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Salmon frozen to death

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Hmm, sounds kinda fishy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    Would the salmon be ok to eat?

    Try a salmon eile.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    We need some Ryvita on the scene STAT!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,834 ✭✭✭Sonnenblumen


    Freshly frozen suffocated salmon, contact Channel 4, could be the making of a new whacky trend?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 234 ✭✭Bjorn Bored.


    Those fish farmers should be put in their plaice.

    I was whiting for a tragedy like this to occur.

    This could cost a lot of money, I heard to the tuna 1 million euro.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,935 ✭✭✭Anita Blow


    This could cost a lot of money, I heard to the tuna 1 million euro.
    Am I herring this right? You must be codding me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    I doubt this story...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,834 ✭✭✭Sonnenblumen


    Pherekydes wrote: »
    Try a salmon eile.

    You could do batter than that!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Erm... fish






    Wait, what?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 810 ✭✭✭gonedrinking


    40 years of research down the drain, stupid fish


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,581 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    Manager Martin McAleese said: "Every morning we are smashing ice and unless you keep the water running in the tanks overnight, they'll run out of oxygen. The fish suffocate."

    I wonder what they're using to break the ice

    Maybe a fishy chat up line, you're like a prize winning fish, I don't know whether to eat you or mount you


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    You'd be like a reverse Cú Chulainn and by eating it you'd become a retard.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    Salmon frozen to death

    Hardy bucks are gonna be pissed off.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    The other salmon farmers must be piscine themselves.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,889 ✭✭✭evercloserunion


    How cod they let this happen!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,588 ✭✭✭✭dsmythy


    I forgot the plural for salmon was salmon for a second and thought you were talking about one unfortunate fish who met his demise :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,889 ✭✭✭evercloserunion


    dsmythy wrote: »
    I forgot the plural for salmon was salmon for a second and thought you were talking about one unfortunate fish who met his demise :o
    When one salmon dies, it's a tragedy; when thousands of salmon die, it's a statistic.


  • Posts: 3,226 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    DrumSteve wrote: »
    You'd be like a reverse Cú Chulainn and by eating it you'd become a retard.

    So wrong but I laughed


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Grindylow


    POOR SAM. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,387 ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    In unconnected news a truck hauling cream cheese has just jackknifed nearby.....

    DeV.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,556 ✭✭✭Nolanger


    Why is our President's husband running a fish farm in Antrim?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Cos there is no fish farm in Phoenix Park?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    mike65 wrote: »
    Cos there is no fish farm in Phoenix Park?

    Mount Sackville is near enough?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,424 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    "These fish are vital, not only for angling, but for the research which has been going on for almost 40 years. If they don't survive, then that's a big gap in the research."

    How long does it take to grow more fish?

    :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    I call "lies" on that story. Fish can survive for ages under frozen water and if it was a research project then the scientist deserves to have it happen if they werent monitoring the water in this weather.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,889 ✭✭✭evercloserunion


    How long does it take to grow more fish?

    :confused:
    It'll take a while in this weather, as they'll have to wait until the ground thaws to plant the seeds.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,653 ✭✭✭✭amdublin


    Poor little salmon :(


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,424 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    It'll take a while in this weather, as they'll have to wait until the ground thaws to plant the seeds.

    er... more along the lines of how farmers "grow" livestock in general... but sure... yeah... I see where yer going with that...


    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,889 ✭✭✭evercloserunion


    er... more along the lines of how farmers "grow" livestock in general... but sure... yeah... I see where yer going with that...


    :pac:
    I would always have referred to farmers as breeding livestock and growing vegetation.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭karlog


    Cant they just thaw them out and cook them, they'll still be fresh i presume?


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