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The Pedophile's Guide to Love and Pleasure - SERIOUS TOPIC

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  • #32
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,396 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    Millicent wrote: »
    I've been meaning to read it. Is it as good as you could dream it would be?!
    Yes, it's amazing. Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters I did not enjoy. Didn't finish it actually.


  • #33
    Dennis the Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Dennis the Stone


    Dudess wrote: »
    Lol. Straight out of a Spitting Image Daily Mail reader spoof... :pac:

    "They are sociopaths"... backed up by painstaking research of course. Oh... no.


    Top Tip: DAILY Mail editors. Confuse your readers by claiming that asylum seekers are the natural predators of paedophiles.


  • #34
    cson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,665 ✭✭✭✭cson


    I'll say this much; it's no 3 Wolf Moon T Shirt :cool:


  • #35
    Millicent
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    This is my attempt to make pedophile situations safer for those juveniles that find themselves involved in them, by establishing certian rules for these adults to follow. I hope to achieve this by appealing to the better nature of pedosexuals, with hope that their doing so will result in less hatred and perhaps liter sentences should they ever be caught.

    Is it wrong that the spelling offended me first? :pac:


  • #36
    srfc19
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 354 ✭✭srfc19


    Definitely not the worst book ever published. Did you ever hear of the one which bans gay relationships, treats women as inferior citizens, and led to a very dangerous cult becoming powerful in our very own country.
    Think it's called the bible or something.


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  • #37
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    A guy comes home from work and his girlfriend is sitting on the front step with her packed bags sitting next to her.

    "What you doing?" he asks her.

    "I'm leaving you. I heard you were a paedophile" she answers.

    "That's a mighty big word for a 10 year old" he says.


  • #38
    Tiny Explosions
    Closed Accounts Posts: 258 ✭✭Tiny Explosions


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I never know what to get my pervy Uncle for Christmas.

    That's that sorted.

    Sure don't we all have one pervy Uncle! ;):D


  • #39
    AnnyHallsal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,118 ✭✭✭AnnyHallsal


    srfc19 wrote: »
    Definitely not the worst book ever published. Did you ever hear of the one which bans gay relationships, treats women as inferior citizens, and led to a very dangerous cult becoming powerful in our very own country.
    Think it's called the bible or something.

    Not to mention paedophilia. Quite a lot about Jesus loving the children ..


  • #40
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    bluewolf wrote: »
    I thought we were supposed to be prejudiced against them
    I think that a commentator that was showing disgust, was being sarcastic.
    Her writing should have said "WE SHOULD BE PREJUDICED TOWARD PEDOPHILES? THEY ARE SOCIOPATHS."

    There was a typo error I suspect.


  • #41
    Aldebaran
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭Aldebaran


    srfc19 wrote: »
    Definitely not the worst book ever published. Did you ever hear of the one which bans gay relationships, treats women as inferior citizens, and led to a very dangerous cult becoming powerful in our very own country.
    Think it's called the bible or something.

    Wasn't that called Twilight?


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  • #42
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Tiny Explosions wrote: »
    Sure don't we all have one pervy Uncle! ;):D

    Yep. He used to give me really expensive presents until I turned 13.


  • #43
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    I wonder how many priest's have bought this? Probably why its selling, they are flocking to amazon!


  • #44
    Talia Easy Bedbug
    Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Talia Easy Bedbug


    Millicent wrote: »
    Is it wrong that the spelling offended me first? :pac:

    Maybe by "liter sentences" he meant community service :pac:


    I love the first review
    As a mother...

    AS A MOTHER JOE


    I like the "customer images"
    there's pedobear


  • #45
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Bad, bad, bad.

    But the reviews make me laugh for some reason.


  • #46
    Talia Easy Bedbug
    Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Talia Easy Bedbug


    Biggins wrote: »
    I think that a commentator that was showing disgust, was being sarcastic.
    Her writing should have said "WE SHOULD BE PREJUDICED TOWARD PEDOPHILES? THEY ARE SOCIOPATHS."

    I would agree if the preceding line weren't
    ...and wrote a book about how society is prejudiced toward pedophiles.


  • #47
    Tiny Explosions
    Closed Accounts Posts: 258 ✭✭Tiny Explosions


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Yep. He used to give me really expensive presents until I turned 13.


    What happened? :eek:

    Did you grow some fuzzy hair? lol :D


  • #48
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Serious Thread is serious not going as planned.


