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Most f**ked up nightmare you've ever had.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,161 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Too man to properly remember.

    Latest one was where I go into town one day to find out its been infested by a zombie outbreak. Everyone takes refuge in this big hospital like building. Somewhere near the higher floors while all the zombies are lurking around the basement planning on attacking soon... I tell everyone the zombies are about to attack but no one really seems to care. Seeing this I escape the building out the window climbing down a pipe (as the stairs are full of zombies)... This led to some narrow alley way.

    That was about it... I woke up then I think...


    Though the dream that freaked me out the most was one where I was with a group of people and we venture into these ruins at some place. We enter this room which had windows on every wall and strange skull shaped figures embedded into the walls. Then suddenly there's this sound, all the windows suddenly shut and the skulls in the walls start to come alive and these big scary demon like things step out from the walls.

    I was so freaked out that I woke up. I remember that big very vividly. The rest of the dream was very vague.

    I get such dreams quite often. Like the zombie one was only a couple of weeks ago and the demons in the room one was a few years ago...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    Too man to properly remember.

    Latest one was where I go into town one day to find out its been infested by a zombie outbreak. Everyone takes refuge in this big hospital like building. Somewhere near the higher floors while all the zombies are lurking around the basement planning on attacking soon... I tell everyone the zombies are about to attack but no one really seems to care. Seeing this I escape the building out the window climbing down a pipe (as the stairs are full of zombies)...

    That was about it...
    i have also started having zombie dreams but i dont see them as nightmares, merely practise runs for the real thing :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35 johnnysexsmith


    I dreamt I was shagging your ma once horrific nightmare


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,496 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    I was driving a red sports car being chased through a woods by T Rex.

    And Bolan hit a tree?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭fakearms123


    I had a terrifying dream where I was forced onto a unicycle and made cycle along a very thin raised twisty catwalk in a brightly lit red and orange soaked room, cycling a few feet above disgruntled transexuals who were throwing rubber penises at me... :o wasn't really sure what I can take away from this nightmare, something gay I would imagine


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 428 ✭✭bigbadbear


    Dreamt i was after being smoking all night and simply forgot I was off them. I paniced when I 'realised' I was smoking. Talk about relief when I woke up.

    Oh actually. The most fúcked up thing i ever dreamed was that I was in my bed and a guy was after breaking into my bedroom and was standing above me in the dark ready to smash my skull in. Can you imagine how fast my heart was thumping when I woke up and was in the exact same place as the dream was set. It took me literally 5 minutes of lying still with my heart racing to realise it was a dream and my location was all just a big coincidence.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    i have taken LSD on occasion in my youth...so i've had waking nightmares and trust me, these are much worse than anything you'll ever dream.

    a good trip is the best experience of your life...a bad one the worst. no doubt about it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    i dreamt that my father died and woke up crying.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    snyper wrote: »
    i dreamt that my father died and woke up crying.

    horrible :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    I was driving a red sports car being chased through a woods by T Rex.



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,367 ✭✭✭Rabble Rabble


    I had a zombie one recently. Fast zombies. Well really mad enraged rabid humans. Anyway they were infected and chasing us normals all over the village. Or town. Anyway, i escaped for a bit but was chased into a room and then up to an attic and then the zombies came to bite ( or eat) me. I was terrified ( amazed I didnt wake up then and there).

    So I thought I was going to die - or become a mindless zombie. They attacked and bit me.....

    Since the dream didnt end I realised that - when I awoke in the attic - I was a smart zombie leader with memories of my past, unlike the other zombies.

