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Every bit of land we have is covered

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,698 ✭✭✭tricky D


    Flash fiction f*cked

    Good (mont)crieff


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Old MacDonald had a farm, e i, e i o.....


    ah wait, it was taken off him.

    The IMF got them selfs a farm, e i, e i o.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,603 ✭✭✭Funkfield


    I saw that on the original broadcast on the news and i just knew it would end up being made into an autotune song on youtube. Show how predictable we have become.

    I knew someone would say that! :cool:
    Sofaspud wrote: »
    Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

    I already answered this before but I'll say it again, you've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

    I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.

    :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 544 ✭✭✭Pookah


    Daddio wrote: »
    I've read that sentence five times now and I still have no idea what is being said.

    :P

    It's like one of those pictures you stare at and eventually a new picture emerges.

    Just keep staring and it'll all make sense.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    irish-stew wrote: »
    Old MacDonald had a farm, e u, i o u.....


    ah wait, it was taken off him.

    The IMF got them selfs a farm, e u, i o u.....

    New and improved version.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,423 ✭✭✭cml387


    Pookah wrote: »
    It's like one of those pictures you stare at and eventually a new picture emerges.

    Just keep staring and it'll all make sense.

    My God! It's full of......stars.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    Anyone who doesn't know what he's on about, look up "Roscommon woman floods" on youtube.

    Best thing I've seen all year, can't get it outta my head,


    All the cattle had to be taken off, all the cattle had to be taken off, all the cattle had to be taken OFF!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,804 ✭✭✭Setun




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    I herd culchies eat cows


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭Aldebaran


    All your cattle are belong to us.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 363 ✭✭Rockn


    jester77 wrote: »
    I herd culchies eat cows
    I heard they take eggs straight from the chickens ass. Can they not just go to the supermarket?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,274 ✭✭✭_feedback_


    Rockn wrote: »
    I heard they take eggs straight from the chickens ass. Can they not just go to the supermarket?

    Sure, I can't get there. Every bit of road we have is covered.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    Can not compute.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    Anyone who doesn't know what he's on about, look up "Roscommon woman floods" on youtube.

    Best thing I've seen all year, can't get it outta my head,


    All the cattle had to be taken off, all the cattle had to be taken off, all the cattle had to be taken OFF!

    Ah, makes more sense now, thank you. Video:



    Gets really annoying after a short while though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,057 ✭✭✭WesternZulu


    Baaaest :D

    As in not one baaaest left standing!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,798 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    This is literally the most ridiculous pronunciation of the word "covered" I have ever heard, and I am WELL schooled in doing various different Irish accents...

    Seriously, it sounds like she's saying "cawpered" (rhymes with paupered) so I assumed it was a word like "paupered" to describe land which had been wrecked or something :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,057 ✭✭✭WesternZulu


    This is literally the most ridiculous pronunciation of the word "covered" I have ever heard, and I am WELL schooled in doing various different Irish accents...

    Seriously, it sounds like she's saying "cawpered" (rhymes with paupered) so I assumed it was a word like "paupered" to describe land which had been wrecked or something :D

    It's roscommon people...don't even try and understand them, they are a breed of their own over there :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Needs more autotune.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 414 ✭✭danh789


    Sofaspud wrote: »
    Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

    Ooh, he card reads good


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    It's like our own three-line Irish Zen Buddha chant.

    Every bitta land we had is COVered.
    There isn't even a ditch now to walk on.
    All the cattle had to be taken off.


    Omm...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Dey tuk our grass


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Sofaspud wrote: »
    Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
    :D 'A trainwreck of English grammar.'
    And the reply: 'You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.'

    Ow my eyes...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    There's a bit of grass out the back not covered...


    ah no wait the dog just took a dump on it. I'll keep looking.


  • Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    AH! the frikken dog walked too close to the back of one of them there cows, I had to drag him through the field on his back to clean him up! :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Even the flood was covered...


  • Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Johro wrote: »
    Even the flood was covered...

    'tis gone now!


  • Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Does anyone have a copy of the non-remixed version? It's funny enough by itself without that ****e on top of it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    'Oh, the water..
    OH-OOOH the water...
    Oh, the water...
    Hope it don't rain all day..

    And it stoned me, to my soul..
    Stoned me just like jellyroll,
    And it stoned me.'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    'tis gone now!
    Not for long;)


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  • Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Johro wrote: »
    Not for long;)

    It'll be back in a couple of weeks....

    where's me wellies


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