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jewish peeps

  • 28-10-2010 06:10PM
    #1
    recylingbin
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    Can't eat pig.
    Which means that they can't eat rashers.

    Which means that they are missing out on the greatest breakfast food ever invented.
    Especially after a heavy Sabbath night.

    I think that's a shame for them.


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  • #2
    Snakeblood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,461 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    recylingbin wrote: »
    Can't eat pig.
    Which means that they can't eat rashers.

    Which means that they are missing out on the greatest breakfast food ever invented.
    Especially after a heavy Sabbath night.

    I think that's a shame for them.

    Pity also our muslim brothers.

    And our vegetarian brothers.

    Really, it's tough all over.


  • #3
    Jake Rugby Walrus666
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 528 ✭✭✭Jake Rugby Walrus666


    They don't roll on Shabbas


  • #4
    Nodin
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    is there a prize for 'random thread of the day'....?


  • #5
    arybvtcw0eolkf
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    recylingbin wrote: »
    Can't eat pig.
    Which means that they can't eat rashers.

    Which means that they are missing out on the greatest breakfast food ever invented.
    Especially after a heavy Sabbath night.

    I think that's a shame for them.

    Nothing I like better than honey glazed roast ham.

    Or ham sambo's, strong English mustard and Guinness.


  • #6
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    Greyson Cool Point wrote: »
    Nothing I like better than honey glazed roast ham.

    Or ham sambo's, strong English mustard and Guinness.
    Hickory rashers
    *slobbers on keyboard*


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  • #7
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    recylingbin wrote: »
    Hickory rashers
    *slobbers on keyboard*

    You swine, now I want!.

    OP, not every Jew is kosher.


  • #8
    Morlar
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    I had a nice fry up for lunch too. 5 sausages, 4 rashers black and white pudding. For lunch, not breakfast. Yummm Yummm. Rules not being jewish or muslim.


  • #9
    Overheal
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    Peeps are Kosher arent they?


  • #10
    Snakeblood
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    Morlar wrote: »
    I had a nice fry up for lunch too. 5 sausages, 4 rashers black and white pudding. For lunch, not breakfast. Yummm Yummm. Rules not being jewish or muslim.

    If you're vegetarian I have some bad news.


  • #11
    Revolution9
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    Nodin wrote: »
    is there a prize for 'random thread of the day'....?

    A full Irish on the house in any pub


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  • #12
    Misanthrope
    Closed Accounts Posts: 613 ✭✭✭Misanthrope


    Such a shame in fact,that my Jewish next-door neighbour has declared it as a misinterpretation of the Torah.He's very fond of the ol' BLT.He wouldn't be the Synagogue 3 times a day fella.He just goes to the Mitzvahs.

    It's always freaked me out that Muslims and Jews see pork as a big no-no.I fell like they know something we don't.How could they turn down crispy bacon?I don't like pork in general but rashers have magic in them or something.They taste great.

    We source surgical replacement tissue from pigs as their tissue is most like ours and least likely to be rejected.Maybe eating flesh that is so close to our own is not good for us?


  • #13
    Cheap Thrills!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    I dig on swine!! Nyom nyom!!! :P:pac:


  • #14
    laurashambles
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    Overheal wrote: »
    Peeps are Kosher arent they?

    Provided they aren't made with pork gelatine, yep. :pac:


  • #15
    Snakeblood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,461 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    Misanthrope wrote: »
    Such a shame in fact,that my Jewish next-door neighbour has declared it as a misinterpretation of the Torah.He's very fond of the ol' BLT.He wouldn't be the Synagogue 3 times a day fella.He just goes to the Mitzvahs.

    It's always freaked me out that Muslims and Jews see pork as a big no-no.I fell like they know something we don't.How could they turn down crispy bacon?I don't like pork in general but rashers have magic in them or something.They taste great.

    We source surgical replacement tissue from pigs as their tissue is most like ours and least likely to be rejected.Maybe eating flesh that is so close to our own is not good for us?

    I think it's trichinosis. They stuck it in various holy books back in the day because people weren't cooking the pig right. Ditto shellfish.


  • #16
    arybvtcw0eolkf
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    Misanthrope wrote: »

    We source surgical replacement tissue from pigs as their tissue is most like ours and least likely to be rejected.Maybe eating flesh that is so close to our own is not good for us?

    And in Cockney slang GAYS are called 'Pigs Ears' !!.

    :pac:


  • #17
    mike65
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    Stephen Fry chomps pork apparently.


  • #18
    Misanthrope
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    Snakeblood wrote: »
    I think it's trichinosis. They stuck it in various holy books back in the day because people weren't cooking the pig right. Ditto shellfish.

    Very interesting.It makes sense.

    I thought shellfish was an abomination, like sodomy?Tastes feckin awful anyway and makes my trachea swell up.I must be a true child of god.