    So I went for a coffee with two pretty ( un-infected ) girls who were not all that put out that i was a zombie, and we had a nice conversation while the carnage continued around us. although I did give a mindless zombie a bit of a dressing down as he got too close for comfort. Then we left town and other stuff happened involving UFOs and radishes. But it gets murky.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,897 ✭✭✭Kimia


    I've had a few dinosaur dreams where I've been in a room in my house and a huge T rex is outside hunting for me. Sometimes he smashes the walls and breaks through but I'm always hiding, he never finds me. Other times I'm running through a field and I can hear the dinosaur crashing behind me chasing me. It's so terrifying.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    just the other night...
    that a childhood friend I handn't seen for YEAAARs was firing poison dipped ninja stars at me while I ran away, he never actually hit me though it was just the terror of it all :D fcukin mad it was..

    also you know the way you're not sure if it was the person who you thought it was, but somehow when you wake up you know it was them :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,102 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Every few weeks I dream about my niece who died last year. I keep picturing her face & try to bring her back to life but it never works & for some reason I then dream that I'm paralysed & can't help her & then I usually wake up crying.

    It's not a nice experience.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,897 ✭✭✭Kimia


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    Every few weeks I dream about my niece who died last year. I keep picturing her face & try to bring her back to life but it never works & for some reason I then dream that I'm paralysed & can't help her & then I usually wake up crying.

    It's not a nice experience.

    That's awful Easy, sorry for your loss. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭nyarlothothep


    Dogs spouting religious verse at me, sommersaulting over the railings to get onto the church grounds, one of them bit my hand so I threw hot tea at it as I was walking home with my breakfeast which also consisted of a lunch roll without any ham or salad as I couldn't wait that long in the queue and it was cold.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,129 ✭✭✭ceadaoin.


    Kimia wrote: »
    I've had a few dinosaur dreams where I've been in a room in my house and a huge T rex is outside hunting for me. Sometimes he smashes the walls and breaks through but I'm always hiding, he never finds me. Other times I'm running through a field and I can hear the dinosaur crashing behind me chasing me. It's so terrifying.

    I have these dreams too :eek: Usually I hide in the attic. Sometimes it's a T-Rex, othertimes it's a raptor like in Jurassic Park. I blame that film as I was about 10 when it came out and I think it somehow imprinted itself on my psyche!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    I had a dream the other night where David Attenborough was studying me and my family. I was hiding behind my couch, trying to set up an ambush because the Nazis were trying to invade my house, and a few feet away Attenborough was whispering to a camera. The last bit was me trying to get my sons down behind the couch to take cover as a Panzer came down the hall.

    I wasn't drunk or high, I swear.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,161 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    FatherLen wrote: »
    i have also started having zombie dreams but i dont see them as nightmares, merely practise runs for the real thing :D
    Yeah, none of my dreams are nightmares per say.
    I quite enjoy them. They're like a spooky movie or something and usually get very interesting. Everytime I wake up from such a dream, I'm like that would make such an amazing movie!! And I'm usually quite upset when I wake up cuz usually I wake up just before something significant is going to happen and I wanted to see what happens in the end!!

    I'm sure Dead Space, Silent Hill and all the other screwed games + movies that I watch/play, usually before going to bed, have something to do with the crazy and quite interesting dreams I have...

    A lot of times after playing something very freaky and engaging like Dead Space or Silent Hill just before going to bed, I end up dreaming about being in the actual situation as the game. Many times I dreamt I was on that screwed up Space Ship of Dead Space after going to bed after playing that game. Though these dreams are usually just screwed up, mind numbing nonsense. Like the kind of dreams you get the night before you have an exam...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,775 ✭✭✭Spacedog


    I once dreamt I was on Star Trek Deep Space 9.

    I was on the runabout shuttle with captain sisko, major kira, chief o'brien, odo and dr. bashir, looking at them from a first person perspective. yes it was cramped.

    Dr. bashir announced that for our away mission, on the planet below, the hostile aliens would not react well to the presence of humanoids, therefore he would have to surgically alter everyones appearances (one of those episodes) to match that of the aliens.

    then after some time passed quickly, the runabout was full of the characters in alien form... bigbird from seseme st.! but not all yellow, sisko was a black bigbird, kira was a red bigbird, o'brien was green, odo was brown, I looked at my wing which was yellow.

    then one by one, we all took turns on the small transporter pad, to beem down to what I can only presume to be... the planet of the bigbirds! I was the last on the transporter pad, I woke up half through the transport cycle thinking WTF?!?!?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,035 ✭✭✭uch


