You Know You're A Crazy Lady When...

LambsEye · 13-01-2011 11:36PM #1

Hey Ladies,

Men have this idea that women are crazy. And to be honest, I've come to realise we are.

My most recent "I'm a little mental" moment:

A boy, who is TOTALLY my type, with whom I've a lot of fun, mutual friends etc, told me straight up he liked me and asked me on a date.

Now, after MONTHS of bemoaning the fact that men play games and I wish a guy would be honest with me, I turned him down. I was instantly turned off when he told me he liked me!

So! Here's your chance to anonymously share those moment when you know you're being insane and crazy and the only reason you can think of is: "I'm a girl!"

Note: This is in the spirit of fun. Anyone looking to take offence or whatever, take a jump.

mahamageehad · 13-01-2011 11:38PM

can't see this lasting too long to be honest! :rolleyes:

LambsEye · 13-01-2011 11:41PM

mahamageehad wrote: »

can't see this lasting too long to be honest! :rolleyes:

I'm not so sure! I have conversations with my lady mates all the time:

"....and the thing was, I didn't even CARE he didn't remember the date, I just wanted to bitch at him." etc.

Giselle · 13-01-2011 11:41PM

LambsEye wrote: »

Hey Whores,

I should have stopped reading there, but Hey! I'm a Girl!

I better go jump now.

ztoical · 13-01-2011 11:43PM

LambsEye wrote: »

Hey Whores,

Hmmmm now why would anyone take offence I wonder? :rolleyes:

charlemont · 13-01-2011 11:43PM

My ex girlfriend was standing in a large queue in Dunnes Patrick St a few years back and she was getting very frustrated and angry with waiting and as she glanced around she spotted 3/4 Dunnes Managers (all men) and they were all chat and laughing at something between themselves. Well that lit the fuse, she stomped over to them with her shopping basket and threw it and the groceries on the floor and screamed " Im going shopping in Super Valu, they treat their customers better" and walked out the door. The managers were stunned...

LambsEye · 13-01-2011 11:44PM

LambsEye wrote: »

Hey Whores,

Giselle wrote: »

I should have stopped reading there, but Hey! I'm a Girl!

I better go jump now.

Wicked. Someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously! Awesome.

Panthro · 13-01-2011 11:44PM

When I see a thread beginning with "Hey whores", I instantly think "bloke started this thread".
I then read on and can't help but wonder would this thread not be more suited in "After Hours".

And I'm a fella!
(eyes up a jump)

LambsEye · 13-01-2011 11:46PM

charlemont wrote: »

My ex girlfriend was standing in a large queue in Dunnes Patrick St a few years back and she was getting very frustrated and angry with waiting and as she glanced around she spotted 3/4 Dunnes Managers (all men) and they were all chat and laughing at something between themselves. Well that lit the fuse, she stomped over to them with her shopping basket and threw it and the groceries on the floor and screamed " Im going shopping in Super Valu, they treat their customers better" and walked out the door. The managers were stunned...

A friend of mine stopped her car in the middle of traffic once, got out, knocked on the person behind her's window, and shouted: "You are the rudest person I have ever met in my LIFE" into the car. Because the person behind her had been driving too close.

LambsEye · 13-01-2011 11:47PM

papagormo wrote: »

When I see a thread beginning with "Hey whores", I instantly think "bloke started this thread".
I then read on and can't help but wonder would this thread not be more suited in "After Hours".

And I'm a fella!
(eyes up a jump)

Wait. Maybe it would have. Hello? Mod? Move me! I don't know how!

Giselle · 13-01-2011 11:48PM

papagormo wrote: »

When I see a thread beginning with "Hey whores", I instantly think "bloke started this thread".

Snap.

hondasam · 13-01-2011 11:49PM

LambsEye wrote: »

Hey Whores,

Men have this idea that women are crazy. And to be honest, I've come to realise we are.

My most recent "I'm a little mental" moment:

A boy, who is TOTALLY my type, with whom I've a lot of fun, mutual friends etc, told me straight up he liked me and asked me on a date.

Now, after MONTHS of bemoaning the fact that men play games and I wish a guy would be honest with me, I turned him down. I was instantly turned off when he told me he liked me!

So! Here's your chance to anonymously share those moment when you know you're being insane and crazy and the only reason you can think of is: "I'm a girl!"

Note: This is in the spirit of fun. Anyone looking to take offence or whatever, take a jump.

we are not whores

not all men think we are crazy but you are not doing us any favours with this post

LambsEye · 13-01-2011 11:50PM

papagormo wrote: »

When I see a thread beginning with "Hey whores", I instantly think "bloke started this thread".

And I'm a fella!
(eyes up a jump)

Giselle wrote: »

Snap.

Nope! I'ma lady. Probably should have been in After Hours. I forget that some ladies may take offence. :rolleyes:

PrincessLola · 13-01-2011 11:50PM

LambsEye wrote: »

Hey Whores,

Excuse me?

Novella · 13-01-2011 11:51PM

What the fuck...

