I know why Rihanna and Christina Aguilera got in trouble for the Xfactor performance.

The TV station BBC or Channel 4 or whatever it was allegedly got like 1000 complaints over the raunchiness of Rihanna and Aguileras performances. Those 1000 phone calls were from youngish but "getting auld" women who have reached menopause and are very jealous of these young ladies. The old menopause women were probably sitting watching TV with their husbands (who would probably still be well up for a ride if they had the chance) when suddenly some sexy young wans came on the stage and started shaking their nice shiny tight booties in a provocative manner.

In a fit of jealous rage all the crusty dry-gee wives throughout the UK and Ireland simultaneously complained to the head of the TV Association of Whetever the fcuk.

The official number was like 1000 complaints but I'd put it closer to 2million, as most of them didn't get through as the lines were busy with voting for candidates, plus there was a bit of bad weather so there could have been a few lines blown down.

Right I'm going back to watching Rihanna shake her shiny black bum around the place.