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What's the last thing you nicked & when was it?

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  • #62
    spiritcrusher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,411 ✭✭✭spiritcrusher


    A girl at a party tried to shove her finger up my arse out of nowhere... So I took her laptop charger.
    I needed one anyway.


  • #63
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    I illegally downloaded some Irish band's entire back catalogue there recently.

    StarBelsomething-or-other I think they're called.

    Shit band - waste of hard drive space!


  • #64
    zynaps
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,529 ✭✭✭zynaps


    00112984 wrote: »
    Two pieces of butter from the breakfast place in Dublin airport. I hid them under my toast. I hate being charged 20 cent a pop for a tiny amount of butter when I've already paid for the toast. It's like buying a car then being charged for brakes.
    That is so annoying. I went to Paris a few months back and bought a couple of coffees in McDonalds (the only place I could find open wi-fi... the hotel offered to lease a 200 year old Powerline ethernet modem which clearly wouldn't plug into my iPod) and they wanted like 60c for a stupid UHT milk thingy, each. Scabby fools :mad:


  • #65
    zynaps
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,529 ✭✭✭zynaps


    The last physical thing I remember piking was a Dime bar from an already-opened multipack in the Crumlin shopping centre branch of Quinnsworth (IIRC). Me and my mate were about 12 years old, saw this pack that would end up thrown out anyway and decided to "casually" stuff a bar each up our sleeves and walk out in the most wooden, unnatural way possible.
    As soon as we got outside he was laughing, but I spent the next 5 minutes looking over my shoulder and sweating. Wuss. :rolleyes:

    After that, I suppose it was mostly just the obligatory music and the odd film online, which I don't really class as theft (although smarter people differ). Some years ago I did decide never to pay the full ticket fare on the 19A route again, since the bus driver would simply issue the cheaper ticket and rack up a big change ticket for himself at the end of the route. :pac: Then eventually realised that dumping about 97 cent of small change into the machine was sufficient for any Dublin bus ticket.


  • #66
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,450 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    A copy of Alan Sugar's autobiography.

    Took it from behind the cistern of the bog in work.


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  • #67
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Got a cappuccino and told the cafe lady that it was a black coffee. adrenaline was pumping, Heart rapidly beating but i got away with it and save 35 cent.


  • #68
    adamshred
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 310 ✭✭adamshred


    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    Over 5 years road tax unpaid.
    Started off like a protest against poor roads then I just preferred having the money myself.
    Since bought a new car so back on the grid.

    Road tax doesn't exist.


  • #69
    Elaina Fluffy City
    Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Elaina Fluffy City


    I stole my OH's heart over 2 years ago :pac:









    sitting in a jar on my desk


  • #70
    anniehoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Didn't pay two months road tax last year.

    Everytime I heard a cop siren behind me, I was sure it was for me :p
    Pfft amateur....i still havent any since Nov....last year! Had a minor incident 2 weeks ago (someone bumped me in their car from behind). Guards arrived and asked if id tax and insurance.

    Me (innocent face): no tax guard...eh..its a good bit out.:o
    Guard: ah sure these things happen (looks at my upside down disc). Nov...Nov 09??!! Ah g'wann, get it sorted wont ya. (soundest guard ever)!

    Deffo gettin it sorted next week theres no way i can get away with having none for another christmas.


  • #71
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    Bought a bottle of Lucazade one day for my mate, turned out it was the wrong one. So I went back in and asked could I change it and she said yes. So went down grabbed the extra sized bottle by "accident" and went on my way.


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  • #72
    Spunge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,779 ✭✭✭Spunge


    R_H_C_P wrote: »
    Bought a bottle of Lucazade one day for my mate, turned out it was the wrong one. So I went back in and asked could I change it and she said yes. So went down grabbed the extra sized bottle by "accident" and went on my way.

    You sir, are worse than Hitler.


  • #73
    GavRedKing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,267 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    This : http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056098679

    :pac:


  • #74
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    Spunge wrote: »
    You sir, are worse than Hitler.

    So I am told. ;)


  • #75
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    the odd bar of chocolate as a kid.
    anniehoo wrote: »
    Pfft amateur....i still havent any since Nov....last year! Had a minor incident 2 weeks ago (someone bumped me in their car from behind). Guards arrived and asked if id tax and insurance.

    Me (innocent face): no tax guard...eh..its a good bit out.:o
    Guard: ah sure these things happen (looks at my upside down disc). Nov...Nov 09??!! Ah g'wann, get it sorted wont ya. (soundest guard ever)!

