why is BEER so nice?

OPENROAD · 16-01-2011 03:10AM

Sergeant wrote: »

For a country that has such a love affair with beer we drink some awful muck. The selection of beer in the average Irish pub is the worst in Europe. Ice cold lager, and a stout that is more marketing than taste.

+1

Now this is a real drink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxkxGgOsT78

ascanbe · 16-01-2011 03:17AM

OPENROAD wrote: »

+1

Now this is a real drink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxkxGgOsT78

Treasonous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIrX5MfNedM

fonecrusher1 · 16-01-2011 03:18AM

Mr. Anderson wrote: »

People who generalise about people who don't agree with them...

- Can't handle people having a different opinion.
- Have no friends
- Wet the bed

It's one of these^

Haha someones taken the bait. Touched a nerve i believe. Too easy. yessssssssss!!!! Result!:D

orourkeda · 16-01-2011 03:19AM

Bogsnorkler wrote: »

I lost my virginity to a can of Carling

Can you fit one up the sphinc?

Sergeant · 16-01-2011 03:23AM

ascanbe wrote: »

If you ever had a proper pint of plain you wouldn't be writing that.

Is this the great myth perpertrated by Guinness about the perfect pint? The old Dublin geezer standing behind the bar, ready to pour the perfect pint, with a story about the time Brendan Behan called in on a Thursday morning? Rubbish to be honest.
The two stage pour is a remnant of the move to draught Guinness back in the 60's. Guinness has been nitrogenated, and it can be served in one pour, the same as any other nitrogenous beer. I've tried the stuff in many places where Guinness is not the national drink, in many different climates, with many different barstaff, in many different glasses. And it always tasted like Guinness, a nice, if inoffensive beer designed to be sold around the world.

gsxr1 · 16-01-2011 03:28AM

Obaraten wrote: »

Polish beer nyom nyom :pac:

god no.

Next thing you will have us roasting a pig on a spit in our gardens, making noise, wearing tight fitting luminous pink tracksuits, fighting on the street and having fun.

Down with that sort of thing

Crann na Beatha · 16-01-2011 03:32AM

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ascanbe · 16-01-2011 03:36AM

Sergeant wrote: »

Is this the great myth perpertrated by Guinness about the perfect pint? The old Dublin geezer standing behind the bar, ready to pour the perfect pint, with a story about the time Brendan Behan called in on a Thursday morning? Rubbish to be honest.
The two stage pour is a remnant of the move to draught Guinness back in the 60's. Guinness has been nitrogenated, and it can be served in one pour, the same as any other nitrogenous beer. I've tried the stuff in many places where Guinness is not the national drink, in many different climates, with many different barstaff, in many different glasses. And it always tasted like Guinness, a nice, if inoffensive beer designed to be sold around the world.

If you're seriously saying that a pint of Guinness is the same no matter where you drink it, you're very wrong. The difference between a good pint and a bad pint is vast.
The consistency/creaminess of the head is completely different; you can tell a bad pint just by looking at it.

gsxr1 · 16-01-2011 03:37AM

Obaraten wrote: »

Sorry. We have loads of Polish friends around here(our estate) And when you get invited to a house party , you party hard!!!:D

Loomis · 16-01-2011 03:40AM

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Haha someones taken the bait. Touched a nerve i believe. Too easy. yessssssssss!!!! Result!:D

lol no, I woulda thought my copying your format suggested I was joking too, along with what I said obviously. As did my *hug* in my last reply to you

KnifeWRENCH · 16-01-2011 03:49AM

Hate the taste of beer, or at least any beer I've tried. Much prefer cider or spirits.

There was one beer I tried (Cobra, I think) in an Indian restaurant that wasn't too bad. But I'd never think of ordering a beer on a night out.

bluemooner · 16-01-2011 03:52AM

beer is actually so good! i used to be a man for cider but i realised my wrong doings and moved onto the beer. i used to hate it when i drank cider but you kinda get over it somehow. well i did. this reply is no help. go about your business there!

whiteboy · 16-01-2011 04:04AM

gsxr1 wrote: »

Sorry. We have loads of Polish friends around here(our estate) And when you get invited to a house party , you party hard!!!:D

Polish wimmin are a big thumbs up

Iguana Bob · 16-01-2011 04:05AM

star-pants wrote: »

it's not so nice at all.
I hate beer... but tea... now you're talkin'!

awwww id love a cup of tea, you jusy cant make a good cup of tea outside ireland. Dont know why but always tastes like crap

Dravokivich · 16-01-2011 04:06AM

whiteboy wrote: »

Hi all, I'm sitting here having a beer and it's nicest thing in the world, I'm wondering why this is,and I don't mean alcohol but beer exclusively.

According to wikipedia

they got it right up until the last part

Anyway it's been on my mind.

you should not question destiny!!!!!

Iguana Bob · 16-01-2011 04:09AM

ascanbe wrote: »

If you're seriously saying that a pint of Guinness is the same no matter where you drink it, you're very wrong. The difference between a good pint and a bad pint is vast.
The consistency/creaminess of the head is completely different; you can tell a bad pint just by looking at it.

i worked in a pub for a while the old boggers would always refuse a pint from me "tom pours a better pint, get tom will ya"
and we had a pensioners pint. probably still do i think

Naikon · 16-01-2011 04:59AM

Proper Beer, non instant Coffee, Water, and Red Bull are the only drinks I really bother with. I ****ing hate cider and tea with a passion:D

Rich1691 · 16-01-2011 05:00AM

Much prefer cider to beer if i'm honest

Naikon · 16-01-2011 05:03AM

I am going to get banned for this, but anyway, Cider is monkey piss. Seriously, cidona esque in it's makeup. Lunatic soup imo...

AnonymousPrime · 16-01-2011 05:15AM

skippy15 wrote: »

Well you see,it's like this...

A herd of animals can only move as fast as the slowest one.
And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells.
But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

Regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

Thief!!!
http://www.davidstuff.com/humor/buffalo.htm

why is BEER so nice?

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