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Couple Rescued After Sex Doll Rafting Mishap

18-01-2011 10:50AM

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FatherLen

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An Australian couple were rescued from Melbourne's flooded Yarra River today after hitting a rough patch of water during their inflatable sex doll rafting trip. Afterward, police issued a reminder that latex sex dolls are "not recognised flotation devices."

ha if there where floods like that here what would YOU use as a flotaion device?

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#2 18-01-2011 10:53AM

stevejr

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whoopee cushion:D

What's the reason for being reasonable?
Is that an unreasonable question?

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#3 18-01-2011 10:53AM

Thomas828

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A politician. They're all full of hot air!

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#4 18-01-2011 10:54AM

Lando Griffin

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Mary Harney.

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#5 18-01-2011 10:56AM

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A boat.

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#6 18-01-2011 10:56AM

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wood...

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#7 18-01-2011 10:58AM

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Lando Griffin wrote: »

Mary Harney.

She would more likely be the reason there was a flood, taking a dip in the ocean, or up in blessington or the likes!

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