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Pole shift is happening now!

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 355 ✭✭GizAGoOfYerGee


    I think this is messing with my sleep. I have had six hours sleep in 72 hours and I feel absoloutely wired.

    No, Depeche, that's your period.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,125 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    I couldn't believe this when i read it...



    This could have something to do with fish and birds dieing all over the place.

    It's alright guys nothing to be worrying about yet, it's only Fox News. You can all calm down until we get a different reference.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 609 ✭✭✭DepecheHead101


    No, Depeche, that's your period.
    It's been twelve long years since I was the butt end of a period joke.

    4th class was a good laugh though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭smk89


    I think this is messing with my sleep. I have had six hours sleep in 72 hours and I feel absoloutely wired. A Tyler Durden complex is going to come along sooner or later if this keeps up.

    The field moves 20 feet per year. If your spider senses are that sensitive you should try a job as a compass [Queue family guy moment]


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,125 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    Damn. Judging by the title, I was expecting this thread to be about promiscuous Polish women.

    Yeah, I know they always work the night shift those Polish women. :P


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Does this mean I should stop Sky+ing stuff? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 495 ✭✭mixed up


    Yeah, I know they always work the night shift those Polish women. :P

    They have to who else will clean the toilets in supermacs :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,125 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    mixed up wrote: »
    They have to who else will clean the toilets in supermacs :D

    I was thinking more along the lines of prostitution but whatever floats your boat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,217 ✭✭✭Kur4mA


    I love getting me pole shifted.


  • Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    So if the North becomes South, does this mean that Northern Ireland becomes Southern Ireland and now we're in the North? Man, this is going to confuse the IRA somewhat.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,384 ✭✭✭gbee


    Jose Jones wrote: »
    Oh, so mother nature needs a favour? Well, maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison.

    Where's Al Gore when you him, a bit more than an inconvenient myth when the world turn upside down and we all fall off :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,384 ✭✭✭gbee


    smk89 wrote: »
    "If the earth moves 20m closer or further from the sun we'll die".

    The essence of the argument is based in facts though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,085 ✭✭✭irelandspurs


    no wonder santa missed my house his gps was off


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,384 ✭✭✭gbee


    no wonder santa missed my house his gps was off

    GPS is not immediately effected, that uses satellites [which MAY go off course eventually but they are geostationary, that is to a point on the ground, the ground is not moving outside of spec] he missed your house more likely cause his new SatNav has ten year old maps in it!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    It's payback for us having sucked all the oil from the earth.

    It wasn't ours to take in the first place, revenge will be had.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,054 ✭✭✭D.Q


    Ah well.. We've had a good run.

    My only wish is that someone conclusively comes out and says "Yep, were ****ed." At least then we can stop going to work and just have the craic in the cold.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Will I still be a northsider?


  • Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Technically no, I think you'd be from the south then. This is also going to greatly confuse the Koreans.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Interesting thread Op and something that is a very scare proposition indeed. The poles are drifting, but an outright pole shift would be not be good for us at all. But surely you know that you've wasted the thread by posting it in here? Anyway......

    Pherekydes wrote: »
    Will I still be a northsider?

    If there's a complete pole shift you probably be a West sider/East sider.


  • Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Interesting thread Op and something that is a very scare proposition indeed. The poles are drifting, but an outright pole shift would be not be good for us at all. But surely you know that you've wasted the thread by posting it in here? Anyway......




    If there's a complete pole shift you probably be a West sider/East sider.

    So does that mean I'll be now on the East coast of Ireland?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,332 ✭✭✭desaparecidos


    I feel this Pole Shifting event is a direct consequence of human actions.

    Lets impose extra taxes and charges to help solve this problem. If we act now we can fix it.


  • Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Well, just think of the future job opportunities, map printing, sign repainting etc.

    Not to mention having to update all those sayings! :pac:

    Her sagging tits have gone north.
    down under becomes up over (Australia)
    Middle East will become the middle West.

    Southern Ireland will have a whole new meaning.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 447 ✭✭AntiMatter


    What will be the effect on human society of a reversal in the magnetic field?


  • Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I feel this Pole Shifting event is a direct consequence of human actions.

    Lets impose extra taxes and charges to help solve this problem. If we act now we can fix it.

    Maggie Thatcher tried to introduce a pole tax in the 1980s and nearly triggered a revolution!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Damn. Judging by the title, I was expecting this thread to be about promiscuous Polish women.

