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The Pedophile's Guide to Love and Pleasure - SERIOUS TOPIC

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    Biggins, do you just trawl the internet looking for stuff to offend you?:pac:

    I don't know where he gets the time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,396 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    The Paedophile's Guide to the Galaxy:
    • DON'T PANIC.
    • Always know where your towel is.
    • Children are mostly harmless.
    • Share and Enjoy.
    • 18 year olds are almost, but not quite entirely unlike children.
    • The answer to life the universe and everything is 40, 2 year olds.
    • So long and thanks for all the kids!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,698 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    well thats what amazon gets when they open up the floodgates for authors to self publish ebooks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Is it available as a .pdfile?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Biggins, do you just trawl the internet looking for stuff to offend you?:pac:

    No, as I do some public work and have other connections, many people inform myself of stuff they find offensive (besides seeking help/advice/opinion on such items) in hope that I can aid them.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Is it available as a .pdfile?
    Very good! :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    I resent the conflation of pedophiles with sociopaths. Nothing wrong with sociopaths at all. :mad:

    Oh and to the people saying that the cops should be knocking down the doors of anyone who buys one, I have a copy of Mein Kampf and 100 Days of Sodom, doesn't mean I'm a fascist pederast.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,396 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Is it available as a .pdfile?
    you can send it to me filepeter@hotmail.com


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    Nevore wrote: »
    I resent the conflation of pedophiles with sociopaths. Nothing wrong with sociopaths at all. :mad:

    Oh and to the people saying that the cops should be knocking down the doors of anyone who buys one, I have a copy of Mein Kampf and 100 Days of Sodom, doesn't mean I'm a fascist pederast.

    If that was directed at my comment, I wasn't saying that the cops should knock at my door, just that I'd assume they would.

    Also, agree with you on the sociopath comment. There are many non-violent sociopaths in society.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,490 ✭✭✭Fluorescence


    Nevore wrote: »
    Oh and to the people saying that the cops should be knocking down the doors of anyone who buys one, I have a copy of Mein Kampf and 100 Days of Sodom, doesn't mean I'm a fascist pederast.

    Yeah... But Mein Kampf isn't a fascist step by step guide to taking over continental Europe, so it doesn't really equate to a book that gives instructions on how to fúck children without getting into trouble!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 212 ✭✭gflood


    Publicity stunt for Amazon. Making a joke of a serious topic is disgraceful.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 611 ✭✭✭MonicaBing


    Serious thread about a paedophilic book on after hours??? Oxymoron anyone!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,396 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    I blame Glee.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Nevore wrote: »
    I resent the conflation of pedophiles with sociopaths. Nothing wrong with sociopaths at all. :mad:

    Oh and to the people saying that the cops should be knocking down the doors of anyone who buys one, I have a copy of Mein Kampf and 100 Days of Sodom, doesn't mean I'm a fascist pederast.

    You have a point. A serious one.
    I just make the point below.
    Yeah... But Mein Kampf isn't a fascist step by step guide to taking over continental Europe, so it doesn't really equate to a book that gives instructions on how to fúck children without getting into trouble!

    Agreed.
    This book however condones something that is absolutely abhorrent to most of todays legally based and morally societies.
    Its not a book of ideas - its a book tantamount to an instructional manual on how to behave with kids and how to treat them in a (shocking too young) sexual relationship.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 611 ✭✭✭MonicaBing


    Jesus i thought you said, ''i blame Gee!....:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,396 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    MonicaBing wrote: »
    Jesus i thought you said, ''i blame Gee!....:eek:
    That too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 105 ✭✭Yo Buddy. You still alive?


    Millicent wrote: »
    Wait, are you saying you're for or against paedophilia here?

    Some people want to ride pavetmant slabs, some want to ride their same sex, some like to hang themselves while wrapped in clingfilm, masturbating.

    I don't pertain to get people but I am very much against people knowingly harming other people against their wishes.

    I am very much against children being abused for sexual purposes.

    I can't answer you question regarding paedophilia par se as I don't know what you mean by that, by your standards.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 258 ✭✭Tiny Explosions


    Biggins wrote: »
    No, as I do some public work and have other connections, many people inform myself of stuff they find offensive (besides seeking help/advice/opinion on such items) in hope that I can aid them.


