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The laws of After Hours

  • 06-02-2011 09:52PM
    #1
    El_Dangeroso
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 5,620 ✭✭✭El_Dangeroso


    Someone briefly mentioned on a thread recently that someone will disagree with the OP within 6 posts on AH.

    I have since noticed this to be surprisingly accurate. On pretty much every subject no matter how water-tight the OP's point is, someone will have to contradict it within 6 posts, or if they can't, make a petty semantic point about how the opinion was expressed.

    What are the other unwritten laws of After Hours?


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Comments

  • #2
    stoneill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,607 ✭✭✭stoneill


    Godwins law.

    As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1.


  • #3
    kev9100
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,270 ✭✭✭kev9100


    Someone must post pics or GTFO in the first 3 pages.


  • #4
    blackalicious
    Closed Accounts Posts: 127 ✭✭blackalicious


    there's always some d1ck who corrects peoples grammar..


  • #5
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,495 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    I remember there was a law that for every After Hours thread, there's always an appropriate Simpsons quote.


  • #6
    NeedaNewName
    Closed Accounts Posts: 409 ✭✭NeedaNewName


    Say size 12+ is fat and Dudess will magically appear in thread.

    FACT!


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  • #7
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Hate roma, immigrants, the Englise, homeless people, bitch about thanks whores in order to get thanks, mod conspiracy rabble rousing, give out to everyone that thinks Dublin is the only place in Ireland, see how far you can push the jokes about dead celebrities, give out about people making jokes about dead celebrities, atari jaguar and yore ma. I think thats about it


  • #8
    El_Dangeroso
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 5,620 ✭✭✭El_Dangeroso


    blackalicious wrote: »
    there's always some d1ck who corrects peoples grammar..

    You are now statistically 100% certain to have your grammar corrected.


  • #9
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    blackalicious wrote: »
    There's always some dick who corrects peoples grammar.

    I am on duty for Bluewolf. :pac:
    I may have got it wrong


  • #10
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    stoneill wrote: »
    Godwins law.

    As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1.

    As does the probability of mentioning steak, blow jobs, coke and hookers.


  • #11
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    First reply is blatant thanks whoring.

    Dunno if it's a rule or not to include puns but they have overstayed their welcome.


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  • #12
    Aodan83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,110 ✭✭✭Aodan83


    El_Dangeroso wrote: »
    Someone briefly mentioned on a thread recently that someone will disagree with the OP within 6 posts on AH.

    I have since noticed this to be surprisingly accurate. On pretty much every subject no matter how water-tight the OP's point is, someone will have to contradict it within 6 posts, or if they can't, make a petty semantic point about how the opinion was expressed.

    What are the other unwritten laws of After Hours?
    Neither of these happened in the first 6 posts.


  • #13
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    blackalicious wrote: »
    there's always some d1ck who corrects peoples grammar..

    You spelt it incorrectly.


  • #14
    Aishae
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,800 ✭✭✭Aishae


    Basq wrote: »
    I remember there was a law that for every After Hours thread, there's always an appropriate Simpsons quote.


    ill just type this up on my invisible typewriter


  • #15
    foxinsox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,078 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    if the subject is vaguely about religion..

    usually by the 4th page the user GOD appears and posts a witty reply..

    :)


  • #16
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    orourkeda will have had a **** by post 10


  • #17
    El_Dangeroso
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 5,620 ✭✭✭El_Dangeroso


    Aodan83 wrote: »
    Neither of these happened in the first 6 posts.

    dangit.
    Kasabian wrote: »
    I am on duty for Bluewolf. :pac:
    I may have got it wrong

    You missed 'people's'


  • #18
    Marcus.Aurelius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,314 ✭✭✭Marcus.Aurelius


    blackalicious wrote: »
    There's always some dick who corrects people's grammar.
    Kasabian wrote: »
    I am on duty for Bluewolf. :pac:
    I may have got it wrong

    It's okay, I fixed it. :pac:


  • #19
    tallaghtmick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,724 ✭✭✭tallaghtmick


    fact:someone will post for thanks only

    click thanks please:D


  • #20
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    El_Dangeroso wrote: »
    Someone briefly mentioned on a thread recently that someone will disagree with the OP within 6 posts on AH.

    I have since noticed this to be surprisingly accurate. On pretty much every subject no matter how water-tight the OP's point is, someone will have to contradict it within 6 posts, or if they can't, make a petty semantic point about how the opinion was expressed.

    I don't think that's true and, tbh, your superior attitude is off-putting.
    What are the other unwritten laws of After Hours?

    Can't say, then it will no longer be unwritten.


  • #21
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Kasabian wrote: »
    orourkeda will have had a **** by post 10

    Yeah. Another one cracked off. Sounds like you could do with a good **** yourself.


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  • #22
    smk89
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭smk89


    The more sexualities, ethnic minorities and people you don't tolerate the more of a man you are


  • #23
    El_Dangeroso
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 5,620 ✭✭✭El_Dangeroso


    Adriel Famous Hook wrote: »
    I don't think that's true and, tbh, your superior attitude is off-putting.



    Can't say, then it will no longer be unwritten.

    I forgot to add, Adriel Famous Hook will post with a superior and sardonic attitude without addressing the original point of the thread.:pac:


  • #24
    thetonynator
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,234 ✭✭✭thetonynator


    This thread proves its own theory wrong . .:P


  • #25
    blackalicious
    Closed Accounts Posts: 127 ✭✭blackalicious


    Marcus.Aurelius wrote: »
    It's okay, I fixed it. :pac:
    after hours doesn't disappoint, i'm disappointed in myself for not making sure my grammar was perfect.. i walked into that one.. and if any f*cker finds a mistake in this post i will cry :p


  • #26
    El_Dangeroso
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 5,620 ✭✭✭El_Dangeroso


    thetonynator wrote: »
    This thread proves its own theory wrong . .:P

    I know, had to wait for post #20.. ye guys are slow enough tonight.


  • #27
    Aishae
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,800 ✭✭✭Aishae


    El_Dangeroso wrote: »
    I forgot to add, Frada will post with a superior and sardonic attitude without addressing the original point of the thread.:pac:

    bit like joan burton then


  • #28
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Yeah. Another one cracked off. Sounds like you could do with a good **** yourself.

    I am using the delay method.


  • #29
    blackalicious
    Closed Accounts Posts: 127 ✭✭blackalicious


    also after hours has a suprisingly large number of native american users


  • #30
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    blackalicious wrote: »
    after hours doesn't disappoint, I'm disappointed in myself for not making sure my grammar was perfect. I walked into that one, and if any f*cker finds a mistake in this post I will cry :p

    Can I get you a tissue?


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  • #31
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Any thread where 'pedobear' is mentioned, Snyper will appear.


    Any thread where sex/virginity/England is mentioned, I will appear


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