Is Cliff Richard actually Satan?

PeterIanStaker · 12-12-2010 09:43PM #1

Well it's Xmas and Richards tends to rear his head from the cryogenically frozen tube he inhabits for the other 51 weeks of the year to feast on fresh souls.

So anyone think that he's actually the Prince of Darkness?

Or is it Daniel O'Donnell?

*note, I do not believe in god, jesus, satan, heaven, hell, allah, buddah or the flying spaghetti monster but f*ck it, it's AH and if you can't have the craic you may as well be dead*

Absurdum · 12-12-2010 09:44PM

what the ****

Scarydoll · 12-12-2010 09:44PM

Yes I do believe he is indeed Satan.

strokemyclover · 12-12-2010 09:45PM

No, it's well proven David Hasselhoff is the evil one, see below

http://www.esquilax.com/baywatch/

Johro · 12-12-2010 09:48PM

Charlie Landsborough is evil.

Pompey Magnus · 12-12-2010 09:48PM

Sorry but the minions of the Dark Side produce some kick ass tunes, Cliff Richards' stuff is so lame that they have to derive from within the Christian camp.

Johro · 12-12-2010 09:51PM

Jedward. Satan's spawn.

Evil twins.
Except they're pretty dense, so I reckon we're alright.:rolleyes:

Biggins · 12-12-2010 09:51PM

No, that crown is reserved for Ahern.

bonerm · 12-12-2010 09:52PM

Cliff has long be anti-devil.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px7ilisAGj0

watch out, she'll get you from behind! :eek:

KeithM89_old · 12-12-2010 09:53PM

I didnt know the devil was gay....

mikom · 12-12-2010 09:55PM

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

Well it's Xmas and Richards tends to rear his head

He's only releasing his single in China this Christmas.
It's call "Itchy sore fanny"

"Itchy sore fanny how we don't talk anymore.'"

PeterIanStaker · 12-12-2010 09:55PM

bonerm wrote: »

Cliff has long be anti-devil

Thats what he wants you to think!

Star Bingo · 12-12-2010 09:57PM

every time i hear the opening bars of Its So Funny i think of some fcuking office in the 80s. and cliff doing that captivating dance, it reminds me that music is for adolescents and retards

orourkeda · 12-12-2010 10:00PM

No. He's only a bollix

cml387 · 12-12-2010 10:01PM

mikom wrote: »

He's only releasing his single in China this Christmas.
It's call "Itchy sore fanny"
"Itchy sore fanny how we don't talk anymore.'"

Ah Mr Criff Lichard.

No he couldn't be in China.
And he's not satan either.
He's just a rather nice old English pop star who was in Eurovision and sang at Wimbledon.
Do we have to sex up everything in AH?

Fromvert · 12-12-2010 10:54PM

Have you ever seen his calenders? Some of the funniest pictures you'll see. You get 12 gems just like this. You never know where he'll be next, having a BBQ, on his motorbike and if you're lucky he may be topless.

So no he is not Satan.

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latenia · 12-12-2010 11:04PM

A little known fact about Cliff is that he's an original godfather of hip-hop, up there with DJ Kool-Herc and Afrika Bambaataa:

Percussion was by Tony Meehan (drums) and Cliff Richard, who played a Chinese drum at the beginning and at end to provide an atmosphere of stereotypically Native American music......

....A 1973 version by the Incredible Bongo Band has been called "hip-hop’s national anthem".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apache_(instrumental)

Blobby George · 12-12-2010 11:05PM

Mistletoe & Wine does have hellish qualities.

Son Of A Vidic · 12-12-2010 11:12PM

How old is he now, 170 or something?

Absurdum · 12-12-2010 11:27PM

Jaysus, Satan gets a shocking bad time in this forum :mad:

Capt'n Midnight · 13-12-2010 01:52AM

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

How old is he now, 170 or something?

He is so old that his early performances are out of copyright. And somehow he feels this is wrong, cos' he won't make money out of them

Newsflash, do something creative and the copyright will last 70 years, after you die.

Typical case of monkey vs. organ grinder.

df1985 · 13-12-2010 02:02AM

I saw a cliff richard calendar the other day in town, possibly the creepiest thing ive seen, him in a wife beater looking like a paedo.

Mr Benevolent · 13-12-2010 02:11AM

No you fool, Pat Kenny is Satan. Wait a minute, they both look alike...

ArtSmart · 13-12-2010 02:20AM

Fromvert wrote: »

Have you ever seen his calenders? Some of the funniest pictures you'll see. You get 12 gems just like this. You never know where he'll be next, having a BBQ, on his motorbike and if you're lucky he may be topless.

So no he is not Satan.

238D4760-A441-7F4D-2608A41A5765DEB9.jpg

that was unsettling.

hiscan · 13-12-2010 02:20AM

KeithM89 wrote: »

I didnt know the devil was gay....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFwG7NDx1q8

You've obviously never seen this :P

Captain_Generic · 13-12-2010 02:20AM

df1985 wrote: »

I saw a cliff richard calendar the other day in town, possibly the creepiest thing ive seen, him in a wife beater looking like a paedo.

http://img829.imageshack.us/i/article00c356678000005d.jpg/

Star Bingo · 13-12-2010 02:27AM

seriously though, cliff richard? beelzebub?? wolf in sheep's clothing?

freyners · 13-12-2010 02:29AM

no a tv show proven this guy is satan:D
http://www.google.ie/imgres?imgurl=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_iLSmTPwJGZY/Sln6Ahg0mdI/AAAAAAAAUlM/l0SI-PBxnqg/s400/1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://glamour-news.blogspot.com/2009/07/10-greatest-tv-and-movie-devils.html&usg=__yZ3goayBWx4gH8RBzbom2magzJY=&h=379&w=300&sz=16&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=ZHJMCAk6jxCvUM:&tbnh=172&tbnw=136&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dned%2Bflanders%2Bsatan%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D1024%26bih%3D653%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=136&vpy=72&dur=661&hovh=252&hovw=200&tx=124&ty=144&ei=nXUFTcLKIMG7hAe8rfztBw&oei=nXUFTcLKIMG7hAe8rfztBw&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0

Dudess · 13-12-2010 02:32AM

Are you asking is he a devil man... with evil on his mind?

Is Cliff Richard actually Satan?

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