20 year old college student named Mexican police chief

Conor108 · 24-10-2010 04:52PM #1

Nobody else applied.

A town near drug cartel capital Juarez, Mexico, had just one applicant for police chief after a spate of killings of public officials in drug-related violence.

So now the new chief in Guadalupe, a town of 10,000 residents near the Texas border, is 20-year-old college criminology major Marisol Valles García.

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PandyAndy · 24-10-2010 04:53PM

How can I reach these kids!

But yea, good for her. She might make it till Christmas.

ToxicPaddy · 24-10-2010 04:55PM

PandyAndy wrote: »

How can I reach these kids!

But yea, good for him. He might make it till Christmas.

Its a her actually..

Linky with pics

Drummerboy08 · 24-10-2010 04:57PM

ToxicPaddy wrote: »

Its a her actually..

Linky with pics

That pic looks like the set of a porno film if you ask me.

RMD · 24-10-2010 04:57PM

Mexico is nuts. Used to work with a guy who was previously in the federal level anti-drugs force, in the city he worked in previous to being part of the drugs force he told me on average there was about 10-15 cops killed a week, and this was a small city, no bigger than 400-500,000 I think.

Logical Fallacy · 24-10-2010 05:06PM

RMD wrote: »

Mexico is nuts. Used to work with a guy who was previously in the federal level anti-drugs force, in the city he worked in previous to being part of the drugs force he told me on average there was about 10-15 cops killed a week, and this was a small city, no bigger than 400-500,000 I think.

So that's 520 to 780 cops a year?

I doubt it to be honest.

Micky Dolenz · 24-10-2010 05:08PM

Drummerboy08 wrote: »

That pic looks like the set of a porno film if you ask me.

sign # 22 that you watch far too much porn :P

RMD · 24-10-2010 05:09PM

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

So that's 520 to 780 cops a year?

I doubt it to be honest.

I couldn't believe it to, but this guy wasn't a bull****ter, I'll see if I can find a source.

Nodin · 24-10-2010 05:10PM

PandyAndy wrote: »

How can I reach these kids!

But yea, good for her. She might make it till Christmas.

And if shes really lucky, they'll just kill her.

Bodhisopha · 24-10-2010 05:14PM

Q: What did the Mexican say when his house fell on him?

A: Hey, get off me homes.

Thanks.

arybvtcw0eolkf · 24-10-2010 05:16PM

Q; What is the gay mexican's motto?...

A: To never let a dago by!.

El_Dangeroso · 24-10-2010 05:19PM

We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges!

Mardy Bum · 24-10-2010 05:54PM

I know a few people from Juarez and was there once. It is an absolute misery of a place. A little game the drug cartel lads like to play involves stopping at green lights and waiting to see the response of the car behind. If the people behind don't beep their horn they get 100 bucks and if you beep them you get shot. True story. Happens in Nogales too.

Theres a good chance this lad will be killed if he makes any public shows of action against the cartels too. A police chief in Nogales was killed the day after making one. He was only in the job two or three days.

the purple tin · 24-10-2010 06:03PM

I never thought I'd find a police chief attractive;)

Bodhisopha · 24-10-2010 06:12PM

Q: Why did the Mexican push his wife down the stairs?

A: Tequila.

cherryghost · 24-10-2010 07:36PM

You could say he's got the Call of Juarez

face1990 · 24-10-2010 08:43PM

Why do people keep saying 'he' and 'him'? It's a woman, a very attractive woman!

bigwormbundoran · 24-10-2010 08:50PM

face1990 wrote: »

Why do people keep saying 'he' and 'him'? It's a woman, a very attractive woman!

Not so much

CorkMan · 24-10-2010 09:56PM

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get to the other side.

Pity he didn't make it.

Manic Moran · 25-10-2010 07:32AM

face1990 wrote: »

Why do people keep saying 'he' and 'him'? It's a woman, a very attractive woman!

She won't be for long.

Her plan, such as it is, is to be an unarmed police force.

I'm not entirely convinced that the drug cartels will note the distinction. The investigator who was sent to look into the shooting of a US jetskier on a border lake earlier this month had his head mailed to the Mexican Army. Those sort of people aren't likely to stand upon principle, except for the principle that the only good cop is a dead one.

NTM

PanchoVilla · 25-10-2010 07:51AM

I grew up in El Paso, Texas and we used to go down the Juarez all the time. I remember going down to the orphanages to bring toys and clothes to the kids when I was about 6 or 7. It's horrible to see what the U.S. "war on drugs" (war on competition) has done to Mexico. The U.S. has so much to answer for but I'm afraid they never will.

Amhran Nua · 25-10-2010 10:09AM

Yeah, the entire country is in the grip of a gang war of epic proportions. Normally when you think of gang wars in the Americas you think teenagers with uzis and colourful bandanas.

These guys, on the other hand, manufacture their own submarines.

Here are a few images to give an idea of the scale of the problems, and a map over time here. If the national army can't deal with something, you know you've got problems.

flyton5 · 25-10-2010 11:28AM

What are the first three words in every mexican cookbook?

Steal a chicken.

plein de force · 25-10-2010 11:51AM

so how long do you all think before she gets killed?

a month
6 months?

Nodin · 25-10-2010 12:20PM

plein de force wrote: »

so how long do you all think before she gets killed?

a month
6 months?

Depends how long the local headers think its funny, I suppose.

I-Shot-Jr · 25-10-2010 12:37PM

That job might as well be considered suicide.

WillyWaggler · 25-10-2010 12:58PM

I doubt any of this worldwide coverage will do her any favours.

Seloth · 25-10-2010 02:36PM

20:eek:

I'm 19 and I know if I started to hunt down ganglords at 20 here the mother would give me a clatter

Sea Sharp · 25-10-2010 02:39PM

She's going to die a terrible terrible death.
That is unless she's working for the gangs, then she'll be getting high on coke all the time and getting two salaries.

longshanks · 25-10-2010 03:03PM

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons?

Jose and hose b

seawolf145 · 25-10-2010 03:08PM

face1990 wrote: »

Why do people keep saying 'he' and 'him'? It's a woman, a very attractive woman!

I doubt she will be very attractive once the Mexican drug barons is finish with her.
She must be a suicide candidate if you ask me.:rolleyes:

20 year old college student named Mexican police chief

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