I've caught Sanata Claus!!!

I wondered where Dustaz had gone. Let him out of the cage please - I don't think you understand the responsibilities of keeping a fully grown geriatric like that! He'll need regular feeding (fast food is preferred), access to fresh wat^H^H^H beer, and a television so he can watch utterly terrible Irish pop idol clones all day.

Remember, children. A Dustaz isn't just for Christmas; it's for life. Or, well, what little amount of life is left after you reach such a wizened old age.