Who would you most like to hit, with what, and why?

I put a saucepan of water out earlier for the birds in my back garden as the birdbath had frozen over. Anyway, when I went out to retrieve it,obviously it had frozen too by this stage. When I picked it up I realised what a lovely weight it was for just clocking someone with and although she has kind of taken a back seat to the Cowens, Lenihans,Harneys and Healy-Raes of this world, as I hefted this awesome new weapon, it was Beverly Cooper Flynn who sprang to mind. I've always had a special place in my heart for that cnut.

So AHers, as the title asks. What's your dream cluedo combination?

Cooper Flynn in the Conservatory with the saucepan.