We have a cold cold winter ahead???

fonecrusher1 · 25-10-2010 02:34AM #1

Tonight as i drove to tescos the temperature showing on the trip computer display in my car read 2 degrees. Its already pretty feckin cold & its only October. Even as i type theres a thin crust of frost showing on cars on the street

I reckon we're in for a dang cold winter. Maybe the coldest in a long dang time.

Could you give a sh!t? Or is it a worry for you? Would a severly cold winter cause you distress.

Hilarious quips to follow...

Saila · 25-10-2010 02:35AM

deja vu?

chin_grin · 25-10-2010 02:36AM

ISN'T IT FIERCE MILD?

alwaysadub · 25-10-2010 02:38AM

Once the pipes don't freeze and leave me without any water for nearly 3 weeks, like they did at the start of the year, i don't mind.

Anyway this way debated here a few days ago. Keep up man!

Millicent · 25-10-2010 02:41AM

chin_grin wrote: »

ISN'T IT FIERCE MILD?

AH NO, IT'S VERY CLOSE, DON'T YOU THINK?

tommyboy2222 · 25-10-2010 02:42AM

This October has been one of the mildest on record.

Even if its a cold winter, we get to leave work at 2 o'clock cos de buses can't make it out to Lucan once a bit of frost hits.

Brendog · 25-10-2010 02:43AM

Its not that bad. What do you think Jack?

fonecrusher1 · 25-10-2010 02:44AM

Millicent wrote: »

AH NO, IT'S VERY CLOSE, DON'T YOU THINK?

Whats this? bogger language? Someone translate.

Millicent · 25-10-2010 02:45AM

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Whats this? bogger language? Someone translate.

You've never heard of the weather being described as "close"? Get thee beyond the Pale some time, my friend! :pac:

Saila · 25-10-2010 02:46AM

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Whats this? bogger language? Someone translate.

Humid.

*not a bogger though :cool:

starbelgrade · 25-10-2010 02:49AM

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Tonight as i drove to tescos the temperature showing on the trip computer display in my car read 2 degrees.

The closer you drive to Tesco, the colder it gets.

They are the epi-centres of the bad weather. Under every Tesco supermarket, there are giant ice machines which radiate freezing temperatures through the earths subsoil.

Each winter, they plan to make it colder & colder in order to make people buy more and stock up. They have already bought up the world's supply of snow chains, hot water bottles & Bovril, with the plan to sell them at exorbitant prices to the public.

You will of course get extra Clubcard points, so it's not all that bad.

fonecrusher1 · 25-10-2010 02:52AM

Saila wrote: »

Humid.

*not a bogger though :cool:

Thanks. I choose you as my translator.

I will summon thee when required.

Daisy Steiner · 25-10-2010 03:44AM

Yep, there's loads of signs for another damn cold winter. I'm installing a new stove tomorrow, I NEVER want to have the house as cold as it was in January.

The water froze in the bowl and the cistern of me tyleh.

Also no water due to frozen pipes, hence no heating.

Also I was in a job that required a lot of driving . . . not good on icy country roads in the freezing dark.

It's remarkably cold at night already. Must find someone to hibernate with once college finishes for Christmas.

MidnightQueen · 25-10-2010 03:48AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

The closer you drive to Tesco, the colder it gets.

They are the epi-centres of the bad weather. Under every Tesco supermarket, there are giant ice machines which radiate freezing temperatures through the earths subsoil.

Each winter, they plan to make it colder & colder in order to make people buy more and stock up. They have already bought up the world's supply of snow chains, hot water bottles & Bovril, with the plan to sell them at exorbitant prices to the public.

You will of course get extra Clubcard points, so it's not all that bad.

Sorry but i think this post is hilarious.

I really dont want another freezing cold winter! Last year was bad enough!

jd007 · 25-10-2010 04:07AM

A cold winter? As if there's ever any other kind of winter.

Daisy Steiner · 25-10-2010 04:08AM

yep, wet and mild

Jesus Wept · 25-10-2010 04:08AM

Millicent wrote: »

AH NO, IT'S VERY CLOSE, DON'T YOU THINK?

It's quite fresh.

Daisy Steiner · 25-10-2010 04:09AM

The-Rigger wrote: »

It's quite fresh.

go 'way outta that 'twould shkin ya

Jesus Wept · 25-10-2010 04:14AM

A lot of weather we're having lately.

Daisy Steiner · 25-10-2010 04:19AM

Powerful

25-10-2010 06:32AM

jd007 wrote: »

A cold winter? As if there's ever any other kind of winter.

Depends where you are in the world.. :cool:

Yakult · 25-10-2010 06:43AM

Its hitting a nice 32° here.

25-10-2010 06:52AM

Nice... It's only 29° with me.

TheUsual · 25-10-2010 07:31AM

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Tonight as i drove to tescos the temperature showing on the trip computer display in my car read 2 degrees. Its already pretty feckin cold & its only October. Even as i type theres a thin crust of frost showing on cars on the street

Yeah but remember that ALL cars have cheap crappy temperature guages - so I would not base your end of the world forecast on this. It's quite warm during the daytime for the time of year. Today I saw lads in t-shirts on the main street so it's not the apocalypse.

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

I reckon we're in for a dang cold winter. Maybe the coldest in a long dang time.

Anyone who lived through the snows and freezes in the early 1980's will tell you that we have it easy now and people are panicing at normal weather. Jesus we had one of the nicest Summers and Indian Summers for a long time this year. Get out of your house/car more and enjoy the sunshine and warmth.

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Could you give a sh!t? Or is it a worry for you? Would a severly cold winter cause you distress.

Yes. :rolleyes:
No. :rolleyes:
No. :rolleyes:

Stop watching hollywood disaster movies and thinking that the next rainy morning is the end of the world. It's not !!!!

candy-gal1 · 25-10-2010 07:44AM

Ah 2012 anyway.

TheUsual · 25-10-2010 08:15AM

The Day After Tomorrow

A car-driver tries to figure out a way to save the world from abrupt cold weather in October (October ... cold ... imagine !!!). He must get to his young son in Dublin, which is being taken over by a new ice age.