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Stupid neighbour!

  • 11-01-2011 09:35PM
    #1
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭


    So our neighbour called in earlier to complain about our dog.
    Apparently it has been 'chasing his young lad on his bike' ever since Christmas!

    What a fcukin Idiot!

    Our Goldie doesn't even have a bike!

    He'll not come charging over here as quick, without getting his facts straight the next time!


Comments

  • #2
    kerryman12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 940 ✭✭✭kerryman12


    bless


  • #3
    Cavehill Red
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,109 ✭✭✭Cavehill Red


    I'm reporting you for animal cruelty. What a heartless fiend you are, not providing a bike for your dog!


  • #4
    HellFireClub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,911 ✭✭✭HellFireClub


    I've just watched an ad on RTE1 that tells you what to do if you happen to be with someone who has a stroke and I was thinking, "a stroke is the least of that guy's worries at the minute, his fu*ckin' head is on fire!"...


  • #5
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    It's a good job your neighbour isn't Korean.

    Your dog would be in a curry by now.


  • #6
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    orourkeda wrote: »
    It's a good job your neighbour isn't Korean.

    Your dog would be in a curry by now.

    He's a Cavan man!


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  • #7
    Kimono-Girl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    don't forget the bell when you buy him his new bike...so the neighbours child hears him coming...


  • #8
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Gucky wrote: »
    He's a Cavan man!

    They only chase bullocks so you should be safe enough


  • #9
    mgmt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,361 ✭✭✭mgmt


    Gucky wrote: »
    He's a Cavan man!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leSRbDxEEOM


    Is your dog called lucky?

    He'll bust that dog.


  • #10
    Donal Og O Baelach
    Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭Donal Og O Baelach


    A farmer once blamed my dog for worrying his sheep, I said them sheep are more worried of you pulling down your trousers and trying to shag them again than they are of my dog.
    They shot him anyway though - the dog.


  • #11
    HUNK
    Closed Accounts Posts: 383 ✭✭HUNK


    ty for lol


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  • #12
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    @mgmt that's class!


  • #13
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,680 ✭✭✭policarp


    Maybe your Goldie is a joyrider, and the neighbour could be right.


  • #14
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    policarp wrote: »
    Maybe your Goldie is a joyrider, and the neighbour could be right.

    He's no joy rider! He does like the occasional leg hump though.


  • #15
    Fulton Crown
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,493 ✭✭✭Fulton Crown


    Sounds like a right cnunt of a dog to me ...probably like his ownner ?

    Good shoe in the cones would be appropriate....... for both :D


  • #16
    LouieWalsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12 ✭LouieWalsh


    I know exactly where your coming from OP!

    Years ago, in my local bar. This local fella, (you know the sort, tattoos,muscles built kil he a brick crap house) use to shout across the bar at me every Saturday night.

    He use to shout across the bar at me that he had stroked my mums pussy, and that my mum shaved her pussy just for him etc etc etc.

    Well the joke was on him!

    We didn't own a cat ha ha ha! made him look quite silly looking back!

    Louie, one.

    Bully, nil!


  • #17
    swarm.of.bees
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 56 ✭✭swarm.of.bees


    Wait a minute - why won't you give your 90's washed up sell-out DnB DJ a bike?


  • #18
    Screaminmidget
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Screaminmidget


    Im reprting all of these posts. Ye should be ashamed of yereselves


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