whats the meanest thing you've ever done

joe stodge · 11-02-2011 10:53PM #1

I'm not talking about being cheap, I'm talking about meanness.

I'll start i once stole a birthday cake at a 21st, the whole thing before it had even been cut.

Seemed fairly funny at the time.

joewicklow · 11-02-2011 10:56PM

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Snakeblood · 11-02-2011 10:58PM

I strangled someone.

Super-Rush · 11-02-2011 10:58PM

Out in town one night.

Me: Hi, are you with anyone?

Her: No.

Me: I'm not surprised.

I don't have many regrets but that is definitely one of them.

Alter-Ego · 11-02-2011 11:00PM

super-rush wrote: »

Out in town one night.

Me: Hi, are you with anyone?

Her: No.

Me: I'm not surprised.

I don't have many regrets but that is definitely one of them.

Owwh! Was she THAT bad?

PK2008 · 11-02-2011 11:00PM

I put the screw in the tuna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hondasam · 11-02-2011 11:01PM

joe stodge wrote: »

I'm not talking about being cheap, I'm talking about meanness.

I'll start i once stole a birthday cake at a 21st, the whole thing before it had even been cut.

Seemed fairly funny at the time.

finish the story what did you do with it ?

Super-Rush · 11-02-2011 11:04PM

Alter-Ego wrote: »

Owwh! Was she THAT bad?

Most likely not, i was just being a cunt.

joe stodge · 11-02-2011 11:06PM

i threw it at the window of a security gaurds hut on a building site beside the party. he wasn't impessed at all he let out some roar when it hit the hut. he came out roaring and shouting at me, then i ran away. i'm actually laughing as i write this remebering the whole event!:D:D:D:D

hondasam · 11-02-2011 11:08PM

joe stodge wrote: »

i threw it at the window of a security gaurds hut on a building site beside the party. he wasn't impessed at all he let out some roar when it hit the hut. he came out roaring and shouting at me then. i ran away. i'm actually laughing as i write this remebering the whole event!:D:D:D:D

I'm laughing with you, how did you explain about the cake ?

galwayrush · 11-02-2011 11:09PM

3 of us swiped a full beef roast from an oven in a bar / restaurant at a stag weekend.

joe stodge · 11-02-2011 11:11PM

she didnt find out till years later that i took it, even though it was common knowledge between all my friends. even then when i she found out i told it her it was funny at the time.

rusty_racer94 · 11-02-2011 11:12PM

Me talking to a seriously over-weight boy in school.
He: You're sh*t at Kayaking.
Me: Well, You can't even get into one.

pragmatic1 · 11-02-2011 11:14PM

Starting fights and vandalism when I was a ****ty teenager.

Big Pussy Bonpensiero · 11-02-2011 11:15PM

Back in my first year days I went up behind some quiet lad in between classes with two ends of a jam & butter sandwich and sandwiched his face with them... a few times...!

smokie2008 · 11-02-2011 11:18PM

rusty_racer94 wrote: »

Me talking to a seriously over-weight boy in school.
He: You're sh*t at Kayaking.
Me: Well, You can't even get into one.

Thats not Cruel, that's just a bad ass comeback:D

joe stodge · 11-02-2011 11:44PM

THFC wrote: »

Back in my first year days I went up behind some quiet lad in between classes with two ends of a jam & butter sandwich and sandwiched his face with them... a few times...!

did he ever retailiate??

whats the meanest thing you've ever done

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