Vodka

carfiosaoorl · 11-01-2011 02:05AM #1

I was sitting here tonight bored knowing I wouldnt be able to sleep because sleep is out of wack since christmas holiday, so I thought I'd have a drink. There is nothing in the house except a bottle of vodka but no mixer. So not wanting to poison myself I googled drinking vodka straight and found lots of sites that went on about the subtle flavours etc:rolleyes: and I have to say Im on my third and it is tasting distinctly creamy with lots of other yummmy things mixed in. Any other straight vodka drinkers out there. I could get used to this:D

fedor.2. · 11-01-2011 02:07AM

You sure its vodka and not cum?

Potential-Monke · 11-01-2011 02:12AM

fedor.2. wrote: »

You sure its vodka and not cum?

ROFLCOPTOR!!!

Schism · 11-01-2011 02:13AM

fedor.2. wrote: »

You sure its vodka and not cum?

Well if it is I'd be more worried about why he's keeping bottles of it around the house, not to mention looking up sites about how to drink it straight!

fedor.2. · 11-01-2011 02:15AM

Schism wrote: »

Well if it is I'd be more worried about why he's keeping bottles of it around the house, not to mention looking up sites about how to drink it straight!

It happens;)

carfiosaoorl · 11-01-2011 02:18AM

Yep fairly positive its not cum. The bottle was kept in the freezer but wasnt frozen, I dont think cum freezes but I could be wrong.

edit- I meant I do think cum freezes hehe

admiralofthefleet · 11-01-2011 02:18AM

any jeyes fluid in your gaff? it will make the foul vodka taste better

fedor.2. · 11-01-2011 02:20AM

carfiosaoorl wrote: »

Yep fairly positive its not cum. The bottle was kept in the freezer but wasnt frozen, I dont think cum freezes but I could be wrong.

edit- I meant I do think cum freezes hehe

Have you tried mixing the vodka with some cum?

SomeFool · 11-01-2011 02:23AM

carfiosaoorl wrote: »

There is nothing in the house except a bottle of vodka but no mixer. So not wanting to poison myself I googled drinking vodka straight and found lots of sites that went on about the subtle flavours etc:rolleyes: and I have to say Im on my third and it is tasting distinctly creamy with lots of other yummmy things mixed in. Any other straight vodka drinkers out there. I could get used to this:D

Try having it in a cup of black tea.

TheZohanS · 11-01-2011 02:25AM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

any jeyes fluid in your gaff? it will make the foul vodka taste better

Don't listen to this advice OP, it will blind you.

What you need is Flash liquid, preferably the lemon sort. That's what they use is Absolut Limon. It's really tasty and yummy and it's calorie free so it's a good way to stay in shape too.

admiralofthefleet · 11-01-2011 02:29AM

TheZohan wrote: »

Don't listen to this advice OP, it will blind you.

What you need is Flash liquid, preferably the lemon sort. That's what they use is Absolut Limon. It's really tasty and yummy and it's calorie free so it's a good way to stay in shape too.

another tip is to spray chips with mr muscle, it will wash the grease off thus making the chips healthier

Hank_Jones · 11-01-2011 02:46AM

Potential-Monke wrote: »

ROFLCOPTOR!!!

Oh dear....

AntiMatter · 11-01-2011 09:48AM

When I drank vodka, I'd sometimes flavour it with a mint leaf or walnut, leave it in the freezer overnight, then drink it neat.

Not much of a hangover drinking it straight.

jimthemental · 11-01-2011 10:02AM

AntiMatter wrote: »

Not much of a hangover drinking it straight.

The only thing straight about Vodka is not drinking it at all. Go buy yourself some whiskey OP.

AntiMatter · 11-01-2011 10:07AM

jimthemental wrote: »

The only thing straight about Vodka is not drinking it at all. Go buy yourself some whiskey OP.

Sure. All them Eastern Europeans drink it, and we know how much they embrace homosexuality.

jimthemental · 11-01-2011 10:11AM

AntiMatter wrote: »

Sure. All them Eastern Europeans drink it, and we know how much they embrace homosexuality.

I stand corrected. I'm just moody and talking complete shíte this morning.

chakotha · 11-01-2011 10:21AM

Do it the russian way and drink it with food. A shot followed by a morsel of food. Surprisingly painless.

Gummy Panda · 11-01-2011 10:27AM

Vodka tastes like nail vanish remover. Though I never had proper vodka from Poland or Russia.

I prefer whiskey or scotch

Mahatma coat · 11-01-2011 10:32AM

I like a bit of Ice in me Vodka.

and some Fanta if I'm bein sociable and drinkin it with a mixer

jackiebaron · 11-01-2011 10:32AM

Don't you have any oranges or grapefruits that you could squeeze to mix with the vodka?
I'm not much of a spirits drinker but I can drink whiskey and brandy straight but can't drink vodka or gin without a mixer. Just can't.

orourkeda · 11-01-2011 10:33AM

fedor.2. wrote: »

You sure its vodka and not cum?

Vodcum. Nice

sbsquarepants · 11-01-2011 10:46AM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Vodka tastes like nail vanish remover. Though I never had proper vodka from Poland or Russia.

I prefer whiskey or scotch

Proper shmoper.
I like my vodka like i like my women, swedish.

Eh, if my missus is reading this, i mean to say irish/egyptian, you sexy beast you!

Ghandee · 11-01-2011 11:27AM

In Soviet Russia, vodka drink us !

fedor.2. · 11-01-2011 11:37AM

Gucky wrote: »

In Soviet Russia, vodka drink us !

:rolleyes:

Ghandee · 11-01-2011 11:40AM

:eek::eek:^^

sandmanporto · 11-01-2011 11:40AM

i used to be able to drink brandy and whiskey straight, vodka too but i lost that ability it comes up as soon as it goes down now

FreudianSlippers · 11-01-2011 11:53AM

I drink vodka straight sometimes. I have a special glass that you put ice in and the shot glass sits in the bigger glass. It allows the vodka to get cold without watering it down.
Personally I only like drinking the top quality vodkas neat: Stoli Elit is my favourite.
Normally I drink vodka + tonic (Ketel One, Finlandia or Absolut + diet tonic).

Princess Peach · 11-01-2011 12:34PM

Speaking from experience, don't use skittles as a mixer for vodka.

Rawhead · 11-01-2011 01:28PM

OisinT wrote: »

I drink vodka straight sometimes. I have a special glass that you put ice in and the shot glass sits in the bigger glass. It allows the vodka to get cold without watering it down.
Personally I only like drinking the top quality vodkas neat: Stoli Elit is my favourite.
Normally I drink vodka + tonic (Ketel One, Finlandia or Absolut + diet tonic).

HELLO SAILOR!

jackiebaron · 11-01-2011 01:47PM

OisinT wrote: »

I drink vodka straight sometimes. I have a special glass that you put ice in and the shot glass sits in the bigger glass. It allows the vodka to get cold without watering it down.
Personally I only like drinking the top quality vodkas neat: Stoli Elit is my favourite.
Normally I drink vodka + tonic (Ketel One, Finlandia or Absolut + diet tonic).

Why don't you just chill the vodka in a cocktail shaker? :cool:

FreudianSlippers · 11-01-2011 01:51PM

jackiebaron wrote: »

Why don't you just chill the vodka in a cocktail shaker? :cool:

Shaking it with ice waters it down.

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