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Who would you most like to hit, with what, and why?

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  • #62
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Who? A certain company of receivers.
    What? A big **** off bat.
    Why? For pricking about for the last year when I'm trying to buy a house that they have for sale, pretty much ignoring our solicitor.


  • #63
    mfceiling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,250 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    Jack Black.......with a sock full of his shíte which was in the freezer overnight........across his big fat smug american ugly smug fat face


  • #64
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    bluecatmorgana wrote: »
    You know I was gonna add here but then I realised I was just getting caught up in the mob mentality and dont want to hurt anybody.

    *puts down ryan tubridy and frozen sauce pan

    I don't know what the saucepan did to you but no argument on having Tubridy put down.


  • #65
    Angron
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Music Moderators, Regional Midlands Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 24,167 Mod ✭✭✭✭Angron


    Ollie Sykes, lead singer of Bring Me The Horizon, with anything that will hurt him.


  • #66
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    smokie2008 wrote: »
    Brian Cowan hasn't been mentioned yet?? wtf??

    In all fairness, it looks like someone took a frozen saucepan to him long ago.


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  • #67
    .E_C_K_S.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 1,162 ✭✭✭.E_C_K_S.


    That cnut Jeremy Kyle.I would love to bate him


  • #68
    shane1992
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21 ✭shane1992


    Ryan Tubridy, with a twig


  • #69
    .E_C_K_S.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 1,162 ✭✭✭.E_C_K_S.


    shane1992 wrote: »
    Ryan Tubridy, with a twig

    Fire with fire, I like!:D


  • #70
    Stinicker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,098 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    People who vote for Fianna Fail, although rather than hitting them I'd prefer to feed them to piranhas.


  • #71
    Smeggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 329 ✭✭Smeggy


    Michael Buble

    With a baseball bat

    No explanation necessary!


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  • #72
    EverEvolving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭EverEvolving


    Justin Bieber

    With my hand

    Because he is a twat


  • #73
    Iwannahurl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,156 ✭✭✭Iwannahurl


    Bertie Ahern.

    In his big smug face, with a shovel.

    Because he "won it on a horse" and told Morgan Kelly to "commit suicide".

    And because he's a fat FF fcuk:

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XCJ62cJhAPU/TKYl3QWQekI/AAAAAAAAHb8/bHMIjL13N7o/s1600/bertie+NOTW+tea.jpg


  • #74
    ligertigon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 556 ✭✭✭ligertigon


    The seanad, with a smart bomb. Occupants optional:)


  • #75
    jiffybag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 193 ✭✭jiffybag


    The boss's son .....with a sledge hammer on the left ear ( 47 times!!!). The arrogant wee twerp.


  • #76
    melekalikimaka
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,685 Mod ✭✭✭✭melekalikimaka


    vincent brown

    with my fist

    for not letting people finished their statements


  • #77
    dagdha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 645 ✭✭✭dagdha


    Ian Dury..... With a rhythm stick and I'd hit him slowly and hit him quick:D

    Jeremy Kyle with an envelope.


  • #78
    zero19
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭zero19


    That bald bollox on tv3 news. With a wheel brace.


  • #79
    raah!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,629 ✭✭✭raah!


    I'd like to hit seth on hardest with a fully charged denjin hadouken!

    Denjiiiin, Hadoooooken!


  • #80
    denballs
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 837 ✭✭✭denballs


    had to come back ...........

    THAT FU<KIN BASS TARD ............u know the 1.........erm........fred or somthing....................erm...........


  • #81
    denballs
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 837 ✭✭✭denballs


    raah! wrote: »
    I'd like to hit seth on hardest with a fully charged denjin hadouken!

    Denjiiiin, Hadoooooken!

    devil may cry or somthing?


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  • #82
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    denballs wrote: »
    had to come back ...........

    THAT FU<KIN BASS TARD ............u know the 1.........erm........fred or somthing....................erm...........

    Ah Fred. Jaysus you can't be going hitting Fred sure!


  • #83
    denballs
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 837 ✭✭✭denballs


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Ah Fred. Jaysus you can't be going hitting Fred sure!

    he needs 2 die http://www.youtube.com/show/fred?s=1


  • #84
    Soby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,978 ✭✭✭Soby


    denballs wrote: »
    he needs 2 die http://www.youtube.com/show/fred?s=1

    Say you cant wait for the movie :)


  • #85
    ear
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15 ✭ear


    my girlfriend ..shes a pure bitch


  • #86
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    ear wrote: »
    my girlfriend ..shes a pure bitch

    Boards does not condone violence.

    Banned.


  • #87
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    denballs wrote: »
    he needs 2 die http://www.youtube.com/show/fred?s=1
    I'm on the mobile at the minute but is that that yoke who started out on iCarly with the stupid voice??
    My nephews have me tormented with it :mad:


  • #88
    MarkR
    Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 11,397 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    Brian Cowen. Kick in the face.


  • #89
    squeakyduck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭squeakyduck


    I'd like to hit all the bitches and pricks that have made my like hell, in the face with the sharpest stiletto heel in my possession, because they made my life ****.

    I have a list...get in line! ;)


  • #90
    battries not included
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 734 ✭✭✭battries not included


    smokie2008 wrote: »
    Brian Cowan hasn't been mentioned yet?? wtf??

    You mean Cowen? :rolleyes:


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  • #91
    Balfie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,137 ✭✭✭Balfie


    George Hook

    With Rob Kearneys Boot.

    Why? Cause I remember the adverts leading up to the Six Nations 2009 he went on how Ireland had no strenght, or depth, and wouldn't win it, his quote was "I wouldn't breakk out the bubbly just yet"

    When Ireland won, he said "I always knew this was gonna be Irelands year."

    Feckin Hypocrite.


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