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How long are you?

  • 29-12-2010 02:42AM
    #1
    stevejr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭


    Lie credibly to get a PM from a female Boardsie!!

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



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  • #2
    mink_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    about 5"10


  • #3
    Rockery Woman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 593 ✭✭✭Rockery Woman


    Oh noes!!!!:rolleyes:


  • #4
    citizen_p
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    6ft 3 in the morning...

    /sees lie credibly

    ehmm hmmm.... 7ft 2

    /awaits pm


  • #5
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Ann Summers are having a sale on a vibrator that has a little measure on it.

    Just felt like passing on that info.


  • #6
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    as long as a piece of string


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  • #7
    Star Bingo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    as long as i am short


  • #8
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    This big - *stretches arms out*


  • #9
    Captain Chaos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Ann Summers are having a sale on a vibrator that has a little measure on it.

    It's called a dip stick.


  • #10
    Dwaegon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 322 ✭✭Dwaegon


    How insecure are YOU?


  • #11
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Captain Chaos wrote: »
    It's called a dip stick.

    Its actually called Measure Your Pleasure :pac:


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  • #12
    Geansai Rua
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 343 ✭✭Geansai Rua


    I am now following this thread!!

    hmm...

    men.. ;)


  • #13
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    This big - *stretches arms out*

    Last of the Thalidomides', eh?


  • #14
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Three inches.











    from the ground...


  • #15
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    WindSock wrote: »
    Last of the Thalidomides', eh?
    Had to Google that...:(


    Still pretty long though!


  • #16
    stevejr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    Hey Princess, what about mario and luigi? I'd say kong is long?

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • #17
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Ann Summers are having a sale on a vibrator that has a little measure on it.

    Just felt like passing on that info.

    I hope it tells lies, because I always told my ladies that this |< ......... >| is 9 inches and not 5!.


  • #18
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Andre Polite Nostril wrote: »
    I hope it tells lies, because I always told my ladies that this |< ......... >| is 9 inches and not 5!.

    How would I know if its accurate. Its not like I bought it or anything

    >.>


  • #19
    stevejr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    Geansai Rua wrote: »
    I am now following this thread!!

    hmm...

    men.. ;)

    Pricks aren't we?

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • #20
    2 stroke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    12 minutes


  • #21
    TanG411
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭TanG411


    I have to tuck mine into my socks. :cool:


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  • #22
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    7


  • #23
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    4mm.


  • #24
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Fago!


  • #25
    charmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭charmer


    Tar.


    infinity.jpg


  • #26
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    oh yeah!

    like Id tell you with me being so emotionally insecure and everything

    lots of love

    Big Bigger Dirty Biggest Boy:eek::o


  • #27
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    All night.


  • #28
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,161 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    7 miles...


  • #29
    LukeS_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 704 ✭✭✭LukeS_


    4 inches... Inside... 15 out.


  • #30
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Cant see it anymore...


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  • #31
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    have we turned the corner yet?


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