Youtube / Entertainment mega thread.

DonnchaMc

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?



From a distance they looked like hares.:D

LOL, just taut the section needed something a little light hearted
Prob get moved all the same:(

Sandy22

What do you call a guy with two dozen rabbits up his ass?




















Warren

marlin vs

pejay

Hey lads have a look at this.

Or maby leave it till this time tomorrow!! I think we all need to keep laughing. This is pure class.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKtfqJZ3Hcw

marlin vs

Good one pejay here's another one more suitable for tomorrow.

DonnchaMc

marlin vs wrote: »

Good one pejay here's another one more suitable for tomorrow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD2Vr7lb-D4&feature=player_embedded

Funniest vid ever

ormondprop

Dear Constituent,

Following on from The McCarthy Report and going forward the government
has taken immediate remedial steps which are to be implemented with
immediate effect.

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the
economy, your Government has decided to implement a scheme to put
workers of 40 years of age and older on early retirement. This scheme will
be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the government to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination).
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the
SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be
RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the
government deems appropriate.

Only persons who have been RAPED can get AIDS (Additional Income for
Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early
Severance). Obviously, persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be
SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the government.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on, will receive as much SH!T
(Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The government has always
prided itself in the amount of SH!T it gives out. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SH!T, please bring this to the attention of your local TD. They have been trained to give you all the SH!T you can handle.


Best Wishes,
Brian Cowen, T.D.
An Taoiseach

Grizzly 45

Whats black and brown and would look good on Brian Cowen or Dermot Aherne???
Ans. A Rottweiler!

johngalway

pejay wrote: »

Hey lads have a look at this.

Or maby leave it till this time tomorrow!! I think we all need to keep laughing. This is pure class.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=OKtfqJZ3Hcw

Text one of my mates, who will remain nameless, the link last night. He reckons the farmer is 100% his Dad :pac:

I'd say a lot of lads know that character all over the country.

marlin vs

You'r gettin nuttin for Christmas!

CJhaughey

JackSnipe

I had a dog like that once, great NOSE on him!!

marlin vs

Mind them or they could end up like this.

vixdname

kay 9

Gets better near the end:D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbYTY7eBVRs

marlin vs

Good one.:D

marlin vs

love to shoot

cowen says sorry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD2Vr7lb-D4

garv123

yeah im bored

patsat

garv123 wrote: »

Haha is it only me or does CliveJ come to mind when everyone looks at this!! :P

BELOWaverageIQ

patsat wrote: »

Haha is it only me or does CliveJ come to mind when everyone looks at this!! :P

HAha, poor Clive must have fallen off his beach chair :D

garv123

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ba1BqJ4S2M


by far the finniest thing on youtube.

Grizzly 45

How can you tell Brian Cowen is lying??
His lips are moving!

clivej

booom

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."

The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet..

"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..

The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"

The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."

tommyboy26

dont think i would like to be either of these guys......:eek:

Longranger

feckin priceless!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh3Ebz0-m2o&feature=related

One shot on kill

tommyboy26 wrote: »

dont think i would like to be either of these guys......:eek:

BE ALL YOU CAN BE
oh holy jesus thats goin to far talkin about high pressure shooting postions you think they would just buy bipods. or surely find a gate post

Longranger

Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success.

Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull.

They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume and began to give the moose love call. Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing.

When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, "Okay, let's get out and get him."

After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do?"

The guy in the front says, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself.":D

vixdname

How Not To Gut A Deer, Funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGHgyVCUn6g&feature=related

fish slapped

;) :D

Cass

Scottish couple decided to go to Spain to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Glasgow and flew to Barcelona on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Blackpool , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who died following a heart attack.

The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2008

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones.

I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that
Everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. F***ing hot down here!

================================================================================================

Still think this is a great picture, and kinda funny.

deerhunter1

http://www.break.com/index/wife-will-never-touch-a-gun-again.html

pablo-jericho

Haha, what a dude!

FOXHUNTER1

Have a look at this guy he's slighty faster than most of us I reckon.
http://www.wimp.com/fastestgunman/

mixerbarcoe

FOXHUNTER1 wrote: »

Have a look at this guy he's slighty faster than most of us I reckon.
http://www.wimp.com/fastestgunman/

yeah only slightly ...hes fairly fast tho..

sfakiaman

Found this in the humour forum http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056218777 , It brightened my day.

Longranger

Just thought I'd share this one,not the longest shot by any means but it sure looks good!:D:D:D

Dr Strange

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPSeuZWpknA

doyle61

:D:D brilliant

Whitehawk

luv-it!

clivej

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRRahHX9Zkg

customrifle

Makes boris from snatch look sane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXONItsEU7E

garv123

garv123

love to shoot

The Best Shut-Up Line Ever

For those who don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an 'Australian treasure!'

General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently.
Read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children.
Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!

This is one of the best comeback lines of all time.

It is a portion of an ABC radio interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military Headquarters.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radiocast went silent for 46 seconds and when it returned, the interview was over.


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Sparks

http://www.snopes.com/military/reinwald.asp

Been doing the rounds since at least 1999 and is utterly false.
Good joke though.

And we did this here before as well...

patbundy

Norwayviking

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Camoflage isnt always easy:D

love to shoot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR_EhpnaNh4

eek:

dCorbus

Not "exactly" shooting related - but I did find this on accurateshooter.com so it must be;)

http://bulletin.accurateshooter.com/2011/07/problem-with-tailgaters-try-a-claymore-hitch-cover/



As they point out on accurateshooter.com, this device may be prohibited in certain states! You don't say.......!?:eek::D