  • #19
    bigneacy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,222 ✭✭✭bigneacy


    Jewish people do not receive bacon? Poor People


  • #20
    Misanthrope
    Closed Accounts Posts: 613 ✭✭✭Misanthrope


    Greyson Cool Point wrote: »
    Nothing I like better than honey glazed roast ham.

    Or ham sambo's, strong English mustard and Guinness.

    Are you Jewish?Or have you mistaken this for the "My favourite munch" thread?;)


  • #21
    marcsignal
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    Misanthrope wrote: »
    We source surgical replacement tissue from pigs as their tissue is most like ours and least likely to be rejected.Maybe eating flesh that is so close to our own is not good for us?

    According to the German Cannibal Armin Meiwes
    Armin Meiwes, the German cannibal serving a life sentence for killing and eating a man who begged to be devoured, has described how the meat tasted of pork and how he prepared an elaborate meal of human steak in a green pepper sauce with croquettes and Brussels sprouts

    :eek: Fcukin nutter !!!

    Spigel Article

    .


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  • #22
    arybvtcw0eolkf
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    Misanthrope wrote: »
    Are you Jewish?Or have you mistaken this for the "My favourite munch" thread?;)

    And the prize goes to this chap... ! (good one).


  • #23
    Misanthrope
    Closed Accounts Posts: 613 ✭✭✭Misanthrope


    bigneacy wrote: »
    Jewish people do not receive bacon? Poor People


    I have a conspiracy theory that Israel is the kingpin in the world's bacon black market.A little known fact I just made up is that all Jews build secret bacon cellars deep under their homes, which are interlinked by tunnels spanning the earth.

    They have massive secret underground pig farms and warehouses, and they were the one's who decimated the pork-bellies commodity market.

    They all secretly devour bacon by the truckload.

    Leopold Bloom ate Pork kidneys


  • #24
    arybvtcw0eolkf
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    Misanthrope wrote: »
    I have a conspiracy theory that Israel is the kingpin in the world's bacon black market.A little known fact I just made up is that all Jews build secret bacon cellars deep under their homes, which are interlinked by tunnels spanning the earth.

    They have massive secret underground pig farms and warehouses, and they were the one's who decimated the pork-bellies commodity market.

    They all secretly devour bacon by the truckload.


    Actually Israel is one of the worlds leading piggories, and one of the worlds leaders in producing turkeys for the Christian Christmas market and the USA's July 4th celebrations!.


  • #25
    recylingbin
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    Greyson Cool Point wrote: »
    Actually Israel is one of the worlds leading piggories, and one of the worlds leaders in producing turkeys for the Christian Christmas market and the USA's July 4th celebrations!.
    *boycotts christmas*


  • #26
    arybvtcw0eolkf
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    recylingbin wrote: »
    *boycotts christmas*

    And 'Israeli potatoes' (sig).


  • #27
    Misanthrope
    Closed Accounts Posts: 613 ✭✭✭Misanthrope


    marcsignal wrote: »
    According to the German Cannibal Armin Meiwes



    :eek: Fcukin nutter !!!

    Spigel Article

    .


    I think if I went to all the bother of eating a friend for dinner, I'd be a bit more adventurous than croquettes and brussels sprouts.I'd have called Gordon Ramsay for some inspiration.At least do your buddy/meal some justice.You might never get to eat another person again!


  • #28
    Misanthrope
    Closed Accounts Posts: 613 ✭✭✭Misanthrope


    Greyson Cool Point wrote: »
    And the prize goes to this chap... ! (good one).

    You are a very naughty Jew then with your honey glazed ham.I don't know how you're going to pass that off to the Bossman.Blame it on the Guinness i suppose.


  • #29
    marcsignal
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    Misanthrope wrote: »
    I think if I went to all the bother of eating a friend for dinner, I'd be a bit more adventurous than croquettes and brussels sprouts.I'd have called Gordon Ramsay for some inspiration.At least do your buddy/meal some justice.You might never get to eat another person again!

    Quite true, with a fine Chianti at the very least :D


  • #30
    Ghandee
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    Why are Jews always portrayed as being tight fisted/mean with their money?
    I find them to be, more resourceful than tight!

    We used to live next door to a Jewish family, and I'll never forget the day the father of the house found that wheelchair in the skip!
    You know what that man did? He went straight home and broke his young lads back!

    You gotta admire that, pure ingenuity!


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  • #31
    Misanthrope
    Closed Accounts Posts: 613 ✭✭✭Misanthrope


    Greyson Cool Point wrote: »
    Actually Israel is one of the worlds leading piggories, and one of the worlds leaders in producing turkeys for the Christian Christmas market and the USA's July 4th celebrations!.

    Oh my god, that sounds like a right wing tabloid journalist's wet dream story right there.Just tag on ...."and they killed Jesus!".Red top heaven.


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