Whats the gayest sport in the world?

fakearms123 · 24-12-2010 10:48AM #1

Mods to move this to the sports forum might be an insult so thats why I said I'd ask AH. I was watching men's water polo last night ... never thought Id ever say that sentence openly

... anyway I was watching and I thought to myself that this sport is quite gay, the water acts like a lubricant, their bodies are too tanned and shaven for these men to be straight, a lot of touching in the water... oohh god Im getting that feeling again *penis tingles*

So what do you think is the gayest sport in the world?

iPlop · 24-12-2010 10:50AM

fakearms123 wrote: »

Mods to move this to the sports forum might be an insult so thats why I said I'd ask AH. I was watching men's water polo last night ... never thought Id ever say that sentence openly ... anyway I was watching and I thought to myself that this sport is quite gay, the water acts like a lubricant, their bodies are too tanned and shaven for these men to be straight, a lot of touching in the water... oohh god Im getting that feeling again *penis tingles*

So what do you think is the gayest sport in the world?

Soccer..

xoxyx · 24-12-2010 10:52AM

Homoball.

seniorolaighin · 24-12-2010 10:52AM

fakearms123 wrote: »

Mods to move this to the sports forum might be an insult so thats why I said I'd ask AH. I was watching men's water polo last night ... never thought Id ever say that sentence openly ... anyway I was watching and I thought to myself that this sport is quite gay, the water acts like a lubricant, their bodies are too tanned and shaven for these men to be straight, a lot of touching in the water... oohh god Im getting that feeling again *penis tingles*

So what do you think is the gayest sport in the world?

rugby - all very close to each others ass holes.....

Iwannahurl · 24-12-2010 10:52AM

Rugby?

bonerm · 24-12-2010 10:52AM

Sink The Banana wrote: »

Soccer..

Rugby or GAA (cos you're obviously from one or both of those 'camps'.)

Banjaxed82 · 24-12-2010 10:52AM

Speed walking

godscop · 24-12-2010 10:52AM

Rugby.

Giselle · 24-12-2010 10:53AM

Syncronised swimming or dancesport.

galwayrush · 24-12-2010 10:54AM

Potholing.

irelandspurs · 24-12-2010 10:55AM

Snooker- sinking the brown

biko · 24-12-2010 10:55AM

There is a sport where men wear speedos only, MMA.
That's pretty gay.

Or rugby.

phasers · 24-12-2010 10:56AM

gay sex contest

iPlop · 24-12-2010 10:56AM

bonerm wrote: »

Rugby or GAA (cos you're obviously from one or both of those 'camps'.)

Neither.

iPlop · 24-12-2010 10:57AM

irelandspurs wrote: »

Snooker- sinking the brown

Not if you sink the pink;)

stovelid · 24-12-2010 10:57AM

Lacrosse.

irelandspurs · 24-12-2010 10:57AM

Sink The Banana wrote: »

Not if you sink the pink;)

He might have it shaved and bleached

magick · 24-12-2010 10:58AM

Oh ffs i guess ill say it,.... cricket!

Wile E. Coyote · 24-12-2010 10:59AM

Definately MMA. Two grown, half naked men rolling around on the ground trying to get on top of each other.

24-12-2010 10:59AM

There are two sports i would consider a bit wrong for men.

One field hockey - sure the women look good in the skirts playing, but seriously how do the men feel playing in skirts?
(Having never watched male field hockey I can only assume they wear skirts because i cant think of another reason for the sport to exist.)

Secondly Tennis, Everyone comes to watch the women. So well done Tennis lads your now the second choice to a bunch of women in skirts moaning. Its not a sport its like softcore porn for people with no internet.

Cookie_Monster · 24-12-2010 10:59AM

American Football

super_furry · 24-12-2010 11:00AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7UMwv8GpJo

Whatever sport this clown plays.

galwayrush · 24-12-2010 11:00AM

irelandspurs wrote: »

Snooker- sinking the brown

Unless the kitchen is cleaned, then it's pink..............pac::pac:

24-12-2010 11:02AM

GAA (y).

TanG411 · 24-12-2010 11:02AM

Bum Darts.

Son Of A Vidic · 24-12-2010 11:03AM

Golf! - can't stand those 'Nancy boys'. How is it even classed as a sport? You essentially go for a long walk, whilst occasionally hitting a small ball with a club. I won't even start on some of the ridiculous shyte they wear.

tempura · 24-12-2010 11:04AM

Golf. The Clothes alone are enough to put you off.

CiaranC · 24-12-2010 11:04AM

MMA

fakearms123 · 24-12-2010 11:05AM

biko wrote: »

There is a sport where men wear speedos only, MMA.
That's pretty gay.

Or rugby.

I actually trained in MMA and am a huge fan of mma and I can tell you that no one wears speedos in the UFC, the closest to speedos that fighters wear is tight shorts, I'll use Shogun Rua shorts as an example:
http://en.susumug.com/pride/050423/susumu14.jpg
Shogun is the guy in the white shorts kneeing Rampage Jackson in the ribs back in Japan. Yeah thats really gay :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

4zn76tysfajdxp · 24-12-2010 11:06AM

phasers wrote: »

gay sex contest

I tried that once and came last.

CreepingDeath · 24-12-2010 11:08AM

Sailing.

<insert seamen/semen joke here>

Whats the gayest sport in the world?

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