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    #122
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,201 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    cyberwolf77 wrote: »
    Yes, I can.

    Have you ever shot a man just to watch him die while in Reno, Nevada?
    HxGH wrote: »
    I can.

    Can you think of an answer?

    No on both counts.

    What is the difference between a duck?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #123
    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    One of it's legs are both the same!!!!

    Why did I wander in here?


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    #124
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,201 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    chucken1 wrote: »
    One of it's legs are both the same!!!!

    Why did I wander in here?

    To answer the duck question!

    What colour is an orange?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #125
    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 51,733 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    tropicana coloured;)

    anyone know what day it is? :P

    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    #126
    trowelled
    Registered Users Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭trowelled


    koth wrote: »
    tropicana coloured;)

    anyone know what day it is? :P

    I've no idea, sorry :p

    What book are you reading at the moment?


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    #127
    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 51,733 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    trowelled wrote: »
    I've no idea, sorry :p
    :eek::P
    What book are you reading at the moment?

    Dipping in and out of this book.

    51ZuGrPoNWL._SS500_.jpg

    Can you suggest some new music for me to listen to?

    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    #128
    trowelled
    Registered Users Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭trowelled


    koth wrote: »
    Dipping in and out of this book.

    Looks good. Must get my hands on it


    Can you suggest some new music for me to listen to?

    Not exactly new but something I stumbled upon. Check out the British Ukulele Orchestra. They do some awesome covers

    Did you catch all the gingers in the zoo?


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    #129
    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 51,733 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    nope, I didn't manage to catch a certain singing duo:P

    Is it quitting time yet?:D

    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    #130
    reallyrose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,727 ✭✭✭reallyrose


    koth wrote: »
    nope, I didn't manage to catch a certain singing duo:P

    Is it quitting time yet?:D


    No, not for a while yet.

    Do you ever think that scrambled eggs taste slightly like pepper, even when there isn't any pepper added to the eggs?


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    #131
    Futurecrook
    Registered Users Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Futurecrook


    No.

    If things taste like pepper without there being any pepper in them then has pepper been rendered obsolete!?


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    #132
    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 51,733 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    no, it's your taste buds that are the problem.

    sho-ryu-ken or yoga flame?

    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    #133
    HxGH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 767 ✭✭✭HxGH


    sho-ryu-ken!!!!

    floss or not to floss?


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    #134
    grames_bond
    Registered Users Posts: 9,820 ✭✭✭grames_bond


    not to floss, just brush properly

    what is Justin Bieber?


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    #135
    ShadowGal
    Registered Users Posts: 865 ✭✭✭ShadowGal


    grames_bond wrote: »
    not to floss, just brush properly

    what is Justin Bieber?

    Justin Bieber is a cyborg assassin, sent back in time to exterminate the human race, starting with our ear drums.

    what cant you live without ?


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    #136
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,201 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    ShadowGal wrote: »
    Justin Bieber is a cyborg assassin, sent back in time to exterminate the human race, starting with our ear drums.

    what cant you live without ?

    oxygen

    Do you want a free tarot card reading?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #137
    ShadowGal
    Registered Users Posts: 865 ✭✭✭ShadowGal


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    oxygen

    Do you want a free tarot card reading?

    ya sure

    can you tell me the winning lotto numbers ? :D


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    #138
    unknown13
    Registered Users Posts: 6,659 ✭✭✭unknown13


    ShadowGal wrote: »
    ya sure

    can you tell me the winning lotto numbers ? :D

    1,8,13,28,31,35,42

    Do you think any of those numbers will come up tomorrow night.


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    #139
    ShadowGal
    Registered Users Posts: 865 ✭✭✭ShadowGal


    unknown13 wrote: »
    1,8,13,28,31,35,42

    Do you think any of those numbers will come up tomorrow night.

    no, im very unlucky :(


    beer or stout ?


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    #140
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,201 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    ShadowGal wrote: »
    no, im very unlucky :(


    beer or stout ?

    The cards say beer.

    going out tonight?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #141
    unknown13
    Registered Users Posts: 6,659 ✭✭✭unknown13


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    The cards say beer.

    going out tonight?

    nope, broke.

    Steak or Pie


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    #142
    ShadowGal
    Registered Users Posts: 865 ✭✭✭ShadowGal


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    The cards say beer.

    going out tonight?

    no, im going to the off license, im stocking up and im going to figure a way out of this sorry mess for Ireland (by figure out i mean get drunk and internetz) :)


    you hitting the town yourself ?


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    #143
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,201 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    ShadowGal wrote: »
    no, im going to the off license, im stocking up and im going to figure a way out of this sorry mess for Ireland (by figure out i mean get drunk and internetz) :)


    you hitting the town yourself ?

    In and having homemade pasta and beers with friends!

    Anyone seen my pants?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #144
    Futurecrook
    Registered Users Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Futurecrook


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    In and having homemade pasta and beers with friends!

    Anyone seen my pants?

    You threw them out the window in a fit of passion. You said you didn't need them anymore.

    Will I get to town on time?


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    #145
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,201 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Futurecrook wrote: »
    You threw them out the window in a fit of passion. You said you didn't need them anymore.

    Will I get to town on time?

    Not if you have my pants.

    Don't you hate pants?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #146
    reallyrose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,727 ✭✭✭reallyrose


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Not if you have my pants.

    Don't you hate pants?


    I hate them so much.

    Do you like sneezing?


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    #147
    Baggly
    Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    I LOVE sneezing.

    Why do you hate pants?


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    #148
    HxGH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 767 ✭✭✭HxGH


    Pter wrote: »
    I LOVE sneezing.

    Why do you hate pants?

    They're restricting and time consuming to put on.

    (Roughly) How many CDs do you have? Incl - music, data, games, etc


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    #149
    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 51,733 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    1500 approx.

    what movie are you looking forward to seeing?

    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    #150
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    koth wrote: »
    1500 approx.

    what movie are you looking forward to seeing?

    I was looking forward to just going to the cinema to watch A film as I haven't gone in ages, but then I broke my stupid ankle, so can't go anywhere ever again.

    What made you pick that avatar?


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    #151
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,804 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    stupidusername wrote: »
    I was looking forward to just going to the cinema to watch A film as I haven't gone in ages, but then I broke my stupid ankle, so can't go anywhere ever again.

    What made you pick that avatar?
    Got sick of people assuming my last one was a skull. So, I chose Destiny of the Endless.

    Go on a date with this or this?


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