A bird just pooped on the windscreen of my car!!

Ghandee · 07-01-2011 04:02PM #1

Feckin RAGIN I am!

A bird just sh1t right down the middle of the windscreen of my car!!!!

I wouldn't mind only the cars just back from the valet centre!

Jesus, thats me finished with blind dates!

if only we hadn't been to that all you can eat Indian buffet last night!

And no, I didn't get the roide!

Biggins · 07-01-2011 04:04PM

Do the lotto quick.

Danbo! · 07-01-2011 04:05PM

I see what you did there

Kiera · 07-01-2011 04:05PM

Window wipers?

Sanjuro · 07-01-2011 04:06PM

Jesus christ, OP, are you all right? That's a really traumatic thing to have to go through and I think you're showing serious strength of character to hold it together so well. If you need to, don't hesitate to contact the Samaritans. I'm sure they've dealt with many people who have had birds crap on their windscreen and will provide you with all the support you need.

Best of luck

Dr. Baltar · 07-01-2011 04:07PM

Cool Story Bro.

jimthemental · 07-01-2011 04:08PM

Is this just because they played Scatman on Today FM earlier?

orourkeda · 07-01-2011 04:09PM

Dr. Baltar wrote: »

Cool Story Bro.

cool put down bro

bonerm · 07-01-2011 04:10PM

Google streetview photo from glamourous Hollywood, California.

scarymoon1 · 07-01-2011 04:14PM

anyone ever had a bird poop on their windscreen but have no water to wash it with the wipers? I had to put my hand out the window and throw lucozade on it to clean it - made it worse lol.

gravityisalie · 07-01-2011 04:25PM

Gucky wrote: »

Feckin RAGIN I am!

A bird just sh1t right down the middle of the windscreen of my car!!!!

I wouldn't mind only the cars just back from the valet centre!

Jesus, thats me finished with blind dates!

if only we hadn't been to that all you can eat Indian buffet last night!

And no, I didn't get the roide!

set your car on fire?

tallaghtmick · 07-01-2011 04:30PM

one of the little fookers **** on me hand during the week i done the midweek lotto and didnt get 1 number up :mad: good luck me arse.

Duggy747 · 07-01-2011 04:31PM

Just buy a handgun and start firing at the flying shít-machines.

tallaghtmick · 07-01-2011 04:37PM

why does no one get that hes talking about a woman:cool:

Mongarra · 07-01-2011 04:38PM

On holidays in Westport with a pal and he parked under a tree on The Mall while we went for a meal. At least 3 dozen craps on car when we returned.

Bought lotto ticket expecting at worst match 4. Didn't even get a €1 scratchcard!

Biggins · 07-01-2011 04:38PM

Sanjuro wrote: »

Jesus christ, OP, are you all right? That's a really traumatic thing to have to go through and I think you're showing serious strength of character to hold it together so well. If you need to, don't hesitate to contact the Samaritans. I'm sure they've dealt with many people who have had birds crap on their windscreen and will provide you with all the support you need.

Best of luck

LOL :pac:

stovelid · 07-01-2011 04:42PM

Find the nearest nest to your house and exact revenge by doing a shit in it.

D'Agger · 07-01-2011 04:51PM

WORST THREAD EVER

starbelgrade · 07-01-2011 04:55PM

A bird crashed into my windscreen a few weeks back while I was driving.

Frightened the life outta me.

He bounced off the car & landed a few feet behind me, then was run over & squashed by the car behind me.

Served him right.

Sanjuro · 07-01-2011 05:10PM

starbelgrade wrote: »

A bird crashed into my windscreen a few weeks back while I was driving.

Frightened the life outta me.

He bounced off the car & landed a few feet behind me, then was run over & squashed by the car behind me.

Served him right.

I hit a bird with my car once too. Worst break-up I've ever experienced.

Timothy Bryce · 07-01-2011 05:17PM

could not give a fiddlers fcuk to be fair, but cheers for letting me know anyway

Sea Sharp · 07-01-2011 05:18PM

Browsing the internet while driving, that's a penalty point.

jester77 · 07-01-2011 05:38PM

Better on the windscreen than on your chest

kfallon · 07-01-2011 05:38PM

tallaghtmick wrote: »

good luck me arse.

Where's it off to or what's it about to do

anniehoo · 07-01-2011 05:40PM

Windscreen? pfft.....try the entire car! Parked it under a massive tree on wed, it looks like 250 of them decided to have a shyting party all over it. The poo is feckin purple an all...berry overload. Still havent cleaned it,the looks im gettin off other drivers is classic.

tallaghtmick · 07-01-2011 06:19PM

kfallon wrote: »

Where's it off to or what's it about to do

about to appear on stage as hamlets arse :pac:

Ghandee · 07-01-2011 06:24PM

starbelgrade wrote: »

A bird crashed into my windscreen a few weeks back while I was driving.

Frightened the life outta me.

He bounced off the car & landed a few feet behind me, then was run over & squashed by the car behind me.

Served him right.

So, a cock hit the windscreen of your car?
Was it a big one?

Have you ever had the life scared out of you by a cock before?