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Ear to the ground (kerryman charging people to view country side)

  • 01-11-2010 10:58PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,485 ✭✭✭


    Anyone watch this tonight? This cute Kerry hoor is making up to 20k a year from people who want to view this select part of Ireland.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,171 ✭✭✭✭Muckit


    More power to him. That's what you call 'thinking outside the box!' :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    did you see your woman tasting the raw pudding:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭Tora Bora


    whelan1 wrote: »
    did you see your woman tasting the raw pudding:eek:

    Jeez, she swallowed them testicles whole:cool: I felt the pain myself:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,271 ✭✭✭✭johngalway


    20k, I'm suddenly very interested :D

    Must see if it's on RTE player later.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    Tora Bora wrote: »
    Jeez, she swallowed them testicles whole:cool: I felt the pain myself:pac:
    did you notice how the testicles where alot bigger than the brain:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,279 ✭✭✭snowman707


    whelan1 wrote: »
    did you notice how the testicles where alot bigger than the brain:D

    :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,171 ✭✭✭✭Muckit


    johngalway wrote: »
    20k, I'm suddenly very interested :D

    Must see if it's on RTE player later.

    Could possibly be a runner for you alright John!;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    My missus has just got a little donkey cart, I'm tempted to take it and the donkey down to waterville and see if we can give donkey rides in the summer


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,271 ✭✭✭✭johngalway


    colrow wrote: »
    My missus has just got a little donkey cart, I'm tempted to take it and the donkey down to waterville and see if we can give donkey rides in the summer

    Find out about your local area, all the history etc. If you've local archaeologists or historians or even people who've written about the area, scour it all. Then you'll have an interesting, informative spiel for your customers as well as the scenery.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭Tora Bora


    johngalway wrote: »
    Find out about your local area, all the history etc. If you've local archaeologists or historians or even people who've written about the area, scour it all. Then you'll have an interesting, informative spiel for your customers as well as the scenery.

    No need in the world for any of that aul research nonsence. Just make up your own version of events:D Ten times more interesting, if you have a good enough imagination.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,552 ✭✭✭pakalasa


    Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase - "You can't eat scenery" :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,271 ✭✭✭✭johngalway


    Tora Bora wrote: »
    No need in the world for any of that aul research nonsence. Just make up your own version of events:D Ten times more interesting, if you have a good enough imagination.

    Ah no, ya have to do those things right. You can be 100% sure the tourist will repeat what they've been told to a local shop/cafe/B&B/hotel and bang goes the reputation of the guide.

    I was on a guide course here in Conamara, very interesting the things I learned from that :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,271 ✭✭✭✭johngalway


    pakalasa wrote: »
    Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase - "You can't eat scenery" :D

    I've a small farm in a beautiful area. Sometimes - OK a lot - I'm reminded by a certain family member of that. My response from day 1 has always been I can't eat it now can I!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,485 ✭✭✭sh1tstirrer


    johngalway wrote: »
    20k, I'm suddenly very interested :D

    Must see if it's on RTE player later.
    It cost 100k 50k after grant. He made 25k last year he spent 7k advertising and 1k resurfacing the walkways. Who would think that people would pay to view the scenery in kerry when it is all around you :confused: As Muckit said more power to him there are people willing to pay to view scenery and he is making an income from them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,171 ✭✭✭✭Muckit


    It cost 100k 50k after grant. He made 25k last year he spent 7k advertising and 1k resurfacing the walkways. Who would think that people would pay to view the scenery in kerry when it is all around you :confused: As Muckit said more power to him there are people willing to pay to view scenery and he is making an income from them.

    We farmers (and indeed all Irish business people) need to start thinking outside the box if we want to earn a crust.

    "Diversification" I think they call it :D

    Seriously though, isn't it true, it's always the thing you take for granted yourself that somebody else will worship? You only have to look at the like of Ballygowan selling water for Christ's Sake! Would we or our parents ever have imagined it 20 years ago?

    I know I've been harping on about it before in other threads, but mark my words our grass is one of our biggest natural commodities that we could and should be exploiting more.

    The environment and cutting back on carbon emmisions is now one of the main focuses of world governments. They've started already as we know, putting levies and charges on water, eventually, in my opinion, ALL energy levels used on farms will need to be monitored and we'I be penalised accordingly. (ie. how much fertilizer we use, they'I have a calculation per tonne to find the total don't you know..:rolleyes: Also cattle/sheep rations etc etc.....)

    What system stands out head and shoulders above the rest as being the most natural, has the least evironmental impact and lowest carbon footprint? Grass-based of course. Many countries don't have that luxury, we do. Ireland is in a potentially very favourable postion in this regard, we just need to highlight this fact to the rest of our world markets, it's low costing and it's health and environmental benefits.

    There's already big debates raging regarding meat production and it's sustainability. It takes (don't hold me to it:rolleyes:) something like is it 4-6kg of cereal to produce 1 kg of beef? This cereal could be used instead to feed people directly!! We can't eat grass! So it makes sense to use it to produce meat which we can!..... Sorry about the rant.....:rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,271 ✭✭✭✭johngalway


    Halved & sliced testicles :eek: She looked like she was enjoying that way too much!