    Deffo gettin it sorted next week theres no way i can get away with having none for another christmas.

    you do realise you'll have to pay for all of the last year as well when you go to the motor tax office.


  • #76
    Faith+1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,655 ✭✭✭Faith+1


    I remember robbing a roll of Toffo's when I was 10. Still feel guilty to this day :(


  • #77
    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    A couple of weeks ago I found €2 in the change thingy of the Tesco self service checkout. I took it and put it in a charity tin. It made me feel like Robin Hood.


  • #78
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Irish Guitarist wrote: »
    It made me feel like Robin Hood.

    Just be careful someone doesn't threaten to blow you up on Twitter.


  • #79
    Cjayses
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 255 ✭✭Cjayses


    A box of Coco Pops :cool:


  • #80
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    I stole a southern fried chicken breast from Morrisons yesterday. Scrawny little thing, £1.09!

    And I've been paying a child fare instead of an adult for the past two years.


    I robbed a lemon from Tesco once accidentally. It was on my way back from school, I needed it for cooking and for some reason, put it in my blazer pocket. Paid for the rest of the shopping then found that when I got home :o


  • #81
    Darraghnormal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 55 ✭✭Darraghnormal


    every day i put about 50 cent in 5 cents into the bus, then ask for 2.20

    Im a sly one.


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  • #82
    storm2811
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,183 ✭✭✭storm2811


    About a year ago myself and a friend were going camping, spent most of our money on drink & fags so we had to acquire snacks by other means.

    Chilli nuts,walkers,galaxys, there's no limit when you have a huge bag.


    Good god, I sound like such a scumbag.:(


  • #83
    Whispered
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,772 ✭✭✭✭Whispered


    In a pub in Dublin, I was in the ladies and saw a poster on the back of the door. At the time it was REALLY interesting, advertising an event I just HAD to go to. It was in one of those hard plastic covers that get screwed to the door.

    So I spent about ten mins unscrewing it with my finger nails, folded it up and stuck it in my bag feeling very pleased with myself.

    When I woke up the next day in the hotel I couldn't for the life of me understand why I had robbed it. And my nails were broken and sore. :(


  • #84
    citizen_p
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    the odd bar etc... as a young lad with my lunch.
    pay for the roll and drink and "forget" that you had a bar in your pocket.


    the only thing i regularly do to this day is steal one or two sweets from the pix and mix ,"to see if they taste right"


  • #85
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,152 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    Nothing. I'm not a low-life criminal.

    Sad state of affairs that a thread asks what's the "last" thing you've nicked, implying that most who reply have stolen stuff more than once.

    EDIT : I lied. I nicked myself shaving @ the weekend.


  • #86
    AAAAAAAHHH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 377 ✭✭AAAAAAAHHH


    Liam Byrne wrote: »
    Nothing. I'm not a low-life criminal.

    Location: Limerick


    ............


  • #87
    Asphyxia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,740 ✭✭✭Asphyxia


    I was getting a 3v voucher the other week in a shop, a girl I knew was working there (she doesn't like me and tortured me and some other girls at school) and kept telling me my card was faulty and I need to get a new one blah blah blah :rolleyes: I was a bit put out so I went on my account to order a new one and found that it actually went through. 100 euro richer :D Did I feel guilty?.. maybe a little but feck it she had it coming to her. Karma works in such wonderful ways ;)


  • #88
    tommyhaas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,100 ✭✭✭tommyhaas


    When I was in college we were told about a planned fire drill. So, about 20 minutes before the drill I strolled down to the libary, picked out a few books I needed and waited for the alarm. Once the alarm went, the books went in the bag and I went out the emergency exit, bypassing the libary alarm thing that beeps when you havent checked out a book. I used to always get ripped off in that libary with fines/printing fees etc so was delighted to get my moneys worth off them in the end


  • #89
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,152 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    AAAAAAAHHH wrote: »
    Location: Limerick


    ............

    You can read! :eek: Wow! That's amazing! I'm soooooo impressed I've wet myself.

    Will you be learning how to actually type next year, and formulate your own informed opinions the year after, so that you can express yourself with stuff other than dots and make a valid non-ignorant, informed point ?

    Best of luck with that!

    :rolleyes:


  • #90
    Degag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,158 ✭✭✭✭Degag


    spiritcrusher wrote: »
    A girl at a party tried to shove her finger up my arse out of nowhere... So I took her laptop charger.
    I needed one anyway.

    Wait..... WHAT???!!!


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  • #91
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    According to a lot of folk here ; http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056098141

    It was yesterday, and it was 70 feckin cents worth of poxy coffe!:eek:


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