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Squats the story - the Off Topic Thread...

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    WANT

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 983 ✭✭✭Frogdog


    WANT

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    Bit small for you, aren't they?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    Frogdog wrote: »
    Bit small for you, aren't they?

    I'm a smurf.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,049 ✭✭✭discus


    Just home from a few drinks with a mate. She was telling me that she was seeing a personal trainer for a few weeks, who promised weight loss but since she started she has been gaining weight... All following the diets and training that this chap has been prescibing

    Then she told me this chancer was looking for a few hundred quid for very few personal training sessions... I asked his name... J*Y FAR***T LOL


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    ROFLSHMSFOAIDMT


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,049 ✭✭✭discus


    ROFLSHMSFOAIDMT

    This could take a while... Rolling on the floor laughing should he manipulate siteban for ones access into dis mutha****ing thread?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    discus wrote: »
    This could take a while... Rolling on the floor laughing should he manipulate siteban for ones access into dis mutha****ing thread?

    Quality.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,049 ✭✭✭discus


    Quality.

    I'll take that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 722 ✭✭✭Rycn


    discus wrote: »
    Just home from a few drinks with a mate. She was telling me that she was seeing a personal trainer for a few weeks, who promised weight loss but since she started she has been gaining weight... All following the diets and training that this chap has been prescibing

    Then she told me this chancer was looking for a few hundred quid for very few personal training sessions... I asked his name... J*Y FAR***T LOL

    You forgot to put CPT after his name :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,338 ✭✭✭the drifter


    discus wrote: »
    Just home from a few drinks with a mate. She was telling me that she was seeing a personal trainer for a few weeks, who promised weight loss but since she started she has been gaining weight... All following the diets and training that this chap has been prescibing

    Then she told me this chancer was looking for a few hundred quid for very few personal training sessions... I asked his name... J*Y FAR***T LOL

    of all the trolling and lol cats and banter if seen on boards...nothing made me laugh like this did


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,024 ✭✭✭d'Oracle


    discus wrote: »
    Just home from a few drinks with a mate. She was telling me that she was seeing a personal trainer for a few weeks, who promised weight loss but since she started she has been gaining weight... All following the diets and training that this chap has been prescibing

    Then she told me this chancer was looking for a few hundred quid for very few personal training sessions... I asked his name... J*Y FAR***T LOL

    Just out of curiosity.
    Is this actual factual?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,049 ✭✭✭discus


    d'Oracle wrote: »
    Just out of curiosity.
    Is this actual factual?

    Yeah yeah. She came in to IP today for a conditioning session, and a talk with Will. A few things have been straightened out!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Remmy


    discus wrote: »
    Yeah yeah. She came in to IP today for a conditioning session, and a talk with Will. A few things have been straightened out!

    Ha I remember that guy he was class.Deadlifts 4 bicepz ftw!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,338 ✭✭✭the drifter


    discus wrote: »
    Yeah yeah. She came in to IP today for a conditioning session, and a talk with Will. A few things have been straightened out!

    Did will make her dump him?? home wrecker!!!:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,049 ✭✭✭discus


    drifter wrote:
    Did will make her dump him?? home wrecker!!!tongue.gif

    No, they had gone their separate ways a while ago!

    Has anyone tried to do a bacon weave before? I'm giving it a go tonight, just gona wrap up some suasages in it, and see how it goes. Actually, does anyone know what rashers/bacon cuts would work best for it? Suggestions for fillings other than sausages wanted plz too


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭gymfreak


    discus wrote: »
    Yeah yeah. She came in to IP today for a conditioning session, and a talk with Will. A few things have been straightened out!

    Haha..I was actually gonna ask ya this morning was that the Jay Farrant girl..but then I wasnt sure if it was an insult..
    I'm sure she see's the funny side of it now:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,049 ✭✭✭discus


    Yeah that was her. I think she's happy enough now to understand what level of instruction and attention to detail one should expect when handing over money for personal training!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    discus wrote: »
    No, they had gone their separate ways a while ago!

    Has anyone tried to do a bacon weave before? I'm giving it a go tonight, just gona wrap up some suasages in it, and see how it goes. Actually, does anyone know what rashers/bacon cuts would work best for it? Suggestions for fillings other than sausages wanted plz too

    These lads are pretty handy with the aul bacon weave


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,049 ✭✭✭discus


    The bacon weave has evolved to the bacon plate! Brilliant!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    Nothing better than a cold PWO in a warm jacuzzi after a tough session!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 722 ✭✭✭Rycn


    These lads are pretty handy with the aul bacon weave

    Brilliant!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 722 ✭✭✭Rycn




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    Did they actually deleted yer mans thread calling everybody out?

    I hate this place.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 968 ✭✭✭Chet Zar


    Did they actually deleted yer mans thread calling everybody out?

    I hate this place.

    What thread was that???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,863 ✭✭✭kevpants


    Did they actually deleted yer mans thread calling everybody out?

    I hate this place.

    You should have seen the response I'd penned. Tried to post... BAM... No thread.

    I really wanted to post because I know I'm one of his crettins!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    kevpants wrote: »
    You should have seen the response I'd penned. Tried to post... BAM... No thread.

    Sick of it tbh.

    Charter should be udated to include "fun can get the actual fock out"

    I'd even taken a pic of a fruit pastille balancing on shelfie.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 771 ✭✭✭Red Cortina


    Did they actually deleted yer mans thread calling everybody out?

    I hate this place.
    I saw it and was looking forward to having a few entertaining reads out of it!! Very disappointedd:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 968 ✭✭✭Chet Zar


    Locking threads is one thing but deleting them is just lamesville.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,234 ✭✭✭Edwardius


    :'( and here was me about to post a picture of mike mentzer.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 612 ✭✭✭boomtown84


    anyone reckon it's jay farrant cpt in disguise??would explain a lot!


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