    I shifted a pole and I liked it
    The taste of her swan chapstick
    I shifted a pole just to try it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    AntiMatter wrote: »
    What will be the effect on human society of a reversal in the magnetic field?
    Okay, a few points here. First of all, the North Magnetic Pole is moving west, not east, actually WNW and to the far north of Canada's arctic islands (which still takes it towards Russia). A little history here, in 1840 the NMP was first reliably located by the Ross expedition, on the Boothia Peninsula on the northern mainland of Canada. From that point on, it was measured regularly and found to be drifting NNW, later NW through Canada's arctic islands, which it finally left around 1980 in the Queen Elizabeth Islands to the west of Axel Heiberg Island (which is that fairly large one west of Ellesmere, which is next to Greenland). So from 1980 to 2007 (last reliable location) it travelled increasingly fast and started curving NW and then WNW and has now reached 84N 110W (approx) which compares to about 68N 90W almost two centuries ago. If it continues on this pace and accelerates a bit more, it could be drifting into the New Siberian Islands north of Siberia by about 2050.

    Now, this is not a sign of imminent polar reversal. We only have sketchy ideas where the NMP was located before 1840, the general consensus is that it was in the western Canadian arctic drifting southeast and the Ross expedition just happened to find it at about its most southerly location in recent times. Before that, it could have been almost anywhere, such records as we have found from indirect fossil or pollen evidence tend to point to previous locations north of Scandinavia at some point around the Roman era, so you could imagine that the NMP has perhaps made an irregular circuit of the northern hemisphere over the post-glacial era, and perhaps more than one. So the current activity is no particular cause for alarm.

    I say alarm because a reversal of the magnetic poles would be a serious matter on several fronts, not only the weather. But first of all, about the weather ... it's my theory and that of quite a few other researchers that the magnetic poles may distort the hemispheric circulation to at least some extent, in other words, the polar vortex tries to set up in standard locations from climatology but is then pulled out of shape towards a secondary centre near the NMP. This would in fact explain a lot of the recent global warming mystery, since Europe has warmed more rapidly than North America recently, but it was the other way around from 1880 to 1920 (an era when the NMP was rapidly moving away from the subarctic into the arctic). So, you can imagine the atmospheric chaos that might develop if in a reversal episode the poles first weakened and became multiple centres, or even went wildly offset and took up positions in the temperate regions (the two magnetic poles tend to move in sync although not perfectly aligned through the centre of the earth).

    So our weather could become quite chaotic and develop new circulation patterns that we might only fully understand once we saw them in progress.

    However, that might not even be the worst problem we would face, because the weaker magnetic field during the reversal (a process which probably takes hundreds of years) would allow in more harmful ultra-violet and other radiation, having health impacts and crop impacts regardless of the weather changes. There might also be changes in radio reception and satellite performance during such an episode.

    Most credible forecasts of this possibility talk about reversals well into the future but following a continued weakening of the field. Right now, I believe the field is perhaps 20% weaker than its intensity a few centuries back.

    I should just mention too, based on reading the discussion above, that the terrestrial poles are not moving around (significantly, they do wander over a very small distance of perhaps 1-2 kms due to second-order orbital variations). So anything to do with standard climatology, sun heating earth, or Milankovitch cycles (which I consider valid but not related directly to geomagnetism) are not part of this concern about magnetic pole wanderings or reversals. If the terrestrial poles shifted, climate zones would shift with them, depending on any given place's new latitude. Given that the continents are drifting and evolving slowly over time, any concept of "polar wandering" is difficult to establish because it's a case of did the pole move or did the continent move? But these processes are much slower than magnetic pole shifts, in fact, the north and south poles have been oriented about where they are now (relative to the main continental features) for at least 30 million years and probably well back towards the Silurian before you would find real changes, and then again, these might have more to do with continental drift than actual orientation changes of the earth's poles (relative let's say to the fixed star background).

    From here - http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055782629


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    I have it on good authority that Dennis Quaid, Bruce Willis, John Cusack, Morgan Freeman and numerous other world disaster authorities are being flown in to deal with the problem, relax, they'll know what to do.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    So does that mean I'll be now on the East coast of Ireland?

    Only if your currently living in either the Northern or Southern regions depending on how the reversal/shift would go.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,565 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    were f*cked this is very very bad


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