What breakfast cereal pisses you off and why?

Swampy · 19-11-2010 10:09AM #1

For me its Alpen. I just poured a good sized bowl and there is about 60 raisins in it. I don't mind the odd raisin but i'd have no jaw left if I had to chew through 60. Then I have to pick them out of the bowl.

I only really eat it for the non-raisny bit. They should make Alpen without raisins.

kevthecelt · 19-11-2010 10:11AM

They should make sugar without Alpen

fergiesfolly · 19-11-2010 10:11AM

Anything chocolate based. Wrong. Simply wrong.

dazftw · 19-11-2010 10:12AM

I can't say breakfast cereal pisses me off. I have cereals I don't like the taste of but none that get on the oul nerves.

pickarooney · 19-11-2010 10:13AM

Weetabix and the bastards that leave bowls of it lying around to become concrete. Worst excuse for a foodstuff ever.

What kind of wuss has trouble chewing raisins?

bonerm · 19-11-2010 10:17AM

Frosties. They're like Corn Flakes for people who are too lazy to even sprinkle their own sugar. Also I find it presumptuous of Kellogg's to decide how many sugar granules are appropriate in the first place.

Drummerboy2 · 19-11-2010 10:19AM

Sugar Puffs because they keeping burning when I put them in the toaster

FatherLen · 19-11-2010 10:20AM

sugar puffs. those things fucking make me so mad :mad:

PrincessLola · 19-11-2010 10:20AM

Cool thread bro,

Frosted wheats, or what ever they're called, my mum used to buy them as a compromise when we really wanted coco pops, they only have sugar on ONE bloody side, not enough sugar imo.

Frosties are a cop out, just sugar and cornflakes

Rice Krispies. I really just hate them.

Muesli in when its too sugary (yeah contradicting the frosted wheats thing i know)

Weetabix used to piss me off but now its my favourite cereal, plain with cold milk!:D

Turtyturd · 19-11-2010 10:20AM

All of them since they stopped giving away stuff inside...my son is going to grow up in a world where he will never experience the feeling of Getting cereal just for the free toy then having one bowl and leaving it in the press til it goes out of date....F*cking fat kids and their parents who wont accept responsibility.

0verblood · 19-11-2010 10:21AM

Nesquik - first of all they look like little bits of shyte, then they go soggy and turn into a sort of diahrrea. Fcuking disgusting.

Also, remember those banana flavoured yellow rice crispies that were out about 10 years ago? Now they were the worst.

chin_grin · 19-11-2010 10:22AM

fergiesfolly wrote: »

Anything chocolate based. Wrong. Simply wrong.

Mmyep, wholeheartedly agree.

"Sugar up those kiddies Mum and Dad then send them off hyper enough to annoy the sh!t out of their teachers."

Napper Hawkins · 19-11-2010 10:22AM

Swampy wrote: »

For me its Alpen. I just poured a good sized bowl and there is about 60 raisins in it. I don't mind the odd raisin but i'd have no jaw left if I had to chew through 60. Then I have to pick them out of the bowl.

I only really eat it for the non-raisny bit. They should make Alpen without raisins.

"New Alpen Non-Raisiny But With Only A Teensy Amount Of Raisins Just In Case Ye Don't Mind One Or Two"?

I like it.

jimthemental · 19-11-2010 10:23AM

Crunchy Nut Cornflakes are like meth to me, I once caused a crash between a milk truck and a Kellogs lorry to try to satisfy my addiction.

Seriously though all forms of cornflakes get really stuck in your teeth.:mad:

Napper Hawkins · 19-11-2010 10:24AM

fergiesfolly wrote: »

Anything chocolate based. Wrong. Simply wrong.

LEAVE THIS PLACE.

--Kaiser-- · 19-11-2010 10:25AM

Sugar Puffs make my piss smell like Sugar Puffs.....no other food stuff I have eaten has the effect of making your piss smell like it, and I can't think of any biological mechanism for this to make sense

Duggy747 · 19-11-2010 10:25AM

Coco Pops!

I'd eat the stuff all the time if it wasn't so damn expensive.

Or any of those cereals that advterise themselves as delicious and so good for you that when you have a cereal you're immune to AIDS and bullets......................when in reality they taste like dry-wall that's been baked in an oven.

