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Man has 'mini' tattooed on penis to win a car

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 415 ✭✭Holybejaysus


    He should've had it done on his brain too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    What a dick.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    pics or...wait no


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    An absolute knob!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    Mini is only four letters. Imagine it was a Fiat Cinquecento


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,156 ✭✭✭Iwannahurl




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 760 ✭✭✭seafood dunleavy


    Great word to put on your cock.


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,718 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    I'm concerned why I was hoping there would be an image in that link...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Howls of pain

    wimp


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,433 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Radio listeners were treated to Muller's howls of pain as four sans-serif capital letters were applied in black ink.

    Ouch.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    PogMoThoin wrote: »
    Man has ‘mini’ tattooed on penis to win a car

    Heard it was a soft-top.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,354 ✭✭✭El Horseboxo


    Once i got the car i'd get mouse tattooed after it. She was always after Mickey that one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 656 ✭✭✭smokie2008


    SadieSue wrote: »
    Mini is only four letters. Imagine it was a Fiat Cinquecento
    Not fit mate no??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 353 ✭✭yizorselves


    Big deal I have Toyota Celica Carlos Sainz Limited Edition on mine


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭squeakyduck


    The things people do these days for a bit of fame! :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,678 ✭✭✭✭Owen


    Could have been worse, could have been an Isuzu Big Horn!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 777 ✭✭✭boogle


    A guy I know tattoed "winky" in his willy in Thailand. Class.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,566 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    I've got "enjoy the ride" on mine.

    Car related, obviously.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    I have the unabridged version of war and peace tattooed on my mickey.

    That's the stature of mickey you're dealin' with here.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    I'd do the same tbh


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Dave! wrote: »
    I'd do the same tbh

    Are you serious ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Sure. It's a very small tattoo, and a Mini Cooper is worth many thousands of pounds.

    It'd be a funny story too.

    Having said that, I've never been inked, so dunno how painful it is ;) That'd be the only deterrent really -- I wouldn't really care about having a tiny tattoo on my cock.

    (quick, someone make a joke about nobody ever seeing it :p)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 177 ✭✭grumula


    pics or...wait no

    i did the same thing before clicking the second link


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Dave! wrote: »
    Sure. It's a very small tattoo, and a Mini Cooper is worth many thousands of pounds.

    It'd be a funny story too.

    Having said that, I've never been inked, so dunno how painful it is ;) That'd be the only deterrent really -- I wouldn't really care about having a tiny tattoo on my cock.

    (quick, someone make a joke about nobody ever seeing it :p)


    well it is painful and for that part of your body it would be very painful.

    post a pic and we will all see it together :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,746 ✭✭✭AgileMyth


    SadieSue wrote: »
    Mini is only four letters. Imagine it was a Fiat Cinquecento
    Did I ever tell ye the story about how I won one of those? ;)



    Probably not, it was in a raffle. Boring story really, don't know why I brought it up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    And will he park it in the garage or take it around the back entrance?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4 samotny


    hi all,
    where can i done one :D
    realy want one


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    my tatoo in the same area says mitsubishi but at certain occassions it says mitsubishi space wagon 2.4 gdi equippe :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,371 ✭✭✭✭jimmycrackcorm


    He needs to get 'Max' tattooed on the base also.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    davet82 wrote: »
    my tatoo in the same area says mitsubishi but at certain occassions it says mitsubishi space wagon 2.4 gdi equippe :P

    damn i should have read replies before i posted my original witty comment :(


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