After hours confessions.

Call Me Jimmy · 23-01-2009 03:16AM

snaps or you know what to do!

MizzLolly · 23-01-2009 03:17AM

This one time, at band camp...

Senna · 23-01-2009 03:17AM

mumhaabu wrote: »

In my earlier days I secretly had an affair with a friends mother who was considerably older than me. It lasted 3 months and we never got found out:cool:

This is confessions, not bragging.

One Cold Hand · 23-01-2009 03:17AM

I don't know what a tracker mortgage is.

No seriously...

mumhaabu · 23-01-2009 03:18AM

One Cold Hand wrote: »

I don't know what a tracker mortgage is.

No seriously...

tbh, your better off and the way the market is gone.

RandolphEsq · 23-01-2009 04:08AM

Can I get an Amen?

Carroller · 23-01-2009 04:13AM

BrightEyes wrote: »

Can I get an Amen?

Amen

RandolphEsq · 23-01-2009 04:26AM

Carroller wrote: »

Amen

Who's Eamon?

S.I.R · 23-01-2009 06:08AM

i was once polite to gardi,

i repent lord, i promise

fingers crossed

foxinsox · 22-11-2010 12:32AM

I confess that it has been a long time since I confessed to anything..

anyways..

I confess to going to page 1001 to read happy threads..

I confess that once I was drunk, felt sick, got up to go to the bathroom, didn't make it, slipped on the vomit and fell down the stairs. I never told anyone before how I twisted my ankle.

I confess that the last time I went to (proper) confession my sins were not helping my mammy to wash the dishes and sometimes being bold.

smokie2008 · 22-11-2010 12:39AM

I tried to snort coke once...
the ice cubes got stuck in my nostrils...

**gets coat**

Aiel · 22-11-2010 12:54AM

Worked in a large retail store a few years ago.Long story short after weeks of flirting with one of the managers we got it on in the store room late one night.We didnt get caught and i didnt tell anyone as most others thought she was a bi**h.

Cavehill Red · 22-11-2010 12:58AM

I thought about voting for Fianna Fail once, during Bruton's Taoiseachship.

I never actually did vote for them, but the mere fact I thought about doing it still plagues me with chills, shivers and sleepless nights to this day.

KeithM89_old · 22-11-2010 01:00AM

Lets see...

Mam, dad, i left the gate open the night the dog ran away... (it never came back)

That 'leak' on the carpet wasnt because someone left the velux window opened....

Long Time Reader · 22-11-2010 01:01AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Miley Cyrus loves you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-4_8phUUGQ&eurl=http://perezhilton.com/page/6/

Charlotte Church is true sole mate.

we'llallhavetea_old · 22-11-2010 01:09AM

i just want to restore the usual AH layout. nothing to see here folks

KeithM89_old · 22-11-2010 01:10AM

Its a sad day in AH when we have to bump a thread from 2009 to get a good laugh...:(

johnn · 22-11-2010 01:11AM

stovelid wrote: »

A good few years ago, I was walking by a house (3 or four floor job) one night and somebody threw a bottle out and just missed my head. I turned quickly enough to see somebody ducking back in and pulling down a window (one of the ones you pull up and down) and heard laughter from the room. Was so mad that I went back and put a brick through the window. Felt bad about it for ages afterwards, cos I could have hurt somebody.

Thug.

Tiny Explosions · 22-11-2010 01:39AM

johnn wrote: »

Thug.

Not really maybe he over reacted a bit but that doesn't make him a thug. The people in the flat who threw the bottle at him in the first place sound more like thugs, cowardly thugs.

javaboy · 22-11-2010 12:18PM

KeithM89 wrote: »

Mam, dad, i left the gate open the night the dog ran away... (it never came back)

Right so that's one musical mystery solved. Now if we can just figure out who Carly Simon was on about we'll be set.

Napper Hawkins · 22-11-2010 12:27PM

johnn wrote: »

Thug.

Bollox, the bottle that missed his head could have been the end of him or at least caused some major damage had it been a direct hit. If anything, the saps who threw it got off lightly in my opinion.

Darraghnormal · 22-11-2010 12:42PM

I killed my brother so i could take the one ring as my own.

Funkfield · 22-11-2010 12:59PM

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Ganymede Glow · 22-11-2010 01:31PM

When I was in 3rd year I was sent to the principals office for being a bold little boy. Anyway when I arrive in the office there is nobody there an it is just me stood in the office all alone. To my surprise I notice a press half open with 2 shiny brand new litre bottles of Jameson sitting pretty. Actually one was opened with a small bit gone but still rather full.

So I stole them! Me and my mates got rather drunk that night, pulled a bird, got sick, came in at all hours, got a bollickin of the parents and woke up with a huge hangover. I am not proud of what I did...........nor am I ashamed, it happened and I'll move on. She shouldnt have been drinking in the office on school hours anyway the oul bat:D

AnonoBoy · 22-11-2010 01:43PM

I'm the one-armed man that Dick Kimble was looking for.

Jimmy Bottlehead · 22-11-2010 02:11PM

The money wasn't really just resting in my account.

sbsquarepants · 22-11-2010 02:21PM

My ex's sister hated me (the feeling was mutual), so once when i was forced to visit her house, i took my revenge in the most ancient and honorable fashion - i pissed on her toothbrush and put it back in it's holder!
Makes me smile to this day:)

Pighead · 22-11-2010 02:25PM

Until 2005, Pighead had always thought that Tom Jones was a black man. Think it was due to the below album that had always been lying about the house during Pighead's formative years.

http://www.classicrockmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/TomJones1.jpg

rainbowdrop · 22-11-2010 02:28PM

javaboy wrote: »

Right so that's one musical mystery solved. Now if we can just figure out who Carly Simon was on about we'll be set.

That song was about me.........

alwaysadub · 22-11-2010 02:39PM

rainbowdrop wrote: »

That song was about me.........

You're so vain!

After hours confessions.

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