Worst nightmare ever..

Godsentme · 27-12-2010 05:42PM #1

I Dreamed I was having Christmas dinner with Brian Cowan AND George Hook:eek::eek:

Dr_Phil · 27-12-2010 05:44PM

.. and then if Cowen turned into yore ma, we must've been dreaming the same nightmare!

bronte · 27-12-2010 05:44PM

Godsentme wrote: »

I Dreamed I was having Christmas with Brian Cowan AND George Hook:eek::eek:

I'm so glad you said Christmas.

27-12-2010 05:45PM

Is Christmas your code word for threesome?

Nevyn · 27-12-2010 05:47PM

Godsentme wrote: »

I Dreamed I was having Christmas with Brian Cowan AND George Hook:eek::eek:

Thats not that bad, I am sure we could make it worse.

Godsentme wrote: »

I Dreamed I was having Christmas with bening spit roasted by Brian Cowan AND George Hook:eek::eek:

:pac:

27-12-2010 05:50PM

Godsentme wrote: »

I Dreamed I was having Christmas dinner with Brian Cowan AND George Hook put a 15 kg Turkey in my arse:eek::eek:

Ouch

Godsentme · 27-12-2010 05:57PM

^^

Ah now:(A 15lb. turkey is pushing it a bit:rolleyes:

PLUS:

(You realize that only for me there would be none of these festivities at all???)

Nevyn · 27-12-2010 06:00PM

ORLY?

So which god was that then and who/what are you claiming to be?

galwayrush · 27-12-2010 06:03PM

The IMF taking over, imagine that....:rolleyes:

Godsentme · 27-12-2010 06:31PM

Thaedydal wrote: »

ORLY?

So which god was that then and who/what are you claiming to be?

The god who could strike you down,T and I am the one he sent to try and save the likes of you. One word from me and you never type again. hows that for starters?

DS333 · 27-12-2010 06:40PM

Godsentme wrote: »

The god who could strike you down,T and I am the one he sent to try and save the likes of you. One word from me and you never type again. hows that for starters?

Excuse me... Who is this imposter?

Since when did you usurp My Position?:D:):eek::mad:

Godsentme · 27-12-2010 06:46PM

DS333 wrote: »

Excuse me... Who is this imposter?

Since when did you usurp My Position?:D:):eek::mad:

Ok. just for the craic, you go out and check the cigarette lighter in your car.

That surprised ya i'd say!!:cool:

DS333 · 27-12-2010 07:02PM

Godsentme wrote: »

Ok. just for the craic, you go out and check the cigarette lighter in your car.

That surprised ya i'd say!!:cool:

What will happen if I do deign to go out and check it?...

Are you trying to fool the Almighty?:mad:

AnonoBoy · 27-12-2010 07:04PM

Listening to people's nightmares is only slightly more tolerable than listening to their dreams.

Because at least when you hear their nightmares you have some ammunition on what freaks the fecker out that you can use to your advantage if you ever have to torture them.

Nolanger · 27-12-2010 07:12PM

Stuck in a lift with a bunch of yummie mummies talking posh to their kids!

DS333 · 27-12-2010 07:16PM

Nolanger wrote: »

Stuck in a lift with a bunch of yummie mummies talking posh to their kids!

YOU'RE IN HELLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nevyn · 27-12-2010 07:54PM

Godsentme wrote: »

The god who could strike you down,T and I am the one he sent to try and save the likes of you. One word from me and you never type again. hows that for starters?

Well to start with it's certainly made me giggle.
Tell Loki I said hi when your next conversing with him.

Jaafa · 27-12-2010 08:09PM

Have you ever had a dream of this man?

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/this-man-ever-dream-this-man

DS333 · 27-12-2010 08:25PM

Nolanger wrote: »

Stuck in a lift with a bunch of yummie mummies talking posh to their kids!

Have you escaped yet?

If you haven't, say something obnoxiously snobbish into your phone so they overhear.

I once had to deal with a "pony girl" who went on and on about fox-hunting. When I could take no more I said in a nonchalant drawl, 'My daddy says that hunting's never been the same since the middle classes were let join in.' Never heard about hunting or horses again. Needless to say, my father never held such sentiments, but it worked at the time.

Was I right or was I right?

