Hilarious Craigslist Ads

Twilightning · 27-10-2010 11:03PM #1

Have any of you ever seen some of the ads that are posted on this site? Specifically the 'casual encounters' section of it. Here are a few great examples:

"taxi driver - w4m - 34 (dublin)
any driver want a blow job or **** instead of fare"

"married man wants affair - m4w - 43 (Dublin)
so much pent up frustration waiting to explode ... horny woman needed to release me"

There's other posts floating around it it too, like people looking to have a bit of fun with water sports or guys maintaining they're 100% straight but just want to try out a lad for the craic. Ah sure it's all in good fun!

Chris P. Bacon · 27-10-2010 11:04PM

I thought this one was funny.

KeithM89_old · 27-10-2010 11:06PM

LOST :
Virginity, get in!!

Taken from this:
http://funny-videos.co.uk/videojimmycarreadsadvertsfrompaper.html

Twilightning · 27-10-2010 11:09PM

"Lord of Darkness Requires Maiden for Halloween Ritual - m4w - 30 (Dublin)
Once upon a time, recruiting maidens for dark magic rituals was so easy. Back in the 1950s, virgins were ten-a-penny, the Dark Lord could
walk down a village street in Ireland, throw a few hypnotic gazes... Now we're reduced to using the 'Internet'. I blame Feminism.

While the Count is hundreds of years old, he has the appearance of a average male of 30 years.

Maidens must have come of age (be at least 18), and must not use blood pollutants such as tobacco or drugs.
Silver jewellery, sharp wooden objects, and girls named Buffy are not permitted in the presence of the Count.

Yours faithfully,
Igor,
Personal Assistant to his imperial majesty-in-darkness, Vlad Dracul."

policarp · 27-10-2010 11:16PM

How do you get onto that site?

4zn76tysfajdxp · 27-10-2010 11:17PM

This is my favourite.

Twilightning · 27-10-2010 11:18PM

policarp wrote: »

How do you get onto that site?

http://dublin.craigslist.org/

Saila · 27-10-2010 11:20PM

KeithM89 wrote: »

LOST :
Virginity, get in!!

or big plane and crew, last seen on tropical island

delta_bravo · 27-10-2010 11:35PM

http://dublin.craigslist.org/mis/2011860501.html

construction worker got bj at Grand Canal Dock (D2 Grand Canal Dock)

I saw you with your buddies eating lunch at Grand Canal Dock in front of new Theatre. Then I ran into you near construction site and we went to a secluded area. I gave you a blowjob and you came in my mouth as you grabbed me by the hair.

I was a little taken aback then, but I would be willing to repeat if you are. Send me your pic if you recognise this and are interested for another go.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 27-10-2010 11:44PM

http://dublin.craigslist.org/cas/2028980082.html

To the point. Time frame is a bit restrictive, though.

chordtype · 27-10-2010 11:48PM

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

http://dublin.craigslist.org/cas/2028980082.html

To the point. Time frame is a bit restrictive, though.

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

I like how this is written at the bottom.

Don't contact me about a new tv, I just here for a ****.

FoxT · 27-10-2010 11:48PM

In Athlone!! He is fukced...

4zn76tysfajdxp · 27-10-2010 11:50PM

FoxT wrote: »

In Athlone!! He is fukced...

No he's not since he's in Athlone at the odds of someone local stumbling across his ad who's willing to fulfill his requirements is slim.

...

But of course, that was your point all along, wasn't it?

jubella · 27-10-2010 11:54PM

http://dublin.craigslist.org/m4w/1993626853.html

I just love the title of this one - "Fatman seeks feeder"

patrickc · 27-10-2010 11:58PM

Twilightning wrote: »

"Lord of Darkness Requires Maiden for Halloween Ritual - m4w - 30 (Dublin)
Once upon a time, recruiting maidens for dark magic rituals was so easy. Back in the 1950s, virgins were ten-a-penny, the Dark Lord could
walk down a village street in Ireland, throw a few hypnotic gazes... Now we're reduced to using the 'Internet'. I blame Feminism.

While the Count is hundreds of years old, he has the appearance of a average male of 30 years.

Maidens must have come of age (be at least 18), and must not use blood pollutants such as tobacco or drugs.
Silver jewellery, sharp wooden objects, and girls named Buffy are not permitted in the presence of the Count.

Yours faithfully,
Igor,
Personal Assistant to his imperial majesty-in-darkness, Vlad Dracul."

Thaedayl?

JONJO THE MISER · 27-10-2010 11:58PM

jubella wrote: »

http://dublin.craigslist.org/m4w/1993626853.html
"Fatman seeks feeder"

Jake?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 28-10-2010 12:19AM

patrickc wrote: »

Thaedayl?

Well, it sure as heck ain't Jakkass

Fizman · 28-10-2010 12:24AM

Lunatics and Monkeys

The monkeys are running the feckin Zoo,
and the Lunatics are running the asylum.
Lord deliver us from this shower of fat cat useless assholes.

Cool story brah.

AgileMyth · 28-10-2010 01:52AM

http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84

This guy responds to craigslist ads just to piss people off. Hes a hero of mine.

Chairman Meow · 28-10-2010 07:52AM

email me

dying to suck cock

want to suck cock outside - somewhere in tallaght

****ing good luck with that!! If you dont get your head kicked in for bein a bleedin faggit..

ct5amr2ig1nfhp · 28-10-2010 09:00AM

That just made me cry with laughter!

AgileMyth wrote: »

http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84

This guy responds to craigslist ads just to piss people off. Hes a hero of mine.

ringadingding · 28-10-2010 09:35AM

Thats the funniest website i've seen for a good while

Twilightning · 28-10-2010 09:45AM

http://dublin.craigslist.org/cas/2029744762.html

Dear god son.

some_dose · 28-10-2010 10:46AM

This is honestly the funniest thing I've seen in ages - try translate the French!
http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=77

curlzy · 28-10-2010 11:30AM

AgileMyth wrote: »

http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84

This guy responds to craigslist ads just to piss people off. Hes a hero of mine.

Thanks for the most hilarious site I've seen in ages, ordinary thanks just didn't seem enough.

curlzy · 28-10-2010 12:10PM

New favourite. http://dublin.craigslist.org/m4w/2020739509.html

Hail 2 Da Thief · 28-10-2010 12:29PM

AgileMyth wrote: »

http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84

This guy responds to craigslist ads just to piss people off. Hes a hero of mine.

Great link! This one is hilarious

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