Whats the gayest sport in the world?

fakearms123

Mods to move this to the sports forum might be an insult so thats why I said I'd ask AH. I was watching men's water polo last night ... never thought Id ever say that sentence openly ... anyway I was watching and I thought to myself that this sport is quite gay, the water acts like a lubricant, their bodies are too tanned and shaven for these men to be straight, a lot of touching in the water... oohh god Im getting that feeling again *penis tingles*

So what do you think is the gayest sport in the world?

iPlop

fakearms123 wrote: »

Mods to move this to the sports forum might be an insult so thats why I said I'd ask AH. I was watching men's water polo last night ... never thought Id ever say that sentence openly ... anyway I was watching and I thought to myself that this sport is quite gay, the water acts like a lubricant, their bodies are too tanned and shaven for these men to be straight, a lot of touching in the water... oohh god Im getting that feeling again *penis tingles*

So what do you think is the gayest sport in the world?

Soccer..

xoxyx

Homoball.

seniorolaighin

fakearms123 wrote: »

Mods to move this to the sports forum might be an insult so thats why I said I'd ask AH. I was watching men's water polo last night ... never thought Id ever say that sentence openly ... anyway I was watching and I thought to myself that this sport is quite gay, the water acts like a lubricant, their bodies are too tanned and shaven for these men to be straight, a lot of touching in the water... oohh god Im getting that feeling again *penis tingles*

So what do you think is the gayest sport in the world?

rugby - all very close to each others ass holes.....

Iwannahurl

Rugby?

bonerm

Sink The Banana wrote: »

Soccer..

Rugby or GAA (cos you're obviously from one or both of those 'camps'.)

Banjaxed82

Speed walking

godscop

Rugby.

Giselle

Syncronised swimming or dancesport.

galwayrush

Potholing.

irelandspurs

Snooker- sinking the brown

biko

There is a sport where men wear speedos only, MMA.
That's pretty gay.

Or rugby.

phasers

gay sex contest

iPlop

bonerm wrote: »

Rugby or GAA (cos you're obviously from one or both of those 'camps'.)

Neither.

iPlop

irelandspurs wrote: »

Snooker- sinking the brown

Not if you sink the pink;)

stovelid

Lacrosse.

irelandspurs

Sink The Banana wrote: »

Not if you sink the pink;)

He might have it shaved and bleached

magick

Oh ffs i guess ill say it,.... cricket!

Wile E. Coyote

Definately MMA. Two grown, half naked men rolling around on the ground trying to get on top of each other.

RobbieTheRobber

There are two sports i would consider a bit wrong for men.

One field hockey - sure the women look good in the skirts playing, but seriously how do the men feel playing in skirts?
(Having never watched male field hockey I can only assume they wear skirts because i cant think of another reason for the sport to exist.)


Secondly Tennis, Everyone comes to watch the women. So well done Tennis lads your now the second choice to a bunch of women in skirts moaning. Its not a sport its like softcore porn for people with no internet.

Cookie_Monster

American Football

super_furry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7UMwv8GpJo

Whatever sport this clown plays.

galwayrush

irelandspurs wrote: »

Snooker- sinking the brown

Unless the kitchen is cleaned, then it's pink..............pac::pac:

GAA (y).

TanG411

Bum Darts.

Son Of A Vidic

Golf! - can't stand those 'Nancy boys'. How is it even classed as a sport? You essentially go for a long walk, whilst occasionally hitting a small ball with a club. I won't even start on some of the ridiculous shyte they wear.

tempura

Golf. The Clothes alone are enough to put you off.

CiaranC

MMA

fakearms123

biko wrote: »

There is a sport where men wear speedos only, MMA.
That's pretty gay.

Or rugby.

I actually trained in MMA and am a huge fan of mma and I can tell you that no one wears speedos in the UFC, the closest to speedos that fighters wear is tight shorts, I'll use Shogun Rua shorts as an example:
http://en.susumug.com/pride/050423/susumu14.jpg
Shogun is the guy in the white shorts kneeing Rampage Jackson in the ribs back in Japan. Yeah thats really gay :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

4zn76tysfajdxp

phasers wrote: »

gay sex contest

I tried that once and came last.

