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DonnchaMc · 01-12-2010 10:16PM #1

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

From a distance they looked like hares.:D

LOL, just taut the section needed something a little light hearted
Prob get moved all the same:(

Sandy22 · 02-12-2010 07:34AM

What do you call a guy with two dozen rabbits up his ass?

Warren

marlin vs · 02-12-2010 09:34AM

pejay · 06-12-2010 06:31PM

Hey lads have a look at this.

Or maby leave it till this time tomorrow!! I think we all need to keep laughing. This is pure class.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKtfqJZ3Hcw

marlin vs · 06-12-2010 09:49PM

Good one pejay here's another one more suitable for tomorrow.

DonnchaMc · 06-12-2010 11:22PM

marlin vs wrote: »

Good one pejay here's another one more suitable for tomorrow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD2Vr7lb-D4&feature=player_embedded

Funniest vid ever

ormondprop · 06-12-2010 11:46PM

Dear Constituent,

Following on from The McCarthy Report and going forward the government
has taken immediate remedial steps which are to be implemented with
immediate effect.

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the
economy, your Government has decided to implement a scheme to put
workers of 40 years of age and older on early retirement. This scheme will
be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the government to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination).
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the
SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be
RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the
government deems appropriate.

Only persons who have been RAPED can get AIDS (Additional Income for
Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early
Severance). Obviously, persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be
SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the government.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on, will receive as much SH!T
(Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The government has always
prided itself in the amount of SH!T it gives out. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SH!T, please bring this to the attention of your local TD. They have been trained to give you all the SH!T you can handle.

Best Wishes,
Brian Cowen, T.D.
An Taoiseach

Grizzly 45 · 07-12-2010 12:56PM

Whats black and brown and would look good on Brian Cowen or Dermot Aherne???
Ans. A Rottweiler!

johngalway · 07-12-2010 04:55PM

pejay wrote: »

Hey lads have a look at this.

Or maby leave it till this time tomorrow!! I think we all need to keep laughing. This is pure class.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=OKtfqJZ3Hcw

Text one of my mates, who will remain nameless, the link last night. He reckons the farmer is 100% his Dad

:pac:

I'd say a lot of lads know that character all over the country.

marlin vs · 10-12-2010 10:00AM

You'r gettin nuttin for Christmas!

CJhaughey · 15-12-2010 12:08PM

JackSnipe · 15-12-2010 07:50PM

I had a dog like that once, great NOSE on him!!

marlin vs · 15-12-2010 10:31PM

Mind them or they could end up like this.

vixdname · 17-12-2010 04:35PM

kay 9 · 17-12-2010 11:26PM

Gets better near the end:D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbYTY7eBVRs

marlin vs · 18-12-2010 11:17AM

Good one.:D

marlin vs · 19-12-2010 10:04AM

love to shoot · 20-12-2010 03:09AM

cowen says sorry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD2Vr7lb-D4

garv123 · 11-01-2011 07:17PM

yeah im bored

patsat · 11-01-2011 07:45PM

garv123 wrote: »

Haha is it only me or does CliveJ come to mind when everyone looks at this!! :P

BELOWaverageIQ · 11-01-2011 08:12PM

patsat wrote: »

Haha is it only me or does CliveJ come to mind when everyone looks at this!! :P

HAha, poor Clive must have fallen off his beach chair

:D

garv123 · 11-01-2011 08:18PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ba1BqJ4S2M

by far the finniest thing on youtube.

Grizzly 45 · 16-01-2011 03:15PM

How can you tell Brian Cowen is lying??
His lips are moving!

clivej · 19-01-2011 09:36AM

booom · 10-02-2011 03:11PM

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."

The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet..

"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..

The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"

The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."

tommyboy26 · 13-02-2011 12:24AM

dont think i would like to be either of these guys......:eek:

Longranger · 13-02-2011 12:35PM

feckin priceless!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh3Ebz0-m2o&feature=related

One shot on kill · 13-02-2011 12:38PM

tommyboy26 wrote: »

dont think i would like to be either of these guys......:eek:

BE ALL YOU CAN BE
oh holy jesus thats goin to far talkin about high pressure shooting postions you think they would just buy bipods. or surely find a gate post

Longranger · 13-02-2011 12:45PM

Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success.

Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull.

They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume and began to give the moose love call. Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing.

When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, "Okay, let's get out and get him."

After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do?"

The guy in the front says, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself.":D

vixdname · 13-02-2011 08:10PM

How Not To Gut A Deer, Funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGHgyVCUn6g&feature=related

fish slapped · 14-02-2011 08:01PM

;)

:D

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