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  • 01-12-2010 10:16pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 89 ✭✭✭ DonnchaMc


    Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?



    From a distance they looked like hares.:D

    LOL, just taut the section needed something a little light hearted
    Prob get moved all the same:(


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  • Registered Users Posts: 247 ✭✭ Sandy22


    What do you call a guy with two dozen rabbits up his ass?




















    Warren


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,623 ✭✭✭ marlin vs


    hareg.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 274 ✭✭ pejay


    Hey lads have a look at this.

    Or maby leave it till this time tomorrow!! I think we all need to keep laughing. This is pure class.




  • Registered Users Posts: 1,623 ✭✭✭ marlin vs


    Good one pejay here's another one more suitable for tomorrow.



  • Registered Users Posts: 89 ✭✭✭ DonnchaMc


    marlin vs wrote: »
    Good one pejay here's another one more suitable for tomorrow.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD2Vr7lb-D4&feature=player_embedded

    Funniest vid ever


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,395 ✭✭✭ ormondprop


    Dear Constituent,

    Following on from The McCarthy Report and going forward the government
    has taken immediate remedial steps which are to be implemented with
    immediate effect.

    Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the
    economy, your Government has decided to implement a scheme to put
    workers of 40 years of age and older on early retirement. This scheme will
    be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

    Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the government to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination).
    Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the
    SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be
    RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the
    government deems appropriate.

    Only persons who have been RAPED can get AIDS (Additional Income for
    Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early
    Severance). Obviously, persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be
    SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the government.

    Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on, will receive as much SH!T
    (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The government has always
    prided itself in the amount of SH!T it gives out. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SH!T, please bring this to the attention of your local TD. They have been trained to give you all the SH!T you can handle.


    Best Wishes,
    Brian Cowen, T.D.
    An Taoiseach


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,330 ✭✭✭✭ Grizzly 45


    Whats black and brown and would look good on Brian Cowen or Dermot Aherne???
    Ans. A Rottweiler!

    Confucius say."He who says one man cannot change World. Never has eaten bat soup in Wuhan!"



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,271 johngalway


    pejay wrote: »
    Hey lads have a look at this.

    Or maby leave it till this time tomorrow!! I think we all need to keep laughing. This is pure class.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=OKtfqJZ3Hcw

    Text one of my mates, who will remain nameless, the link last night. He reckons the farmer is 100% his Dad :D :pac:

    I'd say a lot of lads know that character all over the country.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,623 ✭✭✭ marlin vs


    You'r gettin nuttin for Christmas!


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,902 ✭✭✭✭ CJhaughey


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24 ✭✭✭ JackSnipe


    I had a dog like that once, great NOSE on him!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,623 ✭✭✭ marlin vs


    Mind them or they could end up like this.
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  • Registered Users Posts: 947 ✭✭✭ vixdname


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,632 ✭✭✭ kay 9


    Gets better near the end:D




  • Registered Users Posts: 1,623 ✭✭✭ marlin vs


    Good one.:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,623 ✭✭✭ marlin vs


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  • Registered Users Posts: 19 ✭✭✭ love to shoot


    cowen says sorry




  • Registered Users Posts: 6,569 ✭✭✭ garv123


    hunter_sleeping-13053.jpg
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    duckhunting.jpg
    hunting.jpg
    GIJoeSquirrelHunting.jpg&t=1

    yeah im bored :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭ patsat


    garv123 wrote: »
    hunter_sleeping-13053.jpg

    Haha is it only me or does CliveJ come to mind when everyone looks at this!! :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 703 BELOWaverageIQ


    patsat wrote: »
    Haha is it only me or does CliveJ come to mind when everyone looks at this!! :P


    HAha, poor Clive must have fallen off his beach chair :D:D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,569 ✭✭✭ garv123


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ba1BqJ4S2M


    by far the finniest thing on youtube.


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,330 ✭✭✭✭ Grizzly 45


    How can you tell Brian Cowen is lying??
    His lips are moving!

    Confucius say."He who says one man cannot change World. Never has eaten bat soup in Wuhan!"



  • Registered Users Posts: 6,758 ✭✭✭ clivej


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 236 ✭✭ booom


    A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.

    After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."

    The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"

    "Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet..

    "How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

    The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

    The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.

    The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

    The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..


    The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"


    The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,096 ✭✭✭ tommyboy26


    humor-in-uniform.jpg

    dont think i would like to be either of these guys......:eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 961 Longranger




  • Registered Users Posts: 2,246 ✭✭✭ One shot on kill


    tommyboy26 wrote: »
    humor-in-uniform.jpg

    dont think i would like to be either of these guys......:eek:



    BE ALL YOU CAN BE
    oh holy jesus thats goin to far talkin about high pressure shooting postions you think they would just buy bipods. or surely find a gate post


  • Registered Users Posts: 961 Longranger


    Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success.

    Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull.

    They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume and began to give the moose love call. Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing.

    When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, "Okay, let's get out and get him."

    After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do?"

    The guy in the front says, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself.":D


  • Registered Users Posts: 947 ✭✭✭ vixdname




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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,792 ✭✭✭ fish slapped


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    ;);) :D:D


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