    Fair play to her for making the black pudding, just watching it now, looks delicious.

    Tourism bit was very interesting :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭Tora Bora


    Muckit wrote: »
    We farmers (and indeed all Irish business people) need to start thinking outside the box if we want to earn a crust.

    "Diversification" I think they call it :D

    Seriously though, isn't it true, it's always the thing you take for granted yourself that somebody else will worship? You only have to look at the like of Ballygowan selling water for Christ's Sake! Would we or our parents ever have imagined it 20 years ago?

    I know I've been harping on about it before in other threads, but mark my words our grass is one of our biggest natural commodities that we could and should be exploiting more.

    The environment and cutting back on carbon emmisions is now one of the main focuses of world governments. They've started already as we know, putting levies and charges on water, eventually, in my opinion, ALL energy levels used on farms will need to be monitored and we'I be penalised accordingly. (ie. how much fertilizer we use, they'I have a calculation per tonne to find the total don't you know..:rolleyes: Also cattle/sheep rations etc etc.....)

    What system stands out head and shoulders above the rest as being the most natural, has the least evironmental impact and lowest carbon footprint? Grass-based of course. Many countries don't have that luxury, we do. Ireland is in a potentially very favourable postion in this regard, we just need to highlight this fact to the rest of our world markets, it's low costing and it's health and environmental benefits.

    There's already big debates raging regarding meat production and it's sustainability. It takes (don't hold me to it:rolleyes:) something like is it 4-6kg of cereal to produce 1 kg of beef? This cereal could be used instead to feed people directly!! We can't eat grass! So it makes sense to use it to produce meat which we can!..... Sorry about the rant.....:rolleyes:

    Shure we can manage like this! Only some fcuking busybody with a clip board would be out taking methane measurements from the horses ars e:P
    13252_499562m.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,438 ✭✭✭5live


    Tora Bora wrote: »
    Shure we can manage like this! Only some fcuking busybody with a clip board would be out taking methane measurements from the horses ars e:P
    13252_499562m.jpg
    Thats not how it works Tora. YOU will be taking the measurements from the horse, filling out the 15 page report in triplicate, posting one to Dept, one to council and keeping one for 75 years for inspection. Oh and filling in your supervisors clipboard for him in case he suffers from repedetive strain injury.:cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,171 ✭✭✭✭Muckit


    Ah those were the days!:D

    Bureaucracy and paperwork is all we have now.... Sure where would we be without them:D (probably alot further:rolleyes:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 721 ✭✭✭fastrac


    I was very interested in the statistic that Ireland produces 1/1000th of the worlds milk supply yet makes 15% of the worlds baby milk powder.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    Muckit wrote: »
    Ah those were the days!:D

    Bureaucracy and paperwork is all we have now.... Sure where would we be without them:D (probably alot further:rolleyes:)
    that reminds me , i think i got another of those farm survey thingys a few weeks ago.... must fill it in


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,271 ✭✭✭✭johngalway


    whelan1 wrote: »
    that reminds me , i think i got another of those farm survey thingys a few weeks ago.... must fill it in

    Just keep in mind the poor oppressed civil servant you're keeping in a job while filling it in :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 431 ✭✭Omnipresence


    pakalasa wrote: »
    Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase - "You can't eat scenery" :D

    I grew up in Valentia and have paid to go to Geokaun - trust me the views are a bit more than special...

    Skellings, Blaskets, Iveragh, etc.. breathtaking

    Fair play to him...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    tbh he is not charging a fortune , could be charging 10 euro a car easy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,408 ✭✭✭bbam


    You have to admire him for taking the chance, the scenery was great and the facilities looked spot on, exactly the sort of attraction I'd pay for myself..

    Pity nobody will pay to see our rushes here in Cavan, and we've spent years perfecting the crop :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,438 ✭✭✭5live


    bbam wrote: »
    Pity nobody will pay to see our rushes here in Cavan, and we've spent years perfecting the crop :o
    St Bridgets crosses!!! And keeps you busy and out of trouble during winter:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    See f i can post apic of the donkey cart nd see wot u think

    picture.php?albumid=1071&pictureid=7740


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 369 ✭✭Daisy!


    Charging for scenery?! A Kerryman could only think that up! :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,485 ✭✭✭sh1tstirrer


    colrow wrote: »
    See f i can post apic of the donkey cart nd see wot u think

    picture.php?albumid=1071&pictureid=7740
    You could charge €2/child for a 5 min trek that equals €6 every 6-10 minutes. Better still if you took the donkey and cart to the beach in ballybunnion on hot summer days you would make a fortune. From 12pm to 6pm you could make anything from €200/€360 in a day.


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 13,064 Mod ✭✭✭✭blue5000


    wouldn't think there was much to see there today!

    If the seat's wet, sit on yer hat, a cool head is better than a wet ar5e.



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