  • #49
    Millicent
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    Although, I've been nosing through his back catalogue and it appears he was abused as a child, which might explain either his paedophilia apologising or why he might have paedophilic tendencies. I've given myself a sad now. More so, cos the spelling's brutal in this one too. :(
    Phillip R. Greaves, 2nd. is a rogue scholar with respect to the topics of religion, sexuality and politics. "The Grand Book Of The Godless And Free," is a collection of essays regarding these general subjects with titles exploring the nature of "God" to parenthood for single-gender families. This is a contraversial volume presenting the often unique views of the author. Thus far, everyone who has read this work has been impressed by its wit and depth. Ray (as he is more commonly known) began his path to knowledge and enlightenment at the ripe old age of ten. When he left the Baptist tradition in which he had been raised and sought-out a new faith beginning with his studies at the local library. He was already familar with sex by the age of seven. Soon he met a varity of people from foreign lands and cultures, from whom he acquired much additional knowledge. Later he joined the Christian cult of the Way Ministry, followed by his joining the Baha'i Faith at the age of eighteen. Next, Ray joined the U.S. Army. Eight years later he embraced the view of rational disbelief, which he is happy to share and discuss with the world. Mr. Greaves is an admirer of Aristotle and Ayn Rand's Objectivism.


  • #50
    AnnyHallsal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,118 ✭✭✭AnnyHallsal


    Millicent wrote: »
    Although, I've been nosing through his back catalogue and it appears he was abused as a child, which might explain either his paedophilia apologising or why he might have paedophilic tendencies. I've given myself a sad now. More so, cos the spelling's brutal in this one too. :(

    I'm sorry but my favourite part of that is "Thus far, everyone who has read this work has been impressed by its wit and depth."

    Hahahaha. Best review ever.


  • #51
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Serious Thread is serious not going as planned.
    Its AH, only to be expected and par of the course. :o

    I mentioned "Serious Topic" in the thread title to show that I, myself was starting a thread NOT for self humorous reasons.


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  • #52
    Axe Rake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 240 ✭✭Axe Rake


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  • #53
    Notorious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,167 ✭✭✭Notorious


    Jeez. The author responded to angry comments here.
    author wrote:
    Furthermore, I have a fifteen-year-old nephew that's foolin' around with girls his own age, and I'd much rather he were playing-around with a sixty-year-old man than to be risking a load of kids at his age.

    I wonder what his nephew would think of that?


  • #54
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Easy to identify the perverted bastards if they have to buy it using a credit card.


  • #55
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    The reviews on this thread are terrible. Has anyone even read the whole thing?


  • #56
    Yo Buddy. You still alive?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 105 ✭✭Yo Buddy. You still alive?


    btard wrote: »
    inb4 hysteria.

    If the internet had of existed for the last 100 years, it would be gas looking back at the sheep like postings on matters like gays etc.

    Kill 'em all and what have you.


  • #57
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Saw it. Emailed them saying if the book is not pulled they will lose another customer, and if I see no action I will be reviewing my orders. Lots of people sent similar emails. I was abused by a peadophile from the age of ten, til I was fourteen. He also said most of the things the author says. He talked about child love, and how the media and society villanizes peadophilia. This is his, and author's defense:

    "Among adults, sex is generally assumed to include either anal or vaginal penetration and oral, penile-engulfment. Since we judge others by our own thoughts, feelings, and actions, many people assume that pedophilia includes these sexual acts as well. Because these acts can be painful, even for adults, pedophiles seem to be sadists taking pleasure in the agony and torture of juveniles.

    Fortunately, for the minor partners of juveniles, this assumption is generally wrong. Pedophiles feel great affection for their young partners, and do everything possible to avoid causing them any pain. Because of this, pedosexuals (those who engage in sexual acts with children, not just lust after them) never practice intercourse with juveniles under thirteen, and usually not before sixteen.

    Sexual acts between true pedosexuals and minor children are restricted to kissing (no tongue) licking, sucking, fondling, caressing, cuddling, and mutual masturbation. "

    I don't have the words....


  • #58
    melekalikimaka
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,685 Mod ✭✭✭✭melekalikimaka


    goona wait for the movie tbh


  • #59
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    WindSock wrote: »
    The reviews on this thread are terrible. Has anyone even read the whole thing?
    Doubt it.
    The typical pedo reading the book can't get past page 1 without having a fap...:rolleyes::pac:


  • #60
    Millicent
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    Yo Buddy. You still alive? wrote: »
    If the internet had of existed for the last 100 years, it would be gas looking back at the sheep like postings on matters like gays etc.

    Kill 'em all and what have you.

    Wait, are you saying you're for or against paedophilia here?


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  • #61
    Millicent
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    WindSock wrote: »
    The reviews on this thread are terrible. Has anyone even read the whole thing?

    The whole book? I kind of thought purchasing it would have the cops to your door fairly quickly.


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