Absinthe

Jose Jones · 07-12-2010 01:04AM #1

What the hell is that all about?

just got attacked with my own shoe by my best mate

Kiera · 07-12-2010 01:05AM

Its a drink for pussys :P

alwaysadub · 07-12-2010 01:06AM

Maybe you mate doesn't like you.
Or your shoe doesn't like you.

Don't blame the absinthe!!

4zn76tysfajdxp · 07-12-2010 01:06AM

I think it's a drink. Boring people consume it to look wacky.

That includes you, reader. You're boring. Develop a personality instead of relying on novelty foreign drink anecdotes to make friends.

krudler · 07-12-2010 01:06AM

He tried to beat you to death with your own shoes?

awesome..

Millicent · 07-12-2010 01:07AM

krudler wrote: »

He tried to beat you to death with your own shoes?

awesome..

Should have done better on those brown M&Ms.

serjical_strike · 07-12-2010 01:09AM

krudler wrote: »

He tried to beat you to death with your own shoes?

awesome..

win

Links234 · 07-12-2010 01:09AM

I drank some absinthe once

Aldebaran · 07-12-2010 01:09AM

What kind of shoe was it?

Agent Smith · 07-12-2010 01:10AM

I've a bottle of it at home, come to think of it...

FreudianSlippers · 07-12-2010 01:12AM

Not a fan. Not nearly as psychotropic as everyone claims. I am disappoint.

Jose Jones · 07-12-2010 01:12AM

Aldebaran wrote: »

What kind of shoe was it?

brown and they were 14 euro in lidl.

he just told me the meaning of life has something to do with purple sticks

FreudianSlippers · 07-12-2010 01:13AM

They sell shoes in lidl?

WindSock · 07-12-2010 01:15AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D5oKEVqQJg

I have a bottle of the Green Fairy here beside me. Don't think its the real deal though. It's like that tourist strength Póitín.

serjical_strike · 07-12-2010 01:16AM

i have a bottle on my shelf there but scared to open it after i drank a bottle with some friends in a woods one night, thought one of em was dead since he passed out after sicking up a load of white foam, i ran away in a drunken absinthe fueled terror and came back later when i recovered a little to find him gone and one of his shoes there, i feel asleep in the grass and woke up at 9 am with the rain pissin down on me!!

true story /b/ro

admiralofthefleet · 07-12-2010 01:18AM

your mate was absinte minded

sorry

Jose Jones · 07-12-2010 01:23AM

i think he's going to get sick.

Kiera · 07-12-2010 01:24AM

Jose Jones wrote: »

i think he's going to get sick.

Into your shoe?

Jose Jones · 07-12-2010 01:25AM

Kiera wrote: »

Into your shoe?

i wish.

the shoe has now gone missing

Kiera · 07-12-2010 01:27AM

Jose Jones wrote: »

i wish.

the shoe has now gone missing

It might be brown when you get it back

serjical_strike · 07-12-2010 01:27AM

take pics of him with your shoe on his head and post them here

FreudianSlippers · 07-12-2010 01:27AM

Kiera wrote: »

It might be brown when you get it back

It started out brown.

Deus Ex Machina · 07-12-2010 01:29AM

Absinthe causes your shoe to attack you, but Psilocybin causes your shoe to take the form of a enormous pink frog dressed as a judge who will go on to deconstruct your understanding of the world with waves of impenetrable logic.

serjical_strike · 07-12-2010 01:30AM

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

Absinthe causes your shoe to attack you, but Psilocybin causes your shoe to take the form of a enormous pink frog dressed as a judge who will go on to deconstruct your understanding of the world with waves of impenetrable logic.

greatness..!!!

orourkeda · 07-12-2010 01:30AM

Kiera wrote: »

Its a drink for pussys :P

I like to drink it off pussy too.

Jose Jones · 07-12-2010 01:31AM

serjical_strike wrote: »

take pics of him with your shoe on his head and post them here

http://shoesonheads.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/shoe_on_head_6.jpg

Kiera · 07-12-2010 01:33AM

orourkeda wrote: »

I like to drink it off pussy too.

Would it not burn the poor girl?

scientific1982 · 07-12-2010 01:34AM

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

Absinthe causes your shoe to attack you, but Psilocybin causes your shoe to take the form of a enormous pink frog dressed as a judge who will go on to deconstruct your understanding of the world with waves of impenetrable logic.

Or, deconstruct your ego and transport you to the ninth circle of hell.

serjical_strike · 07-12-2010 01:35AM

Jose Jones wrote: »

http://shoesonheads.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/shoe_on_head_6.jpg

hahahah unreal

Jose Jones · 07-12-2010 01:37AM

my friend just picked a fight with a rugby playing mate that's built like a tank and has now run out of the house singing jibberish

07-12-2010 01:41AM

I once knew a girl who ended up in hospital after drinking the stuff. Told me the next day that her drink was spiked, her Bebo said otherwise - friends calling her the "shot queen."

Absinthe

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