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Its Par-tee Time

  • 21-12-2010 04:50PM
    #1
    _Apophis_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭


    It seems there might be a PAR-TEE happening, and Apophis, the original Par-tee AneeMal, was not sent an engraved and gilded invitation. I have been slighted, and my image damaged. As a consequence, I will be a very rude guest here. :mad:

    Now, bring on those gorgeous BLONDES. ;)


Comments

  • #2
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Top yourself up with some coke & whiskey and gatecrash the party with a gun.

    Then you'll have their attention!


  • #3
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    _Apophis_ wrote: »
    It seems there might be a PAR-TEE happening

    Who'd play golf in this kind of weather?


  • #4
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    We were just killing time 'till you got here sure.
    _Apophis_ wrote: »
    Now, bring on those gorgeous BLONDES. ;)

    Brunettes are where it's at ;)


  • #5
    _Apophis_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭_Apophis_


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Top yourself up with some coke & whiskey and gatecrash the party with a gun.

    Then you'll have their attention!
    When Big Cats Prowl..Only the bravest of pussies come out to play;)


  • #6
    MitchKoobski
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,101 ✭✭✭MitchKoobski


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WccfbPQNMbg


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  • #7
    _Apophis_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭_Apophis_


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Brunettes are where it's at ;)
    You dare question my taste in females?§ Those that I become beholden to are far too strong a dish for unaccustomed stomachs such as yours. ;)


  • #8
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Oh noes :(


  • #9
    _Apophis_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭_Apophis_


    Keenan Sticky Cough wrote: »
    Who'd play golf in this kind of weather?
    A brilliant lack of originality. Time permitting in the next few days, I clean it up for you, and give it some zest. :p


  • #10
    _Apophis_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭_Apophis_


    Kiera wrote: »
    Oh noes :(
    In what brands and flavors do you prefer your fun and pleasure?


  • #11
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    _Apophis_ wrote: »
    In what brands and flavors do you prefer your fun and pleasure?

    I'm pretty sure what ever the opposite of yours are.


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  • #12
    AntiMatter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 447 ✭✭AntiMatter


    _Apophis_ wrote: »
    Those that I become beholden to are far too strong a dish for unaccustomed stomachs such as yours. ;)

    You swallow?


  • #13
    _Apophis_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭_Apophis_


    Kiera wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure what ever the opposite of yours are.
    Dear Kiera,

    I am for civility's sake going to assume that you are breath-takingly beautiful. Therefore, it would be inhuman of me to take you over my verbal knee and turn your derriere into a flaming hell. That is, of course, assuming that you are not a sadistic fair maiden out to be brutalized. For the time, my dear, I'll keep the whip, leash, and chair in their proper place.


  • #14
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Oh now this is just embarrassing.


  • #15
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    It's Tar-Pee time!???I'm in!


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