Star Bingo · 27-12-2010 08:31PM

i always have this nightmare, i get sucked from my bed out the window n over the walls to noel's dingy workshed at the end of the lane. n i get sucked under the door, n theres this ****in ghost playing old ragtime on a ramshackle piano

DS333 · 27-12-2010 09:30PM

When I was a kid I had this recurring nightmare that a man came into the house at night with a labrador and a crow on his shoulder. He used to kill all my family and I used to lie among their corpses pretending to be dead, hoping he wouldn't find out that I was alive and kill me.

Think of the shock and horror when, a few years later, our new music teacher walked into the classroom and was that man, down to the clothes he was wearing - minus the dog and the crow, of course. I can't remember now whether I ever had the dream again after that...

FreudianSlippers · 27-12-2010 09:33PM

DS333 wrote: »

When I was a kid I had this recurring nightmare that a man came into the house at night with a labrador and a crow on his shoulder. He used to kill all my family and I used to lie among their corpses pretending to be dead, hoping he wouldn't find out that I was alive and kill me.

Think of the shock and horror when, a few years later, our new music teacher walked into the classroom and was that man, down to the clothes he was wearing - minus the dog and the crow, of course. I can't remember now whether I ever had the dream again after that...

Mad skills to get a Labrador AND a crow on his shoulder.

DS333 · 27-12-2010 09:33PM

Godsentme wrote: »

Ok. just for the craic, you go out and check the cigarette lighter in your car.

That surprised ya i'd say!!:cool:

To my undying shame I have to confess that I couldn't stand it any longer and went out to the car! :rolleyes:

Will I ever live it down?!:eek:

I even turned the damn thing on!!

What was the surprise, though, apart from the fact that you HAVE usurped my position.:o:o:o

DS333 · 27-12-2010 10:16PM

OisinT wrote: »

Mad skills to get a Labrador AND a crow on his shoulder.

:D:D

The lab was on the ground. The nightmare was bad enough as it was.
Perhaps a comma after the labrador...?...

CDfm · 27-12-2010 10:50PM

This is actually true.

A few years ago at election time I was living in Lucan. Mary Harney was the Local TD and she was everywhere. TV , radio and newspapers and canvassing everywhere.

One night I had a dream that I was 16 years old again and Mary Harney was my ma. I woke up. Scary enough having a Mary Harney dream.

The following evening I come in from work and the phone rings and I answer it. The voice at the other end goes " Hello , this is Mary Harney" .......spooky or what. Real Stephen King territory.

Was it really an automated telephone thingy ringing local voters and mere coincidence , or was it something far more sinsister.

Whatever it was, I have never looked at Mary Harney quite the same ever again.

bluecatmorgana · 28-12-2010 12:26AM

I often have dreams that I die, it just comes about really quickly, Im lying in bed and bang everything goes black.........and Im like **** Im dead.

a bit like in the sopranos

corkcomp · 28-12-2010 12:33AM

bluecatmorgana wrote: »

I often have dreams that I die, it just comes about really quickly, Im lying in bed and bang everything goes black.........and Im like **** Im dead.

a bit like in the sopranos

that happens 2 me every 24 hours.. isnt it called falling asleep?

FreudianSlippers · 28-12-2010 05:18PM

DS333 wrote: »

:D:D

The lab was on the ground. The nightmare was bad enough as it was.
Perhaps a comma after the labrador...?...

No, you're right... it's just a quirk of the English language

Godsentme · 28-12-2010 10:45PM

DS333 wrote: »

To my undying shame I have to confess that I couldn't stand it any longer and went out to the car! :rolleyes:

Will I ever live it down?!:eek:

I even turned the damn thing on!!

What was the surprise, though, apart from the fact that you HAVE usurped my position.:o:o:o

I KNEW you would!!:D:D:D

The surprise? Well your car was supossed to be

Godsentme · 28-12-2010 10:49PM

Star Bingo wrote: »

i always have this nightmare, i get sucked from my bed out the window n over the walls to noel's dingy workshed at the end of the lane. n i get sucked under the door, n theres this ****in ghost playing old ragtime on a ramshackle piano

I got sucked out of my bed once in new orleans. She had lips like a hoover;)

But how did you get your roger under the door??

DS333 · 29-12-2010 04:30PM

Godsentme wrote: »

I KNEW you would!!:D:D:D

The surprise? Well your car was supossed to be

I'm obviously no longer omniscient either, but why was my car supposed to be?

Worst nightmare ever..

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