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Man has 'mini' tattooed on penis to win a car

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  • #2
    Holybejaysus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 415 ✭✭Holybejaysus


    He should've had it done on his brain too.


  • #3
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    What a dick.


  • #4
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    pics or...wait no


  • #5
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    An absolute knob!


  • #6
    SadieSue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    Mini is only four letters. Imagine it was a Fiat Cinquecento


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  • #7
    Iwannahurl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,156 ✭✭✭Iwannahurl


    I'd be more impressed if it was a Lamborghini Murcielago LP670-4 SuperVeloce China Limited Edition.


  • #8
    seafood dunleavy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 760 ✭✭✭seafood dunleavy


    Great word to put on your cock.


  • #9
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    I'm concerned why I was hoping there would be an image in that link...


  • #10
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Howls of pain

    wimp


  • #11
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Radio listeners were treated to Muller's howls of pain as four sans-serif capital letters were applied in black ink.

    Ouch.


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  • #12
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    PogMoThoin wrote: »
    Man has ‘mini’ tattooed on penis to win a car

    Heard it was a soft-top.


  • #13
    El Horseboxo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,341 ✭✭✭El Horseboxo


    Once i got the car i'd get mouse tattooed after it. She was always after Mickey that one.


  • #14
    smokie2008
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 656 ✭✭✭smokie2008


    SadieSue wrote: »
    Mini is only four letters. Imagine it was a Fiat Cinquecento
    Not fit mate no??


  • #15
    yizorselves
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 353 ✭✭yizorselves


    Big deal I have Toyota Celica Carlos Sainz Limited Edition on mine


  • #16
    squeakyduck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭squeakyduck


    The things people do these days for a bit of fame! :rolleyes:


  • #17
    Owen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,683 ✭✭✭✭Owen


    Could have been worse, could have been an Isuzu Big Horn!


  • #18
    boogle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 777 ✭✭✭boogle


    A guy I know tattoed "winky" in his willy in Thailand. Class.


  • #19
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    I've got "enjoy the ride" on mine.

    Car related, obviously.


  • #20
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    I have the unabridged version of war and peace tattooed on my mickey.

    That's the stature of mickey you're dealin' with here.


  • #21
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    I'd do the same tbh


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  • #22
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Dave! wrote: »
    I'd do the same tbh

    Are you serious ?


  • #23
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Sure. It's a very small tattoo, and a Mini Cooper is worth many thousands of pounds.

    It'd be a funny story too.

    Having said that, I've never been inked, so dunno how painful it is ;) That'd be the only deterrent really -- I wouldn't really care about having a tiny tattoo on my cock.

    (quick, someone make a joke about nobody ever seeing it :p)


  • #24
    grumula
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 177 ✭✭grumula


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    pics or...wait no

    i did the same thing before clicking the second link


  • #25
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Dave! wrote: »
    Sure. It's a very small tattoo, and a Mini Cooper is worth many thousands of pounds.

    It'd be a funny story too.

    Having said that, I've never been inked, so dunno how painful it is ;) That'd be the only deterrent really -- I wouldn't really care about having a tiny tattoo on my cock.

    (quick, someone make a joke about nobody ever seeing it :p)


    well it is painful and for that part of your body it would be very painful.

    post a pic and we will all see it together :pac:


  • #26
    AgileMyth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭AgileMyth


    SadieSue wrote: »
    Mini is only four letters. Imagine it was a Fiat Cinquecento
    Did I ever tell ye the story about how I won one of those? ;)



    Probably not, it was in a raffle. Boring story really, don't know why I brought it up.


  • #27
    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    And will he park it in the garage or take it around the back entrance?


  • #28
    samotny
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4 ✭samotny


    hi all,
    where can i done one :D
    realy want one


  • #29
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    my tatoo in the same area says mitsubishi but at certain occassions it says mitsubishi space wagon 2.4 gdi equippe :P


  • #30
    jimmycrackcorm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,378 ✭✭✭✭jimmycrackcorm


    He needs to get 'Max' tattooed on the base also.


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  • #31
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    davet82 wrote: »
    my tatoo in the same area says mitsubishi but at certain occassions it says mitsubishi space wagon 2.4 gdi equippe :P

    damn i should have read replies before i posted my original witty comment :(


  • #32
    stephen_k
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 449 ✭✭stephen_k


    Story would be more entertaining if it was "Man has MIN tattooed on his penis and fails to win car"


  • #33
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    I would consider it but I'd be in clear breach of the trade descriptions act.


  • #34
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    squeakyduck wrote: »
    The things people do these days for a bit of fame! :rolleyes:

    I'd say it was more for the car rather than the "fame" that comes with tattooing he's dick..


  • #35
    saa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    Ooft I do hope that doesn't get infected ouch ;)


  • #36
    kinetic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 431 ✭✭kinetic


    i wouldnt even get into a Mini, never mind have one tattooed on my flute.


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  • #37
    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    I'd definitely do it.


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