Kimono-Girl · 19-11-2010 10:28AM

kellogs variety pack!

variety pack my arse :mad:

i got

1Xcornflakes
1x rice krispies
2x Frosties
2x coco pops
1x coco pop munchers (corn flake coco pops)
1x and these krispies multigrain sugar crap

this is not the variety i wanted

what happened to ricicles??? :eek:

or whats with getting two of the basic cereals??

they are so busy jacking kids up with sugar/chocolate crap that they forgot about us old people who LIKE Corn Flakes!* :mad:

*yes im aware they are intended for kids but they were bogof and i couldn't resist for old times sake!

xzanti · 19-11-2010 10:30AM

Those Coco Pops 'Choc n Roll' yokes.. Feckin DIRT!!!! They taste like wood, don't even turn the milk chocolaty :mad: *shakes fist*

starbelgrade · 19-11-2010 10:30AM

Cereal.

The stuff you eat while you're deciding what to have for breakfast.

FatherLen · 19-11-2010 10:33AM

Turtyturd wrote: »

All of them since they stopped giving away stuff inside.

:eek::eek::eek: only realised they stopped this.
i cant think of one brand that still gives away toys.
the fuck..............

chin_grin · 19-11-2010 10:35AM

Kimono-Girl wrote: »

Variety, pack my arse :mad:

Couldn't resist. Oh Punctuation you sly dawg! Will you ever learn? Bad Punctuation <slap>

Grrrrrrr I make "monch" noises whilst tucking in to a pig roll. And I take my coffee as black as heck! HECK I SAY!

ClutchIt · 19-11-2010 10:38AM

All Bran because it is disgusting.

I'd also like to say that Sugar puffs look like miniature vaginas.

Napper Hawkins · 19-11-2010 10:40AM

xzanti wrote: »

don't even turn the milk chocolaty :mad: *shakes fist*

Good lord.

Stercus Accidit · 19-11-2010 10:43AM

Swampy wrote: »

For me its Alpen. I just poured a good sized bowl and there is about 60 raisins in it. I don't mind the odd raisin but i'd have no jaw left if I had to chew through 60. Then I have to pick them out of the bowl.

I only really eat it for the non-raisny bit. They should make Alpen without raisins.

ARE YOU MAD?

Nothin' beats chawin' through the raisins in a breakfast cereal.

johnnysexsmith · 19-11-2010 10:45AM

Porridge really pisses me off

I’ll tell you why, it’s the sanctimonious attitude of those who eat it.

I’m sure like most offices a lot of people have their breakfast on arrival in ours. People who eat porridge tend to have a holier then thou attitude when cooking it in the microwave.

They think they’re healthier then everyone else. Looking down on me with my muesli

seamus · 19-11-2010 10:52AM

Swampy wrote: »

For me its Alpen. I just poured a good sized bowl and there is about 60 raisins in it. I don't mind the odd raisin but i'd have no jaw left if I had to chew through 60. Then I have to pick them out of the bowl.

The raisins are the best bit! Without them it's just dry oats and nuts in milk.

ClutchIt wrote: »

All Bran because it is disgusting.

This. WTF is with All Bran?

johnnysexsmith wrote: »

I’m sure like most offices a lot of people have their breakfast on arrival in ours. People who eat porridge tend to have a holier then thou attitude when cooking it in the microwave.

What's worse is that they cook it in the microwave, leaving little bit of porridge spilled everywhere and when they're done, they fill the bowl with water and leave it sitting beside the sink for the rest of the day.

CLEAN YOUR BOWL YOU MESSY BASTARDS

thebigbiffo · 19-11-2010 10:57AM

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

Sugar Puffs make my piss smell like Sugar Puffs.....no other food stuff I have eaten has the effect of making your piss smell like it, and I can't think of any biological mechanism for this to make sense

if you eat da poo poo your poo poo will smell like the poo poo you just ingested...so in fairness, it's not only sugar puffs that have that effect...ask any gay african.

as for the thread in general. no breakfast cereal has the ability to piss me off. why? cos i have a life.

Dunjohn · 19-11-2010 11:02AM

Cheerios. They're like a damn cult. They think they're so great but they taste disgusting, somehow being too sweet and perfectly bland at the same time. And their ads!

GizAGoOfYerGee · 19-11-2010 11:04AM

Sugar Puffs look like miniature gees.

http://www.thegreatbritishdiet.co.uk/Images/IMG_2251.JPG

pickarooney · 19-11-2010 11:09AM

0verblood wrote: »

Nesquik - first of all they look like little bits of shyte, then they go soggy and turn into a sort of diahrrea. Fcuking disgusting.

Also, remember those banana flavoured yellow rice crispies that were out about 10 years ago? Now they were the worst.

Do you mean Banana Bubbles (Banana Bubbles, the cereal that thinks it's a milkshake)?

What breakfast cereal pisses you off and why?

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