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After hours confessions.

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  • #62
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    rainbowdrop wrote: »
    That song was about me.........

    :D
    You probably think this post is about you , dont you, dont you !


  • #63
    irishejit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 657 ✭✭✭irishejit


    I used to frequent a certain grassy knoll......


  • #64
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    irishejit wrote: »
    I used to frequent a certain grassy knoll......
    You're not George Michael are ya ?


  • #65
    Guill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    Deleted User wrote: »
    When I was a young gossum,I was offered ecstacy at a house party, I politely accepted but being a sensible young guy,I dropped in a bowl outside.

    A few weeks later, I was at the same house and the lady of the house told me that the dog had spent about a week in his doghouse without leaving.Literally frightened of anything it saw.As I left the house, I noticed that the bowl by the door had "Woof"'s name on it.:(
    That is my confession.

    praise the lord.

    Ya plank, fair play for not taking it but don't you think that you should have disposed of it properly? What if a kid picked it up?


  • #66
    irishejit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 657 ✭✭✭irishejit


    Latchy wrote: »
    You're not George Michael are ya ?

    Ha ha a more famous "shooter" than that!!!


    Guill wrote: »
    Ya plank, fair play for not taking it but don't you think that you should have disposed of it properly? What if a kid picked it up?


    *Fights the urge to make Die Hard 3 joke*


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  • #67
    jackiebaron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭jackiebaron


    Used to go out to Dublin airport and buy bags of crisps and chocolate bars then chew them up and spit the vile combination down onto the windscreens of the rental cars. The stuff used to look like a combination of puke and sh!t.


  • #68
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    I've been very naughty lately.


  • #69
    Kimono-Girl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    I've been very naughty lately.

    are you going to confess what you did that was naughty??


  • #70
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    irishejit wrote: »
    Ha ha a more famous "shooter" than that!!!
    It was Ruby wasn't it ? :cool:
    Princess Peach wrote: »
    I've been very naughty lately.

    You being tucking into the yougurt in the wee small hrs again ?

    Oh .......ok details


  • #71
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Kimono-Girl wrote: »
    are you going to confess what you did that was naughty??

    Hmmmmmmmm.... no.


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  • #72
    irishejit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 657 ✭✭✭irishejit


    Latchy wrote: »
    It was Ruby wasn't it ? :cool:

    You got me!!!! :D:D:D


  • #73
    Guill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    Me: I confess to all mighty god and to you my brothers and sisters that i have sinned in my own rite.

    Priest: Okay, what do you want to confess?

    Me: I didn't get the turf for mammy when she asked me to.

    Priest: Anything else?

    Me: Nope.

    Priest: you sure?

    Me: Yea.

    Priest: what about the other day i seen you stealing apples from my orchard?

    me:..........................eh......

    Priest: Well?

    Me: Yea that too.

    Priest 100 Hail marys!

    Me: Your not going to tell me Ma are you?


  • #74
    homerun_homer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,053 ✭✭✭homerun_homer


    I did it ok... It was me!!

    I killed Reverend Greene in the library with the candlestick.


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