My place on the Moon

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 30-12-2010 09:52PM #1

I was fortunate enough to be given an acre on the moon this christmas

However, I am completely lost as to what to do with it

Any suggestions?

There is also the issue of adverse possesion (squatters rights for you uneducated swine) and this has caused me sleepless nights as I am unsure as to how to asert my property rights and prevent Pat Kenny from using it as a garden...

KeithM89_old · 30-12-2010 09:55PM

Give it to someone you dont like as a Christmas present next year....

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 30-12-2010 09:57PM

KeithM89 wrote: »

Give it to someone you dont like as a Christmas present next year....

I have an acre in Dundalk for that

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 30-12-2010 09:58PM

I grow magic beans on my moon acre, or so my horoscope tells me.

orourkeda · 30-12-2010 10:01PM

Sell it to Anglo Irish.

Mr Benevolent · 30-12-2010 10:03PM

Judith Hallowed Nurse wrote: »

I was fortunate enough to be given an acre on the moon this christmas

However, I am completely lost as to what to do with it
Any suggestions?

There is also the issue of adverse possesion (squatters rights for you uneducated swine) and this has caused me sleepless nights as I am unsure as to how to asert my property rights and prevent Pat Kenny from using it as a garden...

Hookers. Hookers & coke.

30-12-2010 10:03PM

better than me...i got homeless and boyfriendless! woohoo!!

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 30-12-2010 10:05PM

Starla_o0 wrote: »

better than me...i got homeless and boyfriendless! woohoo!!

Well I've got this little place on the moon and I hear that the sex at 1/6 of gravity is amazing
Just don't ask me to respect you in the morning

Einhard · 30-12-2010 10:06PM

orourkeda wrote: »

Sell it to Anglo Irish.

Or NAMA.

Einhard · 30-12-2010 10:07PM

Starla_o0 wrote: »

better than me...i got homeless and boyfriendless! woohoo!!

Give the acre to Starla. Homeless problem solved. She can find herself a little moonman. Boyfriendless problem solved.

30-12-2010 10:07PM

Judith Hallowed Nurse wrote: »

Well I've got this little place on the moon and I hear that the sex at 1/6 of gravity is amazing
Just don't ask me to respect you in the morning

best offer I've had in a long time...now how do you propose I get there?

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 30-12-2010 10:08PM

Starla_o0 wrote: »

best offer I've had in a long time...now how do you propose I get there?

I have quite the rocket :cool:

sorry

knird evol · 30-12-2010 10:09PM

How can someone sell/gift a piece of the moon. It's not theirs to give away. You might as well sell the planet Jupiter down your local for a tenner. Or sell London Bridge to an american tourist

30-12-2010 10:09PM

Judith Hallowed Nurse wrote: »

I have quite the rocket :cool:

sorry

corndog

Giselle · 30-12-2010 10:10PM

Judith Hallowed Nurse wrote: »

I was fortunate enough to be given an acre on the moon this christmas

However, I am completely lost as to what to do with it
Any suggestions?

Hydroponics.

You can solve world hunger without soil, but there are still some logistical problems like lack of water but its nothing that can't be figured out.

You could hire Pat Kenny to run your hydroponic empire and he wouldn't be able to squat as he's your employee. And it means he wouldn't be here, which is an added bonus.

Star Bingo · 30-12-2010 10:10PM

lunacy.

if you'd believe.. mcGurk owns a piece of the moon :pac:

bonerm · 30-12-2010 10:10PM

Joking aside I've always wondered how it is legally possible to "sell the moon" or "sell stars in outer space" as essentially you are selling a person nothing for 'real' money. I mean does the seller have to possess some proof of ownership before they can sell it on? Conversely could some unscrupulous soul knowingly take advantage of the novelty transaction by buy some of the moon and then suing the seller on the grounds that the they were sold stolen goods etc.....?

(oh yeah, I think you should plant m+m's on your acre OP)

CornsnakeKeeper · 30-12-2010 10:10PM

Open a gentlemans club.