    So posting this on After Hours forum on boards.ie helps these people? :)

    Remind me never to ask you for any help lol. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    So posting this on After Hours forum on boards.ie helps these people? :)

    Remind me never to ask you for any help lol. :D

    It actually did, on one occasion, where Biggins highlighted the lack of treatment for scoliosis sufferers in Crumlin.

    He's not at superhero status yet, though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Biggins wrote: »
    This book however condones something that is absolutely abhorrent to most of todays legally based and morally societies.
    Its not a book of ideas - its a book tantamount to an instructional manual on how to behave with kids and how to treat them in a (shocking too young) sexual relationship.

    It's still just a book.

    Instruction manuals are only really of any use to people who are capable of performing the instructions.

    It's not going to turn anyone into a paedo. You could argue that it will make paedos better at grooming kids, but in all honesty it probably won't. It's kinda like those self help books for guys on how to be more successful with women... they're only ever bought by the type of blokes who are useless with members of the opposite sex & rarely, if ever, get laid.

    If anything, anyone who buys this book is on the safer end of the scale of paedophelia.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,396 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    It's still just a book.

    Instruction manuals are only really of any use to people who are capable of performing the instructions.

    It's not going to turn anyone into a paedo. You could argue that it will make paedos better at grooming kids, but in all honesty it probably won't. It's kinda like those self help books for guys on how to be more successful with women... they're only ever bought by the type of blokes who are useless with members of the opposite sex & rarely, if ever, get laid.

    If anything, anyone who buys this book is on the safer end of the scale of paedophelia.
    +1


    The bible has turned way more people into paedophiles than this book ever will.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney



    If anything, anyone who buys this book is on the safer end of the scale of paedophelia.

    Or may well be buying/acquiring it for rubbernecking/research reasons.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    OisinT wrote: »

    The bible has turned way more people into paedophiles than this book ever will.

    Caused a lot more human misery too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,396 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    Or may well be buying/acquiring it for rubbernecking/research reasons.
    It'd be a pretty funny coffee table book :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,490 ✭✭✭Fluorescence


    Regardless of the "type" of paedo the book attracts (:rolleyes:), it's still a disgrace that Amazon have allowed it to remain on their site. I loathe much of the sensationalist PC crap that goes on these days, but that book and its content is disturbing and describes how to commit a CRIME (if you want to take the morality of paedophilia out of it).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 363 ✭✭Rockn




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    OisinT wrote: »
    +1


    The bible has turned way more people into paedophiles than this book ever will.

    That would be Luke, Chapter 2, Verse 1.

    "And Jesus said, the blessed shall inherit the meek"


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    It's still just a book.

    Instruction manuals are only really of any use to people who are capable of performing the instructions.

    It's not going to turn anyone into a paedo. You could argue that it will make paedos better at grooming kids, but in all honesty it probably won't. It's kinda like those self help books for guys on how to be more successful with women... they're only ever bought by the type of blokes who are useless with members of the opposite sex & rarely, if ever, get laid.

    If anything, anyone who buys this book is on the safer end of the scale of paedophelia.
    OisinT wrote: »
    +1
    The bible has turned way more people into paedophiles than this book ever will.

    Very valid points - but instead of saying one is worse than the other - I might say one could be AS bad as the other?

    ...But lets not turn this into yet another vicious circle of a religious debate please?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭Father Damo


    The bible has turned way more people into paedophiles than this book ever will

    One of the most retarded things Ive ever read in my life, and you know it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,698 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    Biggins wrote: »
    This book however condones something that is absolutely abhorrent to most of todays legally based and morally societies.
    Its not a book of ideas - its a book tantamount to an instructional manual on how to behave with kids and how to treat them in a (shocking too young) sexual relationship.


    So it is an actual guide book?

    I admit I only glanced through the free sample which reads sort of like the pedophile equivilent of those zeitgeist videos (drolling off a lot of factual definitions developed through history and using it as defence.) but there didnt seem to be any

    step 1: how to talk to women under the age of 12.

    in the brief bit I had access to.


    But if it does that would be a thorny issue on freedom of speech, while if it stays in the same tone as its opening segment does, its as bad as a thread on stormfront and also as relevent, ignoring it would be more benefitial then any uproar.


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