    I ate me own sh1t, then vomited up me own intestines and while I was lying on the ground dying I was getting laughed at by oompah lumpah's

    22/25



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 611 ✭✭✭MonicaBing


    A year or so ago, i decided to quit smoking with the aid of Champix iand it resulted in amongst other things, THE most vivid nightmare ever...I can still see the Qantas plane glide over the roof of my house before crash landing in the green area opposite, the smell of the fuel, the screams of people, i can even describe one of the air hostess' and the way her body was positioned...Freaking scary ****!!! For about a week after i could still smell fuel, has totally turned me off air travel!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭jackiebaron


    Dreamt my cock was melting.

    I'm still in therapy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,797 ✭✭✭ChopShop


    My favuorite is the recurring one where i think i've been stabbed in one of my eyes with an elongated needle, and that it's lodged in my brain.

    First time it freaked me out. Now, it's just 'Oh i had that dream again'.


    There was also the one where somebody stuck me with a blood-filled needle and i woke up wondering if it was real, and i'd been infected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    Unreal thread so far!
    Spacedog wrote: »
    I once dreamt I was on Star Trek Deep Space 9.

    I was on the runabout shuttle with captain sisko, major kira, chief o'brien, odo and dr. bashir, looking at them from a first person perspective. yes it was cramped.

    Dr. bashir announced that for our away mission, on the planet below, the hostile aliens would not react well to the presence of humanoids, therefore he would have to surgically alter everyones appearances (one of those episodes) to match that of the aliens.

    then after some time passed quickly, the runabout was full of the characters in alien form... bigbird from seseme st.! but not all yellow, sisko was a black bigbird, kira was a red bigbird, o'brien was green, odo was brown, I looked at my wing which was yellow.

    then one by one, we all took turns on the small transporter pad, to beem down to what I can only presume to be... the planet of the bigbirds! I was the last on the transporter pad, I woke up half through the transport cycle thinking WTF?!?!?

    That is just... amazing! :P

    When I was around 7 - 8 I used to have a dream where I was in Malahide Castle playground (or was it Donabate?!) and I'd be fighting green glowing ghosts and dinosaurs, it used to terrify the hell out of me. It always ended the same way, a kid that I hated but used to hang around with my friends would come and save me driving the DeLorean from Back to the Future!

    EPIC!

    And last week I had a really, really scary nightmare. I was in Call of Duty Black Ops but it was like real. Freaked me out, have to stop playing that game.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,424 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Pherekydes wrote: »
    I had a dream the other night where David Attenborough was studying me and my family. I was hiding behind my couch, trying to set up an ambush because the Nazis were trying to invade my house, and a few feet away Attenborough was whispering to a camera. The last bit was me trying to get my sons down behind the couch to take cover as a Panzer came down the hall.

    I wasn't drunk or high, I swear.

    That's gotta be 1 big fúcking hall.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,496 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    MonicaBing wrote: »
    A year or so ago, i decided to quit smoking with the aid of Champix iand it resulted in amongst other things, THE most vivid nightmare ever...I can still see the Qantas plane glide over the roof of my house before crash landing in the green area opposite, the smell of the fuel, the screams of people, i can even describe one of the air hostess' and the way her body was positioned...Freaking scary ****!!! For about a week after i could still smell fuel, has totally turned me off air travel!!

    I bet you didn't light up then!


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Everytime I wake up from such a dream, I'm like that would make such an amazing movie!!

    Great product placement for Ford ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 356 ✭✭bambera


    I can never remember my nightmares.

    I've often woken myself up (and others) by laughing in a dream at something that would not be even remotly funny in real life.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    The last one I remember having was really fcuked up.
    Earlier that evening my BF had been playing this creepy organ sounding music so it was in my head. I ended up having a weird nightmare that there were these people outside the house chanting in order to call on a demon of some kind. Then the music would play and this terrifying motherfcuker would appear and start killing everyone off gradually. I kept trying to stop them chanting, but they were like some kind of cult who had been brainwashed.

    Woke up feeling like I'd been running for my life the whole night.
    That music freaks the hell out of me now.


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