My place on the Moon

CreepingDeath · 30-12-2010 10:39PM

Judith Hallowed Nurse wrote: »

I was fortunate enough to be given an acre on the moon this christmas

However, I am completely lost as to what to do with it
Any suggestions?

Rent it out for advertising space... assuming it's the bright side of the moon.
If it's the dark side of the moon, you can charge parking fees for the aliens who are secretly spying on us.

t0mm13b · 30-12-2010 10:44PM

Make a cup out of it.....
mooncup

Zebra3 · 30-12-2010 10:58PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extraterrestrial_real_estate

goose2005 · 30-12-2010 11:14PM

Judith Hallowed Nurse wrote: »

Well I've got this little place on the moon and I hear that the sex at 1/6 of gravity is amazing
Just don't ask me to respect you in the morning

But on the Moon, it takes about 14 days for the morning to come, so it'll be quite awkward.

Johro · 30-12-2010 11:16PM

Judith Hallowed Nurse wrote: »

Well I've got this little place on the moon and I hear that the sex at 1/6 of gravity is amazing
Just don't ask me to respect you in the morning

'Did the moon move for you too?'

darragh16 · 30-12-2010 11:31PM

Thought this was appropriate...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu7AR0-FRro

ejmaztec · 30-12-2010 11:34PM

Two girls, one crater.

Mrmoe · 30-12-2010 11:40PM

Say you have discovered oil and some country will bomb the **** out of it and set up a McDonalds & Starbucks nearby.

Jesus Wept · 30-12-2010 11:43PM

Dear Slasher,

I hope this post finds you well.

I got an acre of moon land at christmas about 10 years ago from my sister, have posted about it before too. Considered selling but no one was savvy enough to make an reasonable offer.

You are welcome over to my plot anytime Slasher for hang sandwiches, a flask of tae and whatever jaffa cakes I can find to hand.
Send me your coordinates and we'll see if you are nearby, I don't have mine to hand but I'll check when I do.

Yours Sincerely, your neighbour,
The-Rigger

Tar.Aldarion · 30-12-2010 11:47PM

I really should make a similar site, people actually buy this ****e. Also gonna sell the bottom of the ocean. oh and leitrim. nobody will be the wiser

bnt · 30-12-2010 11:47PM

If you take a trip there, watch out for those pesky Clangers:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTyjBUoCnKM

Jesus Wept · 31-12-2010 12:04AM

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

I really should make a similar site, people actually buy this ****e. Also gonna sell the bottom of the ocean. oh and leitrim. nobody will be the wiser

The moon dude would sue the pants off you and I doubt you can make any claim to the ocean floor either.

Nice try Tara.

whatsamsn · 31-12-2010 12:16AM

Hahahaha

Just so I get this straight:

- Someone set up a website selling parts of something that could never be rightfully owned or sold (moon in this case)
- selling parts to either totally stupid people or people willing to buy parts for a joke (stupid too)
- but since no one can actually own the moon, it is not illegal to sell so called parts?

Jesus Wept · 31-12-2010 12:23AM

Why can't someone own the moon?

whatsamsn · 31-12-2010 12:30AM

So rigger you are saying I can set up for own website tomorrow selling parts of the moon and or other planets?

and its all legal?

Jesus Wept · 31-12-2010 12:31AM

No, someone already laid claim to it, you're a bit late.

You can try though.

whatsamsn · 31-12-2010 12:33AM

But I just did a bit of research hahaah.
More than one person "claimed" it :P

RichieC · 31-12-2010 12:37AM

Who owns the moon that they can be selling bits of it? I know the yanks tend to believe it's theirs but that's patently ridiculous.

galwayrush · 31-12-2010 12:39AM

Can we send Bertie and his fellow rats there? I can't think of any other use for the land.

Elohim · 31-12-2010 01:40AM

If ya ever get to your acre make sure to pick up some of that nice green moon money

RichieC · 31-12-2010 01:48AM

No Deal McCutcheon! that moon monies mine!

/couldn't resist.

t0mm13b · 31-12-2010 02:02AM

RichieC wrote: »

No Deal McCutcheon! that moon monies mine!

/couldn't resist.

/hums to REM's Man on the moon

If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon / If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool.....

:rolleyes:

TeddyTedson · 31-12-2010 02:38AM

So how much would it cost to buy the who thing?

I'd imagine this could be worth quite a bit in years to come. Is it for real If I bought a few acres of it would I legally own it. Could I charge people who visit it ect?

t0mm13b · 31-12-2010 02:49AM

TeddyTedson wrote: »

So how much would it cost to buy the who thing?

I'd imagine this could be worth quite a bit in years to come. Is it for real If I bought a few acres of it would I legally own it. Could I charge people who visit it ect?

Charge? Charge? :eek:

Uhmmm.... since when did warp drives appear...... :P

The cost for a return ticket to the moon is "lemme get my VISA card out".... :rolleyes:

"You do understand sir, that you have to undertake training for 6 months prior which comes to an additional cost".... "Oh .... uhm yes... here's my AMEX"... and "sir...would you like a window view or a back view.... that'll be ....", "Oh yeah... window view - spectacular innit... here's my MasterCard"....

Nice way to get bankrupted.... unless you're a multi-billionairetrillionair....

TeddyTedson · 31-12-2010 02:57AM

t0mm13b wrote: »

Charge? Charge? :eek:

Uhmmm.... since when did warp drives appear...... :P

The cost for a return ticket to the moon is "lemme get my VISA card out".... :rolleyes:

"You do understand sir, that you have to undertake training for 6 months prior which comes to an additional cost".... "Oh .... uhm yes... here's my AMEX"... and "sir...would you like a window view or a back view.... that'll be ....", "Oh yeah... window view - spectacular innit... here's my MasterCard"....

Nice way to get bankrupted.... unless you're a multi-billionairetrillionair....

Are they not going to start flying to the moon for 500,000 or something? It not that expensive really for the rich and famous. They'll be building real fancy hotels then and what not on it. This could make millions in years to come.

RichieC · 31-12-2010 03:07AM

500 grand to the moon? more like $100 million.

Oranage2 · 31-12-2010 03:12AM

Haven't the conspiracy theorists proven that the moon is fake?

t0mm13b · 31-12-2010 03:17AM

Oranage2 wrote: »

Haven't the conspiracy theorists proven that the moon is fake?

Uhhhh let's not go in there and stick to the thread please.... :rolleyes:

Dj Stiggie · 31-12-2010 03:18AM

RichieC wrote: »

500 grand to the moon? more like $100 million.

Currently it does cost €100m, but have you ever heard of Virgin Galactic?

TeddyTedson · 31-12-2010 03:29AM

I thought I remember hearing that America owns the moon so how is it being sold?
Was the moon landing even real? I just find it hard to believe that back in the 60's when they hadn't even got colour TV that they could get into the moon.

My place on the Moon

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