Silverfish · 13-01-2011 11:51PM

Moved from tLL.

nosey rosie · 13-01-2011 11:53PM

Lambseye you're either a guy or an unfortunate trodden down woman with the lowest self esteem ever. ( Its the first, thank goodness ).

LambsEye · 13-01-2011 11:55PM

hondasam wrote: »

we are not whores

not all men think we are crazy but you are not doing us any favours with this post

Hondasm, this thread is supposed to be light-hearted.

I would not presume to know anything about you to claim you are a whore. It was meant as a term of affection.

Y'know, subverting an insult to take away it's social ideological power? Just as gay people adopted "queer?" Same thing.

And you would be completely remiss to say that sometimes, as women, we act a little crazy. OR are you a sort to completely disagree with feminine representations in things like "Bridget Jones Diary," which portray women acting a little silly as a way to poke light-hearted fun at ourselves?

Jaxxy · 13-01-2011 11:57PM

This was in tLL!?

Know your audience OP!

I once went completely ape**** at a bloke outside a club because he kept sauntering by, eying up one of my crying girlfriends who was having "a bad night" and drunkenly bemoaning something about some random guy she barely knew who didn't want her. I called the circling bloke the scum of the Earth, preying on upset, vulnerable girls at the end of the night just to get the easy ride, then I threw my half-eaten quarter pounder with cheese at him. Turns out he was her brother.

Asphyxia · 13-01-2011 11:57PM

I am so confused!

Definitely a thread for After Hours :pac:

In all the mad crazy stuff I've done I don't think I have ever justified it with the fact that I am a girl. Anybody can do crazy stuff I don't think it's down to your gender... Lads are just as crazy as us :rolleyes:

Gunsfortoys · 13-01-2011 11:57PM

nosey rosie wrote: »

Lambseye you're either a guy or an unfortunate trodden down woman with the lowest self esteem ever. ( Its the first, thank goodness ).

Oh no you don't.

W.Shakes-Beer · 13-01-2011 11:57PM

Someone needs to lay off the Chartreuse.

Lol26 · 13-01-2011 11:57PM

LambsEye wrote: »

A friend of mine stopped her car in the middle of traffic once, got out, knocked on the person behind her's window, and shouted: "You are the rudest person I have ever met in my LIFE" into the car. Because the person behind her had been driving too close.

OMG love it

hondasam · 13-01-2011 11:57PM

LambsEye wrote: »

Nope! I'ma lady. Probably should have been in After Hours. I forget that some ladies may take offence. :rolleyes:

Anyone will take offence been called a whore. Probably should not be posted anywhere really.

Giselle · 13-01-2011 11:57PM

LambsEye wrote: »

Wicked. Someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously! Awesome.

Or someone who just finds this kind of opener -

Hey Whores,

- not quite as awesome as you do.

Dudess · 13-01-2011 11:58PM

Silverfish wrote: »

Moved from tLL.

:pac:

LambsEye · 13-01-2011 11:59PM

hondasam wrote: »

we are not whores

not all men think we are crazy but you are not doing us any favours with this post

Pocketfizz wrote: »

I am so confused!

Definitely a thread for After Hours :pac:

In all the mad crazy stuff I've done I don't think I have ever justified it with the fact that I am a girl. Anybody can do crazy stuff I don't think it's down to your gender... Lads are just as crazy as us :rolleyes:

I know men can be just as crazy as girls. And it's not justifiable in either respect. BUT you have to admit that the stuff men do that's mad, and the stuff girls do that's mad are totally different.

I want to hear from other girls like me (see original post,) who do things that are completely ridiculous that you'd share with your girlfriends.

LambsEye · 14-01-2011 12:00AM

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

This was in tLL!? Know your audience OP!

I once went completely ape**** at a bloke outside a club because he kept sauntering by, eying up one of my crying girlfriends who was having "a bad night" and drunkenly bemoaning something about some random guy she barely knew who didn't want her. I called the circling bloke the scum of the Earth, preying on upset, vulnerable girls at the end of the night just to get the easy ride, then I threw my half-eaten quarter pounder with cheese at him. Turns out he was her brother.

Know your audience is RIGHT!!!

Gunsfortoys · 14-01-2011 12:01AM

I have heard about this many times from girl mates of mine.

Some girls like a bloke to take charge instead of asking.

LenaClaire · 14-01-2011 12:02AM

LambsEye wrote: »

I know men can be just as crazy as girls. And it's not justifiable in either respect. BUT you have to admit that the stuff men do that's mad, and the stuff girls do that's mad are totally different.

I want to hear from other girls like me (see original post,) who do things that are completely ridiculous that you'd share with your girlfriends.

There are ways of starting threads like that without automatically irritating your target audience.

If you had started with - Wow, sometimes I do really irrational things! Does anyone else have crazy stories? - rather than throwing around Whores and Girls are Silly stuff - you probably would have had a better response.

xoxyx · 14-01-2011 12:02AM

You. are. Superfish. !!!

To the Conspiracy Forum!!

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