Squats the story - the Off Topic Thread...

Liam Henners257 wrote: »

Biggest face palm moment ever in class:

"Sir, is it true creo makes your penis shrink?"

I didnt know whether to laugh or cry or both simultaneously.

COH wrote: »

I know.. seriously who the hell would call you Sir!

Remmy wrote: »

jesus thats freaky..

kevpants wrote: »

This is the most awesome printing company in the world.

BossArky wrote: »

Just ripped the arm out of my shirt when scratching back of my head. Now have to walk around looking like a hobo for the rest of the afternoon. Tangible proof that GOMAD works.

Mellor wrote: »

I clicked link, it's loading, hopes are high,
really don't want to be let down...



edit:let down isn't the word

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

Tl;Dr =


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This happened when Lauren and I ran to grab some chinese (I love beef lo mein and crab ragoons) and a movie last night. Normally I always drive but Lauren needed to fill up her car with gas so she was driving. After grabbing our movie she pulls into the gas station and there's only one pump open. Now her gas cap is on the passenger side so she had to do a u-turn around the pumps to pull up to the pump on the correct side.

So this dick face in his corvette sees what we are doing but decides to back up to the only open pump quickly while we are making our lap. Immediately I was like "OH F#%K NO!" Lauren must have pushed the auto locks on the window because when I went to roll it down to tell the guy to move his piece of crap the window wouldn't roll down. I wanted to open the door to jump out but Lauren had pulled up too close to the guy and I couldn't open the door far enough to get out (somehow I don't think that was on accident). So I'm knocking on my window trying to get the guy's attention and Lauren is yelling at me that I'm going to break the window and pretty much begging me to drop it. I told her that I'm not going to kick the guy's ass just make him move his car. Evidently she wasn't buying it and kept asking me to forget about it.

Well about this time a biker looking guy that's on the other side of the pump filling up his truck hollers over to me (I had my door opened as far as it would go and I was trying to squeeze out) that he's done and we can use his pump. He was watching the whole thing with a big smile on his face. So Lauren pulls around to the other side of the pump and she's still begging me to not to kill this guy when I get out. (I don't know why she thought I was going to hurt him). As soon as I hop out the guy with the corvette looks at me and says "I'll move my car if you want me to." I just smiled at him and said "I know".

kevpants wrote: »

Look who's the Sales Director...