CreepingDeath

Sailing.

<insert seamen/semen joke here>

Cookie_Monster

Elyse Proud Card wrote: »

I tried that once and came last.

good restraint there, holding it in until the very end. That's commitment!

EDIT: 10,000 post, Wo0t

CiaranC

fakearms123 wrote: »

I actually trained in MMA and am a huge fan of mma and I can tell you that no one wears speedos in the UFC, the closest to speedos that fighters wear is tight shorts, I'll use Shogun Rua shorts as an example:
http://en.susumug.com/pride/050423/susumu14.jpg
Shogun is the guy in the white shorts kneeing Rampage Jackson in the ribs back in Japan. Yeah thats really gay :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

MMA is totally gay. Its for confused repressed blokes who cant accept or embrace their true sexuality to roll around with other men and not feel like they are actually gay. Its gay. Its the new rugby.

iPlop

fakearms123 wrote: »

I actually trained in MMA and am a huge fan of mma and I can tell you that no one wears speedos in the UFC, the closest to speedos that fighters wear is tight shorts, I'll use Shogun Rua shorts as an example:
http://en.susumug.com/pride/050423/susumu14.jpg
Shogun is the guy in the white shorts kneeing Rampage Jackson in the ribs back in Japan. Yeah thats really gay :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Straight as a round about:pac:

galwayrush

Elyse Proud Card wrote: »

I tried that once and came last.

Something disturbing about that post, well, at least you were let cum, even if it was last:D

ceekay74

Rugby

fakearms123

CiaranC wrote: »

MMA is totally gay. Its for confused repressed blokes who cant accept or embrace their true sexuality to roll around with other men and not feel like they are actually gay. Its gay. Its the new rugby.

You see I am not even going to argue with you because you are very uneducated about the sport, to say mma is gay is the same as saying judo, kickboxing, boxing, muay thai, jiu jitsu, etc is gay, mma stands for mixed martial arts so therefore all combat sports must be gay according to your statement but listen I started this thread and you are entitled to your opinion, I can't change your opinion in just one post, but if you don't think the following video is badass then I'll stand down from this argument. Just check out the video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCwgVZcbMaw

CiaranC

I only really watch straight porn, but thanks anyway

KeithAFC

GAA id say.

Genghiz Cohen

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

EDIT: 10,000 post, Wo0t

If Terry were here you'd never have pointed that out!

fakearms123

CiaranC wrote: »

I only really watch straight porn, but thanks anyway

Your cool bro, we get it :rolleyes:

Dionysus

Have to agree it's soccer; it's like bad ballet on grass.

pickarooney

fakearms123 wrote: »

I actually trained in MMA and am a huge fan of mma and I can tell you that no one wears speedos in the UFC, the closest to speedos that fighters wear is tight shorts, I'll use Shogun Rua shorts as an example:
http://en.susumug.com/pride/050423/susumu14.jpg
Shogun is the guy in the white shorts kneeing Rampage Jackson in the ribs back in Japan. Yeah thats really gay :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

He's the spit of Freddie Mercury. Doing Ballet. And the link has 'pride' in it. And your smiley looks like he's fluttering his eyelashes.

EverEvolving

Soggy biscuit

Irish Guitarist

Wrestling.

Spunge

UFC or cockfighting

CiaranC

Spunge wrote: »

UFC or cockfighting

Same thing

Corsendonk

Kabaddi- Channel 4 use to show it, they thought it was the new sumo. Basically like an Indian team tag were the players hold each others arms.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA8dPTkLXrM

orourkeda

Rugby

Phill Ewinn

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Golf! - can't stand those 'Nancy boys'. How is it even classed as a sport? You essentially go for a long walk, whilst occasionally hitting a small ball with a club. I won't even start on some of the ridiculous shyte they wear.

Winner right there! The worst thing the hero worshipers who follow those ******s. Having it on teh tele is a homosexual crime against humanity.

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

What a fcuking stupid thread...