Captain_Generic · 30-12-2010 10:11PM

No one technically owns the moon, so you actually got nothing. Some guy in the US claimed ownership of it years ago but the UN ignored him because he is an idiot. Regardless he's been licensing moon estate agents ever since.
Now like most idiots he's rich.

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 30-12-2010 10:12PM

Giselle wrote: »

Hydroponics.

You can solve world hunger without soil, but there are still some logistical problems like lack of water but its nothing that can't be figured out.

You could hire Pat Kenny to run your hydroponic empire and he wouldn't be able to squat as he's your employee. And it means he wouldn't be here, which is an added bonus.

After googling Hydroponics I think you may be on to something. But now I wish I was giften an acre on Mars instead and I could melt their ice caps (saw it on total recall, very doable)

theboss80 · 30-12-2010 10:13PM

Hang on to it, after the recession is over it will be worth tens of punts

Star Bingo · 30-12-2010 10:13PM

surprised johnny ronans ego hasn't catapulted him that far yet

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 30-12-2010 10:13PM

Captain_Generic wrote: »

No one technically owns the moon, so you actually got nothing. Some guy in the US claimed ownership of it years ago but the UN ignored him because he is an idiot. Regardless he's been licensing moon estate agents ever since.
Now like most idiots he's rich.

Listen buddy just keep off my patch yeah?

Latchy · 30-12-2010 10:16PM

Move over , lock stock n barrel , right next to were Niel Armstrong planted the US flag and watch the price shoot up ( classy area )

Killer Pigeon · 30-12-2010 10:18PM

Judith Hallowed Nurse wrote: »

I was fortunate enough to be given an acre on the moon this christmas

However, I am completely lost as to what to do with it
Any suggestions?

There is also the issue of adverse possesion (squatters rights for you uneducated swine) and this has caused me sleepless nights as I am unsure as to how to asert my property rights and prevent Pat Kenny from using it as a garden...

It's just a scam, how can anyone possible lay claim to land on the moon? Who gave this so called 'real estate agent' the right to do so? Under what country's jurisdiction would it fall? Where are the international treaties? There are none. If man ever colonises the moon it'll never be recognised by the law. They're even selling land on Mars and Venus, c'moon people you can't be so naive.

Captain_Generic · 30-12-2010 10:20PM

Judith Hallowed Nurse wrote: »

Listen buddy just keep off my patch yeah?

You'll need to spend the rest of your life glued to a telescope, this dirty protests going to the moon!

chucken1 · 30-12-2010 10:23PM

Judith Hallowed Nurse wrote: »

I was fortunate enough to be given an acre on the moon this christmas

However, I am completely lost as to what to do with it
Any suggestions?

There is also the issue of adverse possesion (squatters rights for you uneducated swine) and this has caused me sleepless nights as I am unsure as to how to asert my property rights and prevent Pat Kenny from using it as a garden...

Hi *waves* Are you my new neighbour?
Mind my fence,but feel free to call for tea!

Giselle · 30-12-2010 10:23PM

Judith Hallowed Nurse wrote: »

After googling Hydroponics I think you may be on to something. But now I wish I was giften an acre on Mars instead and I could melt their ice caps (saw it on total recall, very doable)

I think I'll claim ownership of Mars. I want a bit of that ice cap action and I see no reason to let Richard Branson have it.

t0mm13b · 30-12-2010 10:23PM

Judith Hallowed Nurse wrote: »

Listen buddy just keep off my patch yeah?

Hey, perhaps you could kill the conspiracy theory on that one (Did Armstrong really land on the moon?) within boardsie... only am too lazy to fetch the linky boyo.... maybe you might find a frozen poo there...:rolleyes:

Captain_Generic · 30-12-2010 10:28PM

t0mm13b wrote: »

maybe you might find a frozen poo there...:rolleyes:

You mean moon cake?

EverEvolving · 30-12-2010 10:31PM

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