What breakfast cereal pisses you off and why?

cml387 · 19-11-2010 07:17PM

Now known as Sugar Muffs.

Paparazzo · 19-11-2010 07:19PM

Turtyturd wrote: »

All of them since they stopped giving away stuff inside...my son is going to grow up in a world where he will never experience the feeling of Getting cereal just for the free toy then having one bowl and leaving it in the press til it goes out of date....F*cking fat kids and their parents who wont accept responsibility.

Ah yes, remember sticking my arm into the cornflakes looking for the toy. Those little model airplanes were the best.

Turtyturd · 19-11-2010 07:23PM

Paparazzo wrote: »

Ah yes, remember sticking my arm into the cornflakes looking for the toy. Those little model airplanes were the best.

Bike wheels completely covered In Cornflake reflectors FTW.

FTGFOP · 19-11-2010 07:26PM

I only get annoyed when I run out.

Einstein · 19-11-2010 07:28PM

can't believe people put sugar on cereal...bleugh..

(except for weetabix)

Misanthrope · 19-11-2010 07:29PM

Cheerios.I love them but am allergic to something in them.

karlog · 19-11-2010 07:40PM

Shredded wheat. You'd get more flavour out of cardboard box it comes in.

hurleronditch · 19-11-2010 07:46PM

Bran Buds.

I imagine its what eating your own hair is like

Hogzy · 19-11-2010 08:37PM

Einstein wrote: »

can't believe people put sugar on cereal...bleugh..

(except for weetabix)

Cant believe people put weetabix in their mouths...bleugh..
(except for freaks)

:pac:

anniehoo · 19-11-2010 08:45PM

cleremy jarkson wrote: »

edit: was it just in my house that poor people buy healthier cereals? cause all my rich friends ate nice cereals

No our gaff aswell. The rare time we got the little packs of each cereal, the 8 pack thing, the Frosties and Cocopops were first to be taken (always with arguments about who got what the last time).The rice crispies and cornflakes were never touched.

Daisy! wrote: »

I'm really quite bitter about this, I love meusli without those feckers!

Deffo a market for raisin free muesli...anytime ive eaten it i pick them out.Too much effort now so never buy it.

wiger toods · 19-11-2010 08:53PM

pickarooney wrote: »

Weetabix and the bastards that leave bowls of it lying around to become concrete. Worst excuse for a foodstuff ever.

What kind of wuss has trouble chewing raisins?

Yeah! theres nothing like trying to clean that **** off a bowl when hardens!

fonecrusher1 · 19-11-2010 09:06PM

I know its not really a cereal but it is a morning food. Porridge. I hate the stuff. Its bland, gloopy, sloppy tasteless goo. Yeah you can pour tons of sugar, honey or jam on it but thats just compensating for its tastelessness & negates any nutritional benefits.

Porridge just bugs me. Weetabix would thrash it in a street fight.

Sugarpuffs are also annoying.

Hogzy · 19-11-2010 09:09PM

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

I know its not really a cereal but it is a morning food. Porridge.

Porridge probably contains more Cereal than any other 'Cereals' so i would say its a cereal.

Im super cereal.

Frogdog · 19-11-2010 09:27PM

Any cereal that comes in a cardboard box. There's more nutrition in the cardboard box, despite all the clearly unbiased advertising by Kelloggs et al.

"Special K? Oh look! Kelloggs say I'll drop a jeans size in 2 weeks if I buy it and eat it a few times a day!" - Ehhhhhhh.......no you won't love, it's got 22g of sugar per 100g weight in it, which will give you an insulin spike and leave you craving more sugar and leaving you feel hungrier than if you ate non-processed food.

"Oh I'm having trouble going to the toilet. Therefore I think I need more fibre. Oh look, Bran Flakes/All-Bran! Kelloggs said it's got loads of fibre in it, I'll buy it so!" - Ehhhhh.........sorry there buddy, there's 4 times more fibre in a medium size potato than a bowl of Bran Flakes/All-Bran. All-Bran - Brillo Pad for your stomach! :pac:

Kelloggs' marketing department have an easy job!

