Anyone know any quick cures for diarrhea?

Duggy747 · 28-10-2010 12:44PM

Wear a nappy

+1 on the scat orgy idea, always an excuse to try something new.............who knows, you might like swallowing a mouthful of runny poo. :pac:

Aiel · 28-10-2010 12:50PM

Eat a couple of Banana's,they solidify(sp) everything.Best to take them if you feel it coming on but after the horse has bolted:D its still good to take them as it will quickly solidify the situation.

jimthemental · 28-10-2010 12:57PM

Have yourself cryogenically frozen in order to preserve your current state. Then in years to come thanks to new medicine doctors will be able to wake you up and cure your leaky arse.

Degag · 28-10-2010 01:36PM

0verblood wrote: »

I'm thinking a rake of spuds should do the trick. (not spuds up the hole, I mean eating them, a good dose of starch like)

Perhaps, but get someone else to cook them please!

Diabhal Beag · 28-10-2010 01:36PM

Weetabix

jackiebaron · 28-10-2010 01:44PM

0verblood wrote: »

Yeah but immodium keeps it IN! I want the bad bacteria OUT! It's usually used for people who need to travel or go to work or something where going to the toilet every 30 seconds isn't possible. I'm grand here sitting at home. I just need something to thicken it up and stop it, it's no emergency really just a small inconvenience. I'm thinking a rake of spuds should do the trick. (not spuds up the hole, I mean eating them, a good dose of starch like)

Red meat, lad. That binds everyone up. It won't constipate you but it'll harden the sludge up nicely. A good salty roast beef sandwich (multiple layers like the Americans eat) or a good t-bone steak.

28-10-2010 01:45PM

Buttplug.

blackbird98 · 28-10-2010 01:53PM

have a Brandy & Port, always works!!

smash · 28-10-2010 01:59PM

I'm sure you can find something to plug your girlfriend's ass with...

Duckjob · 28-10-2010 02:28PM

Hard boiled egg.

Edit: eaten, that is, not inserted.

youtheman · 28-10-2010 03:26PM

Reminds me of the joke about the guy who goes to the doctor.

Doc : I'm sorry Joe, but I'm afraid you've got AIDS.
Joe : so what do I do now?
Doc : have 10 pints of lager followed by the hottest vindaloo you can get your hands on?.
Joe : And will that cure my AIDS?.
Doc : No. --- But it will show you what you ar5e is for !!!

starlit · 28-10-2010 03:57PM

Motilium might ease any bloating and might help. Best to eat fruit in particular bananas, weetabix or brown bread/brown rice. Best suggestions to cure the runs and get rid of it is eating brown pasta will work a treat although won't be a pleasant experience after! Apple crumble and eating a load of Christmas mince pies might do the trick as well!

senordingdong · 28-10-2010 04:00PM

steve06 wrote: »

I'm sure you can find something to plug your girlfriend's ass with...

Royal Irish · 28-10-2010 04:08PM

Dried sage leaves is the best cure for this. Also burnt toast can be good.

Procasinator · 28-10-2010 04:27PM

steve06 wrote: »

I'm sure you can find something to plug your girlfriend's ass with...

Tip of the day: Not a good idea when said girlfriend has diarrhoea.
(Unless that floats your boat)

IvyTheTerrible · 28-10-2010 04:32PM

Rice and bananas do the job.

kylith · 28-10-2010 04:59PM

Don't try and stop it, you need to get all the bad stuff out. Just drink plenty of water and wait for the pain in your ring to go away.

youtheman · 28-10-2010 05:07PM

Speaking of 'pains in the ring'.

Knew a guy and he would remark as he was going to the local Indian " must ring home and tell them to put the jacks paper in the fridge".