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If you could select any animal to overthrow the Swiss government, what would it be?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭Pauleta


    ManBearPig


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    A,pig. Cause it would drive the Muslims in the country nuts.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,205 ✭✭✭✭Zebra3


    A black sheep. :D


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 96,411 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,853 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    A wide range of animals gave been chosen. We may be in a position to select two species. To test which animals will suit us best a trial will be done by attacking Trim in Meath. As a security issue I think it us best not to post the precise details here. Any suggestions on how to plan this without the TDC coping on are welcome.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    A muslim bear who worked for the EU commision at some stage. The sight of which would make the swiss flee in terror


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 96,411 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Triangular Bees


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,027 ✭✭✭cml387


    The Swiss don't actually have a government per se, most democracy is devolved to local cantons. So it is actually rather difficult to overthrow the government of Switzerland whatever animal you choose.

    But I choose a .................. WOMBAT!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,964 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    ROBO-BLUEBOTTLE

    Its the half bluebottle half robot flyborg that is programmed to overthrow Swiss governments.

    Its a film idea ive been working on. Sony pictures said they're interested. They will call me back....they will ok..:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭ilovesleep


    Dont care about the swiss government but i'd throw our own government to pack of wolves. Let those doggies have a feast.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,161 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Cats!!!

    Yes, ofcourse!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 213 ✭✭tommylimerick


    owls cause thet are so wise
    i would put birds in charge


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    Sharpened worms


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 96,411 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Cats!!!

    Yes, ofcourse!

    tron-cat-9849-1293298128-1.jpg

    Tron Cat


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I would like to see a giant fish in a bear suit have a stab at it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Sarky wrote: »
    I would like to see a giant fish in a bear suit have a stab at it.

    ffs, you don't make things easy...do you...

    OK...let's see.....I have a Giant Frog in a bear suit. he once was a fish you know...?

    1806086972_5c7ea6fb4b.jpg?v=0

    ...OK then...how about a woman in a kola bear suit that smells of fish...

    Giant-Panda-Adult-Size-Cartoon-Mascot-Costume.jpg


    ok..ok.....don't rush me....................................







    ah...here we go...one giant fish in a bear suit.......eating a single decker bus...:

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    A picture for everything, huh?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


    This post has been deleted.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 96,411 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Obaraten wrote: »
    Have you conducted an experiment to prove said theory?

    a hippo wouldn't be able to find a space hopper that could support it's weight and touch the ground too

    a giraffe would be able to straddle a hopper that could support it's weight
    whether it would need stirrups or could use all it's legs to hang on might need a bit of looking into


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    A 6 foot gorilla... With the skin of an alligator... Tied to a pterodactyl...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭komodosp


    Cats of course, only they could control the mice who would otherwise ruin the swiss economy!
    Jade Goody. (if she was alive like)
    He said animal, not vegetable :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,853 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    So is this being done or what?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    a tiny mouse will devour the swiss's cheesy infrastructure of chocolaty goodness


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