JJJJNR · 19-11-2010 09:40PM

anniehoo wrote: »

The microwave quick oats tub that costs €2....what a rip off. Get a normal bag of porridge for 98c, whack it in the microwave. The exact same stuff!!

Rhubard on Pembroke Rd charge 3.80 for one portion... 3.80!!!

Dudess · 19-11-2010 10:04PM

Whoever invented muesli should be shot - it's soul-destroying! :mad:

I don't know why people eat it to lose weight - if there's one sure-fire way of making you dive into a fry-up it's a mouthful of muesli!

jokettle · 19-11-2010 10:33PM

Honey Loops. They only annoy me because they changed from Honey NUT Loops, apparently to stop little Jimmy or Mary having an allergic reaction.

Giving a small child a foodstuff with nuts in it when you're not entirely sure whether or not they're allergic proves that you're a bad parents an an idiotic person. The clue is in the title-Honey Nut Loops. You're clearly one of those people who requires the "may contain nuts" warning on a packet of peanuts, or "contents may be hot" on a takeout cup of coffee.

I miss the nuts*.

*Yeah, I know what I said.

pablomakaveli · 19-11-2010 11:02PM

jokettle wrote: »

Honey Loops. They only annoy me because they changed from Honey NUT Loops, apparently to stop little Jimmy or Mary having an allergic reaction.

Giving a small child a foodstuff with nuts in it when you're not entirely sure whether or not they're allergic proves that you're a bad parents an an idiotic person. The clue is in the title-Honey Nut Loops. You're clearly one of those people who requires the "may contain nuts" warning on a packet of peanuts, or "contents may be hot" on a takeout cup of coffee.

I miss the nuts*.

*Yeah, I know what I said.

I love honey loops but hate nuts. I can't understand why would anyone want nuts in their cereal?

philstar · 19-11-2010 11:12PM

sugar puffs makes my piss smell of ...well......sugar puffs

corn flakes stick to my teeth

weetabix gets soggy if left too long in milk

alpen makes me flatualent

blaze1 · 19-11-2010 11:13PM

coco pops... nothing that chocolalty should ever turn your milk brown

and rice crispies.... its impossable to get decent sized bowl of them without the milk overflowing.... smak crack & pot

ilovesleep · 19-11-2010 11:29PM

Nut feast - it was a lovely cereal. Think it came in a green box but I cant be for sure. Used to have it when I was younger. Then they took it off the market. Vanished. Completely gone. Would kill for a bowl of nut feast now.

Dunjohn · 19-11-2010 11:38PM

pablomakaveli wrote: »

The timing of this thread is perfect for me as i tried Sugar Puffs for the first time this morning and they are among the foulest food i have ever eaten. I

I'm now stuck with a big box of Sugar Puffs that i'm not going to eat. I would'nt even have the heart to inflict them on someone else.

Don't! Leave the box in a press, open, for a few weeks. They'll congeal into a solid brick of Sugar Puffs, it's class.

Asphyxia · 19-11-2010 11:43PM

Cornflakes have gotten so boring! Cookie Crisp FTW

Rich1691 · 19-11-2010 11:49PM

I tend to eat Alpin Meusli for breakfast but it just takes so long to eat I've started skipping breakfast altogether!

Rubberlegs · 20-11-2010 12:16AM

All of em. But only because I hate milk. Its the antichrist:(

Posy · 20-11-2010 12:37AM

Cocoa Pops- the brown, dirty looking muddy milk is rotton looking.

W.Shakes-Beer · 20-11-2010 12:38AM

Wheetabix (??) I'd rather not eat a breakfast that looks like a bowl of shít.

HxGH · 20-11-2010 12:40AM

When you pour in the cereal not leaving enough room for milk and it over flows. FML

Mr Trade In · 20-11-2010 12:50AM

New Shreddies ad really put me off them forever,made by grannies. Bet they now taste of asprin and pee. Fcuking hate shredded wheat,better taste from the box it comes from. Also Ready Brek = hot vomit.

cock robin · 20-11-2010 12:59AM

Ready Brek, when I was a kid the add sugested that eating it would give one a kind of immunity from the cold. Did it **** and it tasted like mortar. Mushy fcuking sh1te.

What breakfast cereal pisses you off and why?

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