Opposite sex for 1 day only

ibarelycare · 27-10-2010 05:29PM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

best to finish as spoons so you just cuddle afterwards as you fall asleep

God no. Too intimate. I plan on blowing my load, turning so my back is to her, farting and sleeping peacefully.

smash · 27-10-2010 05:32PM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

best to finish as spoons so you just cuddle afterwards as you fall asleep

Forking is so much more fun than spooning!

Gummy Panda · 27-10-2010 05:33PM

steve06 wrote: »

Forking is so much more fun than spooning!

what's forking?

smash · 27-10-2010 05:34PM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

what's forking?

it's what spooning can lead to.

AckwelFoley · 27-10-2010 05:34PM

What would i do if i was a woman for a day?

Clean the house,and cook my dinner for tomorrow when im back as a man

Ghandee · 27-10-2010 05:36PM

Pee sitting down, just to see if it feels the same SOBER!

AlmightyCushion · 27-10-2010 06:05PM

I'd consult a doctor.

rossie1977 · 27-10-2010 06:05PM

stupidusername wrote: »

My brother gets loads of women () and apparently I look very like him, so if I was a guy, I think I'd do quite well

looking like your brother (who gets lots of women) isn't always the best though, take

joan cusack and john cusack, maggie gyllenhaal and jake gyllenhaal

SerialComplaint · 27-10-2010 11:44PM

I'd watch Expose on TV3 to see if it makes any sense to females.

paddy978 · 27-10-2010 11:53PM

Finger myself.

stupidusername · 27-10-2010 11:59PM

SerialComplaint wrote: »

I'd watch Expose on TV3 to see if it makes any sense to females.

No, no it doesn't.

LouieWalsh · 28-10-2010 12:11AM

Let Simon do me from behind!

Again!

tempura · 28-10-2010 12:11AM

Duggy747 wrote: »

I'd buy loads of magazines of celebrity magazines because that tart Cheryl Cole is on the front of one of them.

Eat some crisps and then feel miserable for having done so, I'll feel like a hippo then.

Watch my woman stories on TV..........something that involves muuuuuuurder and romance.

Dress in skimpy outfits and when guys look at me I'll start calling them wierdos and perverts.

Make a sandwich and give it to a man.

Start a bitchy rumour about a girl and watch it manifest itself out of control.

Cry for no apparent reason.

Go to the pub / club, get some poor sod to buy me drinks all night, bump into everyone and tell them to fùck off, rob pints, rob glasses, start a fight with a guy for no reason knowing he can't hit me back and then get the biggest guy I can find to flatten the git..........all with a disgusted look on my face.

Fiddle with myself and see what I can fit up there.

Generalise much ?

Zombienosh · 28-10-2010 12:13AM

lads->girls, stay at home flick the bean all day.

girls->lads, ****, piss standing up, be able to relax and do nothing for once.

brummytom · 28-10-2010 12:14AM

LouieWalsh wrote: »

Let Simon do me from behind!

Again!

I got an infraction in the television forum for calling Louis Walsh gay!

Ollchailin · 28-10-2010 12:20AM

brummytom wrote: »

I got an infraction in the television forum for calling Louis Walsh gay!

It's ok, he's LouiE Walsh, not LouiS, totally different fella.

CorkMan · 28-10-2010 12:21AM

Wake up, be alerted to the blood dripping from "down there" then immediately ring 999.

Go straight to the hospital and stay overnight, wait for what the Doctors would say the next day.

Record everything and put it on youtube.

policarp · 28-10-2010 12:24AM

Ollchailin wrote: »

It's ok, he's LouiE Walsh, not LouiS, totally different fella.

Who in their right mind would want to wake up in the morning as Looey Walsh though???

Bonito · 28-10-2010 12:28AM

policarp wrote: »

Who in their right mind would want to wake up in the morning as Looey Walsh though???

Simply to have his Maseratti, I would.

Ollchailin · 28-10-2010 12:31AM

Oh I never said what I'd do....

I'd eat all round me seeing as most men can do that without worrying about it.

I'd go drinking with the lads and hear what they really talk about when there are no women around- although one could argue that's what happens in AH- but at least this would be my male friends and I could use the info as bribery if needs be in the future perhaps...

I'd pee standing up.

And obviously I'd have to try out some naughty stuff. Just cos.

FoxT · 28-10-2010 12:41AM

24 hours wouldnt be long enough....
I can see it now...

Step 1 - Find the bean. This will take 23 hrs 59mins 59 secs
Step 2 - Flic... - time up!

WeeBushy · 28-10-2010 12:49AM

Jaded811 wrote: »

lovely topic

You signed up just to say that

You obviously don't understand how much fun flicking the bean (preferably with several other beans in close proximity) would be were I a girl.

Terry · 28-10-2010 01:57AM

mikerowsopht wrote: »

I'd shove my phone up and give myself a call, see what this clitoris is all about.

Best of luck losing your virginity.

Anyway, I'd change my name to Rozie and tell everyone within earshot that I'm a lady.

policarp · 28-10-2010 03:08AM

I would love to see a bloke who woke up as a woman trying to dress, put on make up and generally try to get ready for the day ahead. Women on the other hand would fare out a lot better, I think.

AlmightyCushion · 28-10-2010 03:12AM

policarp wrote: »

I would love to see a bloke who woke up as a woman trying to dress, put on make up and generally try to get ready for the day ahead. Women on the other hand would fare out a lot better, I think.

A man with unlimited access to boobs and vaginas wouldn't want to leave the house.

AskMyChocolate · 28-10-2010 04:24AM

Finally win a staring competition with the security guard in the lingerie department.

Duggy747 · 28-10-2010 10:01AM

tempura wrote: »

Generalise much ?

Take jokes much?

fakearms123 · 28-10-2010 10:16AM

Jesus if I was a women for a day the first thing I would do in the morning is sprint down the stairs and try to find the largest kitchen appliance or fruit to stick in me little hairy gash, as soon as I've found a banana big enough I'd stab me gee to bits with it!

jimthemental · 28-10-2010 10:20AM

Gucky wrote: »

Pee sitting down, just to see if it feels the same SOBER!

You piss sitting down when you're drunk? :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

Be a real man and piss on something, like a passing pedestrian or an open letterbox!:rolleyes:

orourkeda · 28-10-2010 10:26AM

Have a wide on and a period just to see what it feels like

Opposite sex for 1 day only

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