Who would you most like to hit, with what, and why?

Pompey Magnus · 03-12-2010 10:08AM

So many contenders but I think if I was given the opportunity I wouldn't waste it on minor annoyances like Jedward or Justin Bieber, I'd go for Seanie Fitzpatrick with a sack full of euro coins, 35,000,000,000 one euro coins to be exact.

Dancor · 03-12-2010 10:11AM

Captain Darling wrote: »

Degsy is going to come in about McSavage. Even the dogs on the street know that. Bono, is a close second though for him i'd say.

Only because he ''took care'' of Gerry Ryan already.

smilerf · 03-12-2010 10:17AM

Daniel Rathcliffe cos he's a smug little s>>t

Gummy Panda · 03-12-2010 10:18AM

Gandhi

Mister men · 03-12-2010 10:20AM

Bertie

Mister men · 03-12-2010 10:21AM

SomeFool wrote: »

Amanda Brunker with a blunt object.

After you have your way with here first.

Gunsfortoys · 03-12-2010 10:23AM

Christmas enthusiasts.

Duggy747 · 03-12-2010 10:23AM

Some punk kids, everytime I see them gallavanting I know they're up to no good.

Damn hoodlums want a kick up the nose.

Chuggers, everytime I see one coming towards me I just want to headbutt him as I maintain my walking speed. Last fùcker pulled my headphones out of my ears and I was ready to break to his weedy little hippy neck.

stovelid · 03-12-2010 10:35AM

SomeFool wrote: »

Amanda Brunker with a blunt object.

Beat her to death with Glenda Gilson. Two for the price of one.

sbsquarepants · 03-12-2010 11:12AM

SomeFool wrote: »

Amanda Brunker with a blunt object.

I have just such a weapon in my trousers! Amanda is HOT;)

I would like to hit 2 people actually, Firstly Derren Brown, in the face, with a lump hammer. Secondly, that Dermot twat from 98fm and the Panel, the only Irish person i can think off who is more smug and annoying than bono.

Correction, i would like to hit 3 people, Derren Brown, Dermot Twat and Bono. Knobheads one and all:mad:

Kimono-Girl · 03-12-2010 11:12AM

Jedward with the candlestick in the kitchen!

baltimore sun · 03-12-2010 11:13AM

Joe Duffy listeners

dirtyghettokid · 03-12-2010 01:20PM

i'd love to give my bro's OH a smack in the gob with my fist.

but yea bono needs a swift kick also!

Son Of A Vidic · 03-12-2010 01:41PM

Brian Lenihan, I'd beat him stupid with a frozen sheep.

The sheep symbolising his behaviour, his capitulation to allow the IMF/ECB come to this country and Rape us!

Sea Sharp · 03-12-2010 02:03PM

Mary Harney on a tread-mill and me with a whip.
"RUN fatty, RUN"

AskMyChocolate · 03-12-2010 10:33PM

Pompey Magnus wrote: »

So many contenders but I think if I was given the opportunity I wouldn't waste it on minor annoyances like Jedward or Justin Bieber, I'd go for Seanie Fitzpatrick with a sack full of euro coins, 35,000,000,000 one euro coins to be exact.

With a mandate from the people I think we may be able to bend the rules slightly just this once and allow a special dispensation for you to split it into 35 sacks and deal with Sheehy,Drumm,Gleeson,Bowler,Bradshaw etc. in the manner that they so richly deserve.

AskMyChocolate · 03-12-2010 10:37PM

Mister men wrote: »

Bertie with anything, any time, at a place of your choosing. That's the why.

CYP (completed your post)

AskMyChocolate · 03-12-2010 10:40PM

medicman2009 wrote: »

Brian Lenihan, I'd beat him stupid with a frozen sheep.

The sheep symbolising his behaviour, his capitulation to allow the IMF/ECB come to this country and Rape us!

:pac:

starbelgrade · 03-12-2010 10:41PM

The Plank*, with a plank, because he's a plank.

(* = Dustin's pet name for Pat Kenny)

JohnnyRyan99 · 03-12-2010 10:44PM

Amy21

With a Identity fraud case!

For getting a nations hopes up that a daycent young one might use Boards:(

alwaysadub · 03-12-2010 10:45PM

JohnnyRyan99 wrote: »

Amy21

With a Identity fraud case!

For getting a nations hopes up that a daycent young one might use Boards

You mustn't have looked through KYN or KYL yet!

battries not included · 03-12-2010 10:49PM

starbelgrade wrote: »

The Plank*, with a plank, because he's a plank.

(* = Dustin's pet name for Pat Kenny)

Looks like someone beat you to it!

TheUsual · 03-12-2010 11:12PM

I'd hit Caroline Morahan, in the chest, with some chocolate sauce.

nom nom

bronte · 03-12-2010 11:15PM

I know it's not a person, but I'd like to hit Christmas square in the vagina with a bat of some kind.

Stupid snowy crapfest. :mad:

FF and proud · 03-12-2010 11:19PM

Enda Kenny with a broomstick for been a pain in the hole.

demakinz · 03-12-2010 11:21PM

Brendan o Connor, With a slap of a hurl in the face.

bluecatmorgana · 03-12-2010 11:24PM

You know I was gonna add here but then I realised I was just getting caught up in the mob mentality and dont want to hurt anybody.

*puts down ryan tubridy and frozen sauce pan

FF and proud · 03-12-2010 11:28PM

demakinz wrote: »

Brendan o Connor, With a slap of a hurl in the face.

Ah you wouldnt, hes a good man.

smokie2008 · 03-12-2010 11:34PM

Brian Cowan hasn't been mentioned yet?? wtf??

electrobanana · 03-12-2010 11:37PM

id love to batter the two fat cnuts from tv3 trevor welch and the dub thats on in the morning but id use neil delamare as a blunt object the cnut:mad::mad:

Who would you most like to hit, with what, and why?

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