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Best Star Trek EVER, never mind the end :P

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Beam the OP up....:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    Star Trekkin' across the universe,
    On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
    Star Trekkin' across the universe,
    Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.

    Lt. Uhura, report.
    There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
    there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.

    Analysis, Mr. Spock.
    It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
    it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.


    There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
    there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.

    Star Trekkin' across the universe,
    On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
    Star Trekkin' across the universe,
    Only going forward, still can't find reverse.

    Medical update, Dr. McCoy.
    It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
    it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.


    It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
    it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

    There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
    there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.

    Starship Captain, James T. Kirk:
    Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
    we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men.

    It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
    it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.

    Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
    it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

    There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
    there's Klingons on the starboard bow, scrape 'em off, Jim.

    Star Trekkin' across the universe,
    On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
    Star Trekkin' across the universe,
    Only going forward, and things are getting worse!

    Engineer, Mr. Scott:
    Ye cannot change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics;
    ye cannot cahnge the laws of physics, laws of physics, Jim.

    Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
    we come in peace, shoot to kill; Scotty, beam me up!

    It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
    it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.

    Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
    it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

    There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
    there's Klingons on the starboard bow, better calm down!

    Ye cannot change the script Jim.
    Och, #!*& Jimmy.

    It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim.

    Bridge to engine room, warp factor 9.

    Och, if I give it any more she'll blow, Cap'n!

    Star Trekkin' across the universe,
    On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
    Star Trekkin' across the universe,
    Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.

    Star Trekkin' across the universe,
    On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
    Star Trekkin' across the universe,
    Only going forward, still can't find reverse.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,479 ✭✭✭magick


    Aft Torpedoes FIRE!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    it was AWESOME

    but so was Star Trek VI, the undiscovered country, First Contact, the new Star Trek (omg, Zoe Saldana is gorgeous!), and the one with the whales.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭Pete M.


    Watched most of star trek V a little while ago with my 6 yr old son.

    He thought it was pants despite my repeated attempts to get him to concentrate on it.

    It really is pants though.

    The scene with Spock saving Kirk from the rock climbing fall is a classic.

    As for the wrath of Khan, also pants.....

    Unless you Trekkie.....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭bobblepuzzle


    =Pete M.;69812821
    As for the wrath of Khan, also pants.....

    Well how very dare you :mad::pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    V was pants, but wrath of khan was awesome! you beam those words down to the planet wearing a red shirt.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    Sounds like Comic Book Guy!

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 241 ✭✭AndyKiely


    Pete M. wrote: »
    As for the wrath of Khan, also pants.....

    Are you out of your Vulcan mind!?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭Pete M.


    Well how very dare you :mad::pac:

    Apologies, it's a long time since I saw it.

    gith rochk mesh ting waht ist bush(spitting sound)iftt.

    That's klingon for saying most humble apologies etc.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,098 ✭✭✭✭kowloon




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭bobblepuzzle


    Mods, please move to the Star Trek forum, I might meet some friends there :(:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭Pete M.


    Mods, please move to the Star Trek forum, I might meet some friends there :(:pac:

    You're in AH now friend, fair game.

    Wish I'd stuck with that degree in Klingon now :(

    Gisht fuchkth


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,645 ✭✭✭Daemos


    Pfft, Star Trek. Bunch of nerds.

    /puts on fez


  • Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Daemos wrote: »
    Pfft, Star Trek. Bunch of nerds.

    /puts on fez



    Spoon, jar, jar spoon.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭bobblepuzzle


    The first real Starship will be named Enterprise, mark my words! :p


  • Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The first real Starship will be named Enterprise, mark my words! :p

    Already has been. The new Virgin Galactic plane has been called Enterprise, if I remember right. Yep. Ha, one of the other ones is called Voyager. God, I love Richard Branson, whoever knew he was such a Trekie!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭bobblepuzzle


    Already has been. The new Virgin Galactic plane has been called Enterprise, if I remember right. Yep

    I mean a proper starship, not a piece of **** rocket ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,489 ✭✭✭iMax


    The voyage home is the best one apart from the most recent


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  • Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I mean a proper starship, not a piece of **** rocket ;)

    Admittedly, Phoenix would've been a more fitting name.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,350 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Some things should not live long and prosper.:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭bobblepuzzle


    Actually, this is interesting... printed on the vessel is USS Enterprise... does this mean United States Ship :confused:


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 98,142 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    The first real Starship will be named Enterprise, mark my words! :p
    LOL

    star trek fans launched a campaign to get the first space shuttle named Enterprise.

    it worked, they got the name.

    thing is, it was built for atmospheric testing , no heat shield etc. so it never got to space


    And besides it won't be the US who makes the first real space ship. Actually they won't have a manned launch capability in a few months time. Meanwhile the Russians are still using a modified 1957 ICBM for manned space filght, because it works.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,162 ✭✭✭Augmerson


    omg ffs, THIS is clearly the best Star Trek ever - WATCH



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,838 ✭✭✭phill106


    go on 2024!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,779 ✭✭✭Spunge


    Well we've no choice now, data said its gonna happen.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭Pete M.


    Sh1t man :eek:

    This stuff is real life innit?

    So => reunification in 2024.

    That's a full 8 years after 2016 :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Looking at the whole series, surely when Seven of Nine arrived? Resistance most certainly became futile.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭bodice ripper




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