Sex isn't what it's hyped up to be

CorkMan · 04-12-2010 02:25PM #1

I remember in my teenage years always fantasizing about it, seeing Beyonce, Jennifer Lopez, Shakira etc on TV. But when I did have sex, I thought "Why isn't this what it is supposed to be?".

It seems your mind makes it out to be a lot bigger than what it actually is, you spend a lot of time thinking about it but when it comes to the event you think "Meh". Anyone agree?

Dohnny Jepp · 04-12-2010 02:27PM

U're doing it wrong

**Timbuk2** · 04-12-2010 02:27PM

You are doing it wrong and/or are gay.

iPlop · 04-12-2010 02:27PM

CorkMan wrote: »

I remember in my teenage years always fantasizing about it, seeing Beyonce, Jennifer Lopez, Shakira etc on TV. But when I did have sex, I thought "Why isn't this what it is supposed to be?".

It seems your mind makes it out to be a lot bigger than what it actually is, you spend a lot of time thinking about it but when it comes to the event you think "Meh". Anyone agree?

No Way! Balls Deep is the best!

Darlughda · 04-12-2010 02:27PM

No. You're not doing it right.:)

El Horseboxo · 04-12-2010 02:27PM

If you ever get around to riding a good looking girl you might feel better about it.

Basq · 04-12-2010 02:28PM

Nonsense..

.. although I have had sex with Beyonce, Jennifer Lopez and Shakira... at the SAME TIME! :cool:

Princess Peach · 04-12-2010 02:28PM

I feel immensely sad for you

Cheap Thrills! · 04-12-2010 02:28PM

No.

You're doin' it wrong.

liah · 04-12-2010 02:28PM

Losing your virginity is rarely all it's cracked up to be, but sex once you know what you're doing is definitely worth the hype.

At least, imo.

aidan24326 · 04-12-2010 02:29PM

Have properly great sex and you won't be saying 'meh', that's for sure.

daveee · 04-12-2010 02:30PM

I think you need to find a proper women;)

Son Of A Vidic · 04-12-2010 02:30PM

You're talking about solo sex, right?

Son Of A Vidic · 04-12-2010 02:31PM

basquille wrote: »

Nonsense..

.. although I have had sex with Beyonce, Jennifer Lopez and Shakira... at the SAME TIME! :cool:

I've just seen the largest pig flying past the window.

Basq · 04-12-2010 02:31PM

medicman2009 wrote: »

I've just seen the largest pig flying past the window.

I've done him too..! :cool:

mikom · 04-12-2010 02:31PM

CorkMan wrote: »

but when it comes to the event you think "Meh". Anyone agree?

It's just a rehash of flashforward tbh.

Jesus Wept · 04-12-2010 02:31PM

You won't get many honest answers from males on this OP.
rabble rabble.

Mr Benevolent · 04-12-2010 02:32PM

CorkMan wrote: »

I remember in my teenage years always fantasizing about it, seeing Beyonce, Jennifer Lopez, Shakira etc on TV. But when I did have sex, I thought "Why isn't this what it is supposed to be?".

It seems your mind makes it out to be a lot bigger than what it actually is, you spend a lot of time thinking about it but when it comes to the event you think "Meh". Anyone agree?

I agree with the other posters. You're doing it wrong or your partner is crap at it. Or are you just using your hand?

Biggins · 04-12-2010 02:33PM

Its been said already. Your doing it wrong.

Remember, its all just equally about the giving, not just the taking!
Its about the attitude when starting and the rewarding feeling of what you might have done for the "other" - not just about oneself.

CorkMan · 04-12-2010 02:35PM

Confab wrote: »

I agree with the other posters. You're doing it wrong or your partner is crap at it. Or are you just using your hand?

I have had multiple girlfriends before, but I don't think much of it. We finished everytime like. It is the same pleasure as masturbation IMO.

liah · 04-12-2010 02:36PM

CorkMan wrote: »

I have had multiple girlfriends before, but I don't think much of it. We finished everytime like. It is the same pleasure as masturbation IMO.

Maybe you're gay, if you've had sex with multiple girlfriends and found no extra stimulation.

Might be worth considering, OP.

Ficheall · 04-12-2010 02:36PM

CorkMan wrote: »

I remember in my teenage years always fantasizing about it, seeing Beyonce, Jennifer Lopez, Shakira etc on TV. But when I did have sex, I thought "Why isn't this what it is supposed to be?".

It seems your mind makes it out to be a lot bigger than what it actually is, you spend a lot of time thinking about it but when it comes to the event you think "Meh". Anyone agree?

The first time is usually a bit of an anti-climax, I suppose - but you should try it again sometime.

My name is URL · 04-12-2010 02:36PM

I remember having sex one time. I hope to do it again some day

HalloweenJack · 04-12-2010 02:38PM

OP just wants to brag about getting his hole for the first time.

tman · 04-12-2010 02:40PM

liah wrote: »

Maybe you're gay, if you've had sex with multiple girlfriends and found no extra stimulation.

Might be worth considering, OP.

"Cockman"!:eek:

Knocking one off is great and all, but just doesn't come close to the sensual bliss of sexy time with another person...

Fremen · 04-12-2010 02:40PM

CorkMan wrote: »

I have had multiple girlfriends before, but I don't think much of it. We finished everytime like. It is the same pleasure as masturbation IMO.

I'm with the others on this one. You should definitely try bumming some guy.

mikom · 04-12-2010 02:40PM

liah wrote: »

Maybe you're gay, if you've had sex with multiple girlfriends and found no extra stimulation.

Might be worth considering, OP.

OP = Other Penis's

Princess Peach · 04-12-2010 02:40PM

liah wrote: »

Maybe you're gay, if you've had sex with multiple girlfriends and found no extra stimulation.

Might be worth considering, OP.

Yeah, pretty much agree here. Do you not find it better with a girl than alone, cause you get super turned on and there's more hands and mouths and moving and all that blurry stuff and I'm finding it hard to concentrate....

But yeah, clearly the girls you've been with just aren't doing it for yah. Have a good old think.

arybvtcw0eolkf · 04-12-2010 02:47PM

Maybe your a shirt lifter OP, next time try call the girl 'Brad' and see if things improve.

Or else, maybe sex outside a loving relationship just isn't your thing. IMO sex with a randomer and sex within a loving relationship just don't compare.

minidazzler · 04-12-2010 02:50PM

I'd say the issue is probably you rather than sex OP. Try finding a girl who really and truely LOVES sex though, they are the kind that put a smile on my face thinking back even if it ended badly!

Though chances are if you have had sex with more than 5 girls then you have come across (pun inserted for amusement) at least one.

I mostly derive my pleasure from the pleasure I give though. Ego boosts rock!

charlie1966 · 04-12-2010 02:51PM

Princess Peach wrote: »

Yeah, pretty much agree here. Do you not find it better with a girl than alone, cause you get super turned on and there's more hands and mouths and moving and all that blurry stuff and I'm finding it hard to concentrate....

Finish this story pleeeease!"

OP
"Wood" have to say it's all in the build up, the technique and not just in the gratification.

Sex isn't